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"I didn't know how to do thi... Hello?" - Dimitri D
stoped mid sentence on the phone, getting patrick to come out

"Don't put on your makeup or anything. Just come on out." - Dimitri D
talking to patrick on the phone

"I was like... there's no way he's still putting his makeup on." - Dimitri D

"Meg has got a very large... bussom." - Dimitri D

"He looks! He looks! Are you gonna punch him?" - Janny M
dimitri admitted he looked at pat's gf

"It was slightly reveling..." - Patrick W

"What's all this talk of Saint Louis? Are you Catholic or something?" - Dimitri D
talking about the rams

"You're not stroking it right." "Woah, even I'm getting embarrassed." - Janny M & Dimitri D
patrick playing guitar

"It's probably too small." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W

"What? These picks ain't hard enough for you?" - Dimitri D

"Don't tap. It's late at night. It's a condo." - Dimitri D
patrick taping on the floor

"Do you want me to tell it?" - Dimitri D
the joke patrick was trying to tell

"What are you eating, Cloud? ...It's gone now." - Roshy R

"That one's too thick for me." "That's what she said." - Roshy R & Janny M
she gave me her old drawing pen

"I mean, they're only like nine years old... They should be fine." - Roshy R
the combos i bought had an expiration date of 01, we think

"Gmail's retarded." "Gmail's awesome..." - Roshy R & Person On NYC Bus 9/26/10
it was perfect, roshy said that, then the girl on the cell phone said it

"Your face needs to be funny." "I think it's very funny." - Janny M & Roshy R

"I wanna find Balto!" - Roshy R
the statue in central park

"F is my favorite." - Stacy M
train

"Been in dirty New York all day? Febreeze yourself." - Roshy R
i was

"He gets drunk every night." - Roshy R

"There's only one place to eat, didn't you know?" - Roshy R
NYC

"Well, we missed the crosswalk because of you." - Stacy M
she had to take pictures of everything

"They're dogs now... they where owls..." - Stacy M

"I can't tell you how many pens we've lost." "Pens?" - Janny M & Stacy M & Roshy R
pens said at the same time

"How do I connect this into one?" - Roshy R
pic of bags

"Do I have to make you a 'sippin on haterade' T shirt, too?" - Roshy R

"There's a time and place for leopard pants." - Roshy R

"I was the bigger man and took the grape side." - Roshy R
there was a grape under our seat which got really sticky

"I friended her just to give her a friend." - Stacy M
mom on fb

"I've done that so many times... Okay, I have to walk back to blah blah blah." - Patty F
forgetting stuff

"There's only one Leo I can't stand." "Leo DeCaprio?" - Roshy R & Patty F
roshy was talking about the sign

"If you wanna have thick ass thumbs." - Patty F

"Whatever, it's hot." - Roshy R
skimpy pajamas, i whistled

"They're male model cats... Yeah, they walk the cat walk." - Dimitri D
why his cats are so skinny

"He always has the green on green... I just see his head and his arms." - Dimitri D
a picture of ernie, green shirt & background

"I like meeting other girls and thinking 'haha, you're uglier than me'." - Leslie B
that's pretty mean

"I just, I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought about was me." - Leslie B
probably had this quote before

"That goes against everything I've ever knew." - Lisa P
that guys are smart

"Aww, look at the puppy." "It's actually a dragon." - Janny M & Leslie B

"I already have one like this." - Seth W (pic)

"Yay! I look funny." - Leslie B
she always looks funny

"Boo! He is cute, though... Boo!" - Janny M
other knights

"I'm having a visual orgasm." - Lisa P
the knights

"Why is he Santa Claus?" - Seth W
the king had a long white beard

"The green knight is a dick." - Seth W
he was a trator

"I want more flowers." - Leslie B
our knight only threw like 5

"Did you lick my phone? Gross." "No, that was me." - Janny M & Tim C
wiki licked my phone

"He's like licking my bottle." - Leslie B
wiki

"You can block numbers." - Tim C
seth gave leslie his phone number

"It's a curious thing, now that you mention it... How many alphabets have I dated?" - Tim C
we were going through all the letters we've dated

"Now I'm just enjoying dating a bunch of guys." - Leslie B
lol

"I need to have a bed first before I have a baby." - Lisa P
she doesn't have any furniture

"It's about being under the sea." "Sure it is." - Leslie B & Seth W
little mermaid song that subastian sings

"My comforter looks better than that." - Lisa P
the wedding dress sjp wore in sex in the city

"I wake up in that dress every morning." - Lisa P

"I think they have the same dye job." - Lisa P
a kid and a woman in sex in the city

"No soy sauce?" "That's somewhere else." - Janny M & Seth W
putting sushi all over herself in sex in the city movie

"I haven't said penis once." - Leslie B
now she has

"Like what? Like that?" - Leslie B
she put her feet up in the air

"Are you that bad?" "I'm doing voices." - Janny M & Seth W
i underestimated how drunk seth was

"Why would we play outside? We have a table inside." - Leslie B
play cards outside... i forget the joke

"That was an obvious quote." - Seth W

"I have an erection." "I know, you're looking at me." - Brian C & Seth W

"They sound like an old married couple... 'Can you get my tooth?'" - Leslie B
bri's tooth, gross

"I'm now above Leslie." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Leslie B

"I didn't realize the night had an age." - Leslie B
we said the night was young when it was like 2AM

"Not talking about Leslie." - Seth W
can't touch this!

"I don't even have a man." - Allison B

"We were like 'Farmville? The Facebook game?' 'No, Farmville the place'." - Allison B

"It's Annapolis. It's rich ghetto." - Allison B
why the lights weren't on for the restaurant

"I turned my car on, right?" - Allison B

"I would have hit the curb." "It wouldn't have been the first time tonight." - Allison B & Janny M
she hit another curb before that

"I wanna execute children." - Kate C

"No, he's too sweet to shock." - Kate C
wiki

"Brian, you totally switched the subject." "Not really. It's still duck sex." - Janny M & Joe C

"Sorry. I stopped listening when we stopped talking about me." - Leslie B

"You know, those vegetarians, they have no qualms about murdering vegetables and yanking them viciously by the root." - Leslie B

"They're not strawberries and bananas. Do you know what's really in them?" "Uh, chicken?" - Brian C & Leslie B
mc donalds smoothies

"Everybody bring your own mat... Let's do the locus." - Leslie B
thinking about throwing a party... a yoga party... supposed to be toga

"I love getting naked at Harris Teeter." - Leslie B

"Let's switch positions." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M
switching chairs for cards

"You didn't fart in this chair, did you?" - Leslie B

"Although, being on my knees, this is kind of a comfortable position for me." - Leslie B

"Brian, stop being so negative." - Leslie B
b had -70 points the first hand of rummy

"Brian likes it in the rear." - Leslie B

"We should be fishing in the same pond, Erica." - Lisa P
she doesn't go to the 20's & 30's happy hour anymore

"Yankee's don't play football very well, though." - Drew T

"I'm going to sit over here at the romantic table." - Lisa P
there were two lit candles on the small table

"Just so you guys know behind the rum and alcohol and gin and everything, there is lemonade and ice tea." - Erica O

"I drink vodka, okay?" - Lisa P
that's not girly

"I can drive my own keys home." - Lorise M
things people say when drunk

"My Jewish grandmother's shoes... are a little less Jewish." - Lisa P
she lost a jewel

"All girls Catholic high school... s**t went down..." - Lisa P

"Drew, how drivable are you?" - Erica O

"Sweet November, December... Like a month." - Nichole T

"Way to kill a party, Tim." - Drew T
after his story, everyone went scilent

"I don't think your neighbors are going to yell 'Keep the trig down!'." - Lisa P
we were talking about trigonometry

"You were Boothy at the ren fair? I didn't know that. Fun fact!" - Nichole T

"I'm still trying to understand it... Don't worry." - Lorise M
the convo other people were having

"It's about time I had a cushion." - Lisa P
she got a chair

"It has a big dangle blue dick!" - Drew T
watchmen

"My truck has square headlights... Maybe I won't use twenty five of them..." - Uncle George
all the stuff from dad's

"My ass is not up." "It looks like a speed bump in the parking lot." - EJ C & Uncle George
doing push ups

"I was like why does this beer taste like an ashtray?" - Robbie W
cigarettes in beer cans, eww

"You smell like beer!" - Kim Mo
chomper

"Just cooked... I don't give a s**t." - Robbie W
his steak

"So anyway, about your testes and everything..." - James M

"Oh, I see, you're caught in the spider web... Well doesn't that suck." - Uncle George
bee

"You mean a little pebble?" - Uncle George (pic)
james' arm

"That means your nickname is Butcher... That's my nickname!" - Rick N

"Can I wear my assless chaps?" - Colorado W
out riding on saturday

"People have called me everything... I'm not offended." - Jon T