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"It's not gay unless you make eye contact." - Mike R

"Chasing people to get insurance... They should be chasing me!" - Monique S
just was kinda funny i thought

"I think he's been hitting the bottle, you know?" - Dimitri D

"People were like 'Woo! Throw my panties on the stage!'" - Ernie A

"Who wouldn't look down?" - Janny M
etrade commercial w/ guy in the shower... after i said this marc & bri raised their hands lol

"I'd love for them to throw Hernandez out... it would help us!" - Janny M
he's on quite a skid there

"I'm going this weekend." "To Russia?" - Ernie A & Dimitri D

"Aww look at the puppy." "That's not a puppy. That's a hedgehog." - Janny M & Ernie A

"You'd forget your head!" "No, that's in my pants." - Janny M & Marc G

"God, now you're going to make me write down a quote." - Janny M

"After the snap, false start." - Marc G

"I don't want my relatives to look like food." - Janny M
that one commercial

"Aw! Interception!" - Marc G
we were watching baseball lol

"They're probably looking for Marc." - Janny M
the cops

"I can be loud too, trust me." - Jen R

"Do you want to start a fire so we can cook things?" - Janny M

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"Oh, I'm supposed to have clothes on?" - Marc G

"Hey, watch your f**ken mouth, there's f**ken children around." - Marc G
lol

"Ernie, have you ever worn a wet suit?" - Dimitri D

"So many stories are like that 'So I'm sitting in my own urine...'" - Ernie A

"I'll call the police." "You don't know where I live." - Brian C & Marc G
lol

"I don't have f**ken dirt in my mouth... it's like saying I f**ken cuss too much, what the f**k?" - Marc G

"Payton Manning's Chinese?" - Janny M

"There's been more flags in this game than there were flags after September eleventh." - Janny M

"Great talent?" - Janny M
talking about the cardinals

"Oh, I know where it was... it was when they were playing the high school teams." - Marc G
the announcer was saying how good the cardinals have been

"It's against the raiders... what do you mean they're doing so well?" - Marc G

"Stop it, I'm trying to order." - Brian C
marc & i were making noises & quoting the chineese people while bri was trying to order pizza... 'u

"It's hard to look cool playing the eucalalli." - Ernie A

"Get back to work... Slackers!" - Janny M
office talk

"Alright, unlock my computer so it looks like I'm working." - Janny M

"Is that you? You might want to draw yourself with a thinker pen." - Janny M
making fun of ernies stick figure drawing

"We don't need a P O C for break times." - Ernie A

"Damn you pecan spin wheels!" - Ernie A

"You get too much pleasure out of my pain." - Ernie A

"In coins? F**k no." - Marc G
a subway commercial where they're like u could win a hundred thousand dollars

"This isn't that good of a game for beer." - Janny M

"Empty the dishwasher." "There's dishes in there." - Janny M & Brian C

"Go whoo!" "It's a replay, Janis." - Janny M & Stacy M

"Everybody's seen Janet Jackson's boob except me." - Robbie W

"I thought your special team was supposed to be special." "They are special." - Janny M & Joe C
joe was making the hand signal 'special' u know

"Dude, you took the river of death and you drained it." - Marc G

"The cats more scarier than the movie." - Brian C
the cat was moving things & running around making noises during disterbia

"Why is he focusing on the guy? That's creepy." - Marc G

"It's an old pen." - Marc G

"Unless it's going to show naked people, I'm not interested." - Janny M

"That's mean." "And disgusting, and wrong on so many levels... you're fired." - Janny M & Marc G

"Puppy!" "That's a wolf." - Janny M & Marc G

"It's funny." "So is your face." "I know, you tell me everyday." - Marc G & Janny M

"Yeah, make me a mii." - Janny M

"I want make up on my mii." - Jen R

"Five dollar... sucky sucky." "You suck." - Shawn R & Janny M

"You have to follow through on your stroke." - Janny M

"Cause I smell like fabreeze... it's throwing off my concentration." - Marc G

"Right between the legs... I mean pins..." - Marc G

"That goes in my hooskow. Did I just say hooskow?" - Ernie A

"Anne Frank was hot." "What? She was like fourteen!" - Ernie A & Janny M

"Yes, we can call it sex voms!" - Ernie A
since him & i kept confusing matchmaking sessions for makeout sessions lol

"Kill what?" "Uh, a flea." - Janny M & Neighboor With Pom Pom
asking what can her dog possibly could be trained to kill

"Ima kick her ass..." - Jen R

"Yes, we use arm and hammer toothpaste for our cat litter." - Shawn R

"Moose, moose, moose." "That's a horse." - Marc G & Janny M

"I have popcorn. Why am I eating worms?" - Marc G

"Obviously Jim's dead, there's tissues around." - Janny M
preminition

"So what does that mean? Does she have an extra boob or something?" - Leslie B

"We really don't need to hear you moaning while eating a chocolate bar." - Marc G

"I don't think men need an aphrodisiac." - Shawn R

"Bagok!" "No." - Janny M & Shawn R

"I this, I that... Me, me, me." - Marc G

"He's going to be drunk by the time he goes in." "He's Mexican, no he won't." - Jen R & Shawn R

"You're the one howling at the moon." - Marc G

"When you're drunk, spacing becomes an issue." - Mike R