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"I'm never getting skinny." - Ernie A
if we moved to rockville w/ a starbucks & donut shop

"Dude, you're wearing a Kilimanjaro jacket. You're going to get laid." - Ernie A

"Let's not talk about it... you're hurting my mind." - Janny M

"From this mirror, I look good. From that mirror I'm like 'Eww, where'd I gain all this weight?'" - Tricia B

"The guy is a black guy... The woman is a white guy." - Travis B

"Now they wave. They say 'hey'." - Tricia B

"Oh, I'm sorry, no wonder your face is messed up." - Janny M
travis' family tree

"Guys I need quiet. I've never worked an I pod before." - Travis B

"No, we'll leave him down here, there's a couch." - Tricia B
the drunk guy

"Loretta had some big titties... She had some real big titties." - Harry R

"I was showing off the massager." - Travis B

"It's been well broken in." "I can imagine." - Travis B & Brian C

"I'm staring at a guy in gold fricken underwear and Tim Curry's a cross dresser." - Harry R

"Yeah I won't be putting this on my list of all time favorite movies." - Harry R
rocky horror picture show

"I don't know but I'm glad I'm fricken drunk." - Harry R

"I don't think there was nipples involved in the flashing." - Jennifer F

"Six thirty foot orgy." - Tricia B

"I think I'll translate for the rest of the night." - Brent F
translating for his wife, jennifer

"Her eyes are fine, you're just drunk." - Travis B