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"Airplane... God." - Aunt Ruth
brian questioned the word PLANE

"She's a fruit cake!" - Aunt Ruth
i asked her what she thought of sarah palin

"Oh, no I'm gonna do hot water." - Mom
cold water for the dogs

"What music?" - Adam L
the music in the restaurant was really loud

"They had a snazzy word to make it sound awesome." - Adam L
geek squad software

"Did you high five him?" "No." "Well you should have high fived him." - Adam L & Brian C
some dude spilled beer on brian

"Late at night?" "Cause nothing happens then..." - Adam L & Brian C
leslie was telling a college story

"No, random people wake up in my bed." - Leslie B

"I hate this game... Let's play Monopoly." - Uncle George

"You had to say something." - Kim Mo
she lost because of a jinx

"I'm not happy. After all the years of misery, all you give me is fifty cents?" - Uncle George
CLR she passed left

"I've been saying that for eighteen years." - Uncle George
kim is bad luck

"It's a padded box." - Brian C
what pat's in

"Since I had to stop the motion, it messed me all up." "That's what she said." - Patrick M & Janny M
his dice roll

"Say we're all tight and in a gang and we're like brothers or whatever, you know?" - Uncle George
lol

"I don't wanna hug you with soup." - Roshy R
she was eating soup

"What do you have to write it down?" - Aunt Janet
she asked me to do something as i was writting a quote down

"Okay, you can write this down... 'Never mind'." - Aunt Janet
she didn't need me to do something for her

"It's like watching paint dry." - Aunt Janet
watching a dog show

"Yes, they matched my cups. I was so pleased." - Aunt Janet
orange bowls matched her orange cups

"I always get that look like 'you don't know what the War Of 1812 is?'." - Aunt Janet
dylan is so smart

"I don't remember how old I am until I see a picture of me." - Aunt Ruth

"Pumpkin Bites." "Isn't that your stripper name?" "No, it's Pumpkin Spice." - Mike A & Aunt Janet

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"She's not a cool mom, she's a mom!" - Aunt Janet
my mom

"After dating like twenty million guys..." - Leslie B

"That was low, Joe." - Kate C
switched the channel at a crucial point in the game

"If you're stronger than him how is it you're moving across the floor and he's not?" - Joe C
kate playing with wiki

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"Imagine that in Germany. I couldn't see it." - Brian C
they drink beer all the time

"Or was he from one of the vanians?" - Jon B
lol, like transylvania or pennsylvania?

"If you have a Saudi Arabian passport... You go to a special line." - Jon B

"You idiotic, crack headed, retarded dog." - Jen R

"It was probably Mommy." - Shawn R
poop smell

"I didn't realize they had that many f**king plays up there." - Uncle George
in nyc

"I don't know anything about cars..." - Uncle George
lol, it's uncle george

"It's not a duck, man. It's some little girl swinging on a swing." - Uncle George
i was drunk when this was a quote

"Mama's mad at me. I can tell by the way she's walking." - Uncle George

"It's my fault again. See?" - Uncle George

"See when we took marriage vows... for better or for worse? This is the worse." - Uncle George

"It's a bump... It's big." - Eileen D
a bump on a kids face

"We have edible arrangements." - Patrick W

"Speaking of premature..." - Patrick W
we don't wanna know

"She had balls?" - Dimitri D

"Ou, look at the puppy." "It's a kid." - Janny M & Brian C

"Wow, things I'd never thought I'd hear myself say..." - Aunt Janet
finally talked to her over the phone, she was talking to meg