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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

"If you want to take a shower..." "No. I'll just stay stinky." - Janny M & Wynne G
her electricity is still out

"Everybody's making fun of me but what else is new?" - Wynne G

Monday, August 29, 2011

"He ends up smelling like an African American woman." - Erin L
the perfume they got frankie

"I don't drink beer because it's too many calories... I sound like..." "A girl?" "Yeah." - Bear M & Dana G
he's a whine drinker

Sunday, August 28, 2011 -- stuck in cape cod but there's beer and hot tub and drinking, electricity went out, apples to apples by candle light

"Not guest guests but they're still guests." - Dana G
erin & brian

"Is the electricity out?" "Yeah, Erin cause the T V is on and the electricity is out." - Erin L & Bear M

"I can't believe you were praising this pizza." "It's not normally what it tastes like." - Dana G & Erin L

"I don't skim... I kinda just swim around bugs and stuff." - Erin L

"I'm getting bored out here." - Erin L
we were changing while she was in the pool

"Okay for peaceful we have Adolf Hitler..." - Dana G

"I don't wanna waste time." "Yeah cause there's so much to do around here." - Erin L & Dana G
the electricity was out

"Maybe for nostalgic reasons." - Stephanie H
watch sesseme street when you're an adult

"You're kind of obsessed with her." - Dana G
i kept mentioning t swift

"Rainbows are not that spunky." - Dana G
apples to apples

"I really don't know what to say... Wood chippers and Puff Daddy." - Dana G
apples to apples

Saturday, August 27, 2011 -- erin & brian's wedding, drinking of course, hot tubs, swimming pools

"Steve's are good guys." - Steve C

Friday, August 26, 2011 -- traveled to cape cod, introductions, drinking

"I'm not sure what the purpose of the thong was..." - Dawn F
very thin thong

"I'm petting you. It soothes me." - Dawn F

"I'm like 'who's Irene?'" - Courtney L
the hurricane that's going to hit

"It was harder to get beer than it was to get married." - Erin L

"How does a person not have black pants?" - Erin L

"I think it's too wintery." - Erin L

Monday, August 22, 2011

"Right here, silly poo." - Wynne G
you just don't hear that kind of thing in an office

"You're more of a spaz than me. I didn't think that was possible." - Wynne G

Sunday, August 21, 2011 -- another crab feast with bri's parents

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Saturday, August 20, 2011 -- went over uncle george's for crabs & beer

"Why would you get your name on your back?" "In case he forgets." - Uncle George & Brian C

"You don't know your name?" - Uncle George
james wants a tatoo with his last name

"Why are you behind my old ladies booty, man?" - Uncle George

"That's not Mason, that's a Mercedes." - Uncle George

"They rehearse during the day?" "Yeah, that's why I leave." - Janny M & James M
they do karaoke during the day, eh

"I'll be happy with a mini van." - James M
his first car

"I'd rather drink liquor." - James M
how he puts up with all that country

"There's a bug in my Martguerita." "Good. Maybe you'll choke." - Uncle George & James M

"These ain't all mine." - Dave H (pic)

Friday, August 19, 2011 -- work, went over uncle george's, electricity was out so we drank beer

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"We're having a clan meet." - Uncle George
the electricity was out, people were hanging around

"We can't keep doing this, well than move the damn box!" - Uncle George
his cable box is 2 feet from the road & gets hit a lot

"If we had hard lemonade, you bet he'd be drinking." - Uncle George
bri

"Haha we all looked at Alan." - Patrick M
talking about telling ghost stories

"You flirting with my niece? What's up with that?" - Uncle George
alan got me a chair and whipped it down

"That's called B G S." - Allan C
uncle george didn't spill my beer when he rolled beside me

Thursday, August 18, 2011

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Friday, August 12, 2011 -- work, went out with tim & his family to the improv

"He'll spend money to spite someone." - Tim C

"He's ridiculous and knows all the old people stuff." - Tim C
drew with trivia

Thursday, August 11, 2011 -- work fun

"I've already forgotten what email I've provided." - Wynne G
it was like 2 seconds ago

"Why don't they flag the stuff that really does suck?" - Wynne G

"Nothing says love like a new Jira." - Wynne G
yay, another task

"Now imagine I E is diving into the ocean with a snorkel... and if you wanted a tank and more power, that's FireFox." - Peter F
lol

"I checked it twice." - Peter F
to make sure it wasn't a fluke

"Maybe she's running a bootleg version." - Peter F
of WAVE, one of our pages wasn't validating for something

"Well we realized either one of two things are possible... Either you have an illegal copy... which we didn't think was possible since it's freeware... Or you photoshoped the issue." - Wynne G

"It's like corralling pigs squealing all over the yard." - Wynne G

Sunday, August 7, 2011 -- visited joe & kate & evie

"Well I can always say my breasts are leaking, it's time to feed the baby and that'll end all conversations." - Kate C

"No, my mom wouldn't let that happen." - Kate C
let evie become a teabagger

"It's authentic Italian... accent and all." - Joe C

Saturday, August 6, 2011 -- yard sale with erin & b

"People will be like 'are you selling the dog?'." "And I will say 'yes'." - Bear M & Erin L

"That looks really ghetto." - Erin L (pic)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

"I love your language. It's gotten very... provocial." - Wynne G
not sure what word she used but it was cause peter used the word "dinged"

"Concerned citizen at M S N dot com." - Kent L
what email address to use to email HHS

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 -- work, t swift concert with bri & seth

"I look better in it." - Seth W
a girl had the same shirt as him

"Haha. Cheap skates. Should have bought better tickets." - Seth W
the people up in the 400's

"That's original lyrics." - Seth W
everybody has got somebody song

"No!" - Janny M & Seth W
said at the same time when the opening band asked if they could play another song

"At least it's not country." - Janny M
the second opening band

"Her fans are stupid." - Seth W
some of the texts