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"And that's why you're the Browns." - Allan B
they had to settle for a fieldgoal

"That's how Buick drivers look." - Allan B
big orange dude on TV at Browns game

"He must have lost a bet..." - Loreal B
orange dude

"Quarterback draw..." - Allan B
qb ran on 3rd & 27

"I'll be like, 'look, when you have morning sickness, you try to do Christmas cards'." - Kate C
joe & kate didn't do christmas cards this year

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"I don't know why my allergies are acting up in the snow." - Kate C

"I'm gonna open a can of cat food. They'll go back." - Aunt Janet
try to get the cats to stay in the room

"Now you said put it anywhere, right?" - Brian C (pic)
smart

"To Santa from Lauren?" - Stacy M
a mislabeled gift, santa missed his present

"Thanks, Mom. That was precious... not the film..." - Stacy M
mom got us autograph postcards from a jockey

"Who doesn't like jokes?" "There are a lot of people out there, Janis." - Janny M & Roshy R

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"If you like burnt hamburgers and chard hot dogs, it was great." - Uncle George
his company holiday picnic

"I never make that. I need a bigger basket." - Uncle George
his trash can, throwing cans in it

"You look fine to me, b***h." - Dave H
uncle george

"She said she found a few pictures of Ronnie... Well, where's Ronnie?" - Kim Mo
mom sent them pictures but ronnie wasn't in them

"But it's about a dog." - Stacy M
raging b***h flying dog beer

"This sucks. Why do you have to be named that?" - Stacy M
picking out a beer for uncle mike

"Oh no!" - Stacy M
she dropped her keys under her seat

"Well Kim, I... pshhh." - Uncle George
if he were to go away, he'd miss his kids

"How are you going to quote that?" - Stacy M
uncle george's quote above

"She's running in her dreams..." - Uncle George
kim... jk... chomper

"Why does it say today? ...Your Christmas will suck... Well..." - Uncle George
on his keystone can

"You are your mother's child... There ain't no doubt." - Uncle George
james thought the above quote was true

"I had to take my Confederate flag down because of you." - Uncle George
EJ

"He just wants to hold her hand." - Uncle George
james, my sis

"I already fingered it." - Kim Mo
i was too slow for a that's what he said

"Yeah, I can smell good for E J's girlfriend!" - Patrick M
i got him axe

"It doesn't have to be for your neck... That sounds dirty." - Kim Mo
i got her a neck massager

"Cold seats, just like I like them." - Roshy R
bri's car

"I'd be like Mia except obnoxious and weird." "So just like Mia?" "Yeah." - Roshy R & Janny M
if roshy was a cat

"That's too tall... this one." - Stacy M (pic)

"We're going for flavor, not drunkenness." - Roshy R
our shots

"I apologize for all her negligence." - Roshy R
bri was mad at me

"Or yeah, just pause it." - Stacy M
bri was inflating the bed, stac wanted him to take a pic of us

"It's time for a fumble." - Brian C
rex fumbled after he said it

"That's why it's good to have a dirty car." - Dana G
open alcohol while driving

"I was drunk, I don't know." - Bear M
talking about last saturday night's party

"I think it'd be way more fun if we don't tell her." - Erin L
her sister thinks the USPS is government employees

"No, she's wrong often." - Erin L
her sister

"A couple girls, too." - Bear M
grew beirds for the playoffs

"They'll let anything in the Oxford English Dictionary now a days." - Erin L

"This is when it gets crazy." - Julia G
white elephant exchange

"So who was naked?" "My mom." "Oh, alright!" - Kent L & Woman At Party 12/17/10

"That's insane. I'd put two candles out in front of it." - Uncle George
my headlights are expensive

"Who would buy an old bone?" - Uncle George

"I like hope for her to die soon..." "Merry Christmas..." - Erin L & Bear M

"So I was imagining a bus hitting her all day..." - Erin L
the funny thing was, this girl she was imagining actually died

"She was only like forty years old so she wasn't like dying age..." - Erin L

"I can't yell in here, it might hurt their ears." - Roni M
telling us a story

"I think they're dumb but I bought a bunch of glasses..." - Erin L
weird glasses that no one would buy

"Hey, give me back my drink..." - Roni M
the night got sillier from there

"Put him in the cat prison." - Erin L
their crazy dog, frankie

"Wait, where's the down?" - Roni M
remote

"What's my name?" "Maggie." Oh, s**t." - Maggie S & Mike C
she thought he wouldn't remember her name

"You wouldn't even try a shot of water?" - Roni M

"If girls wanna corrupt you, you should go with it." - Maggie S

"Who did you take to a prom?" "A girl." - Roni M & Mike C

"So you've had sex?" - Roni M
wayy to personal, we didn't know this dude, funny though

"Speaking of strippers..." - Maggie S
the other part of the night was trying to find a stripper to come over

"Okay, public service announcement..." - Erin L
she had to say something

"How do we order a stripper?" - Roni M

"If you push in, you end the show." - Moose The Sword Swallower
the dude taking the sword out of moose's mouth

"Later I'm gonna do even more silly things to hurt myself." - Moose The Sword Swallower

"The stick things? Are you serious?" - Dawn B
i was wondering what the name of a screw driver was

"She's trying to buy the pot!" - Janny M
dawn put 1 chip in

"I am white!" - Dawn B

"But I deal with numbers all day..." - Dawn B
bri was trying to make her do math

"Oh, we're not giving cards away? Damn..." - Dawn B
the hand was 5 card stud

"I got kings and sevens and a jack, so I got jack." - Dawn B

"Eh, eh, it's mine?" - Dawn B
it was her turn

"What did I say was wild?" - Dawn B
her and i were pretty wasted at this point

"Is this the butt song?" "Ya." - Janny M & Dawn B

"Dimitri said I'm totally gangsta." - Dawn B
she is!

"I really don't wanna get weighed in tomorrow..." - Dawn B
weight watchers

"I can!" - Dawn B
shoot whiskey

"I'm on my forth?..." - Dawn B
beer? probably more than that

"I can't spell me... About..." - Dawn B
she was gone

"What do you have?" "I don't know!" - Brian C & Dawn B

"It sucks when it's soft." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M
playing wii carnival

"It barely went in." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M
playing wii carnival

"I'm really close." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Dawn B

"I'm a fruit. What can I say?" - Dawn B

"I don't know how to play Uno." "Freak..." - Dawn B & Brian C

"Uh oh. It won't go in the hole." - Dawn B
should have been a twss

"But it's not that big... That's what she said." - Janny M
big screen

"I write with my right." - Dawn B

"Take it." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Dawn B

"I don't think I can take it anymore." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C

"Let me find her..." - Dawn B
celine dion

"It didn't go in the hole." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C

"I got my eggs and my pancakes... Oh, pancakes sound good!" - Dawn B
they really did!