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"It doesn't look very operational." - Peter F
the mac was unplugged

"Where's my purse? ...Really. Is it going to be that kind of day?" - Aunt Janet
her purse was right in front of her

"Well I don't care about your sticks." - Aunt Janet

"You can't even walk the walk way. You're not even drinking." - Uncle George
kim was stumbling

"Two hundred fifty dollar mushrooms." - Aunt Janet
she broke her outside mirror coming back from the store

"My last job they were happy I was leaving. I don't know why." - Evan B

"Old ladies pinching your butt." "Yes, that was the good part." - Brian C & Jake T
of his job

"They had trains back then." - Jake T
in revolutionary times?

"I would admit it if it was that..." - Seth W
there was white stuff on his chair... but it turned out to be scratches

"We seriously just talked about penises for like five minutes." - Seth W
i missed some quotes

"There's a penis in Asia!" - Seth W

"What was the third one?" "He's gone." - Janny M & Seth W

"All the sex you want..." - Seth W
trying to get jake to do something

"It takes too long to download porn with Comcast... I'm just stating a fact." - Seth W

"Did you know Betsy Ross was a whore?" - Seth W

"In the world in which I am a Goddess..." - Jake T

"Seth, you need to last longer." - Jake T
in rummy

"I'd go with affair. Not leave Janis." - Jake T

"It was hard before I touched it." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
i forgot the context of this quote

"They've hit a new low." - Peter F
options

"If it's not ready, I will cuss and scream." - Uncle Mike
the pizza since the game was ready to start

"He's gorgeous, just not in that hat..." - Aunt Janet
tom brady always wears the same beanie

"I think Dylan's more mature than Ashton Kutcher." - Aunt Janet

"What wife would let their husband wear a fomanchu?" - Uncle Mike
aunt janet did

"I hate to see that happen. Oh well." - Uncle Mike
injured patriot

"Chocolate and alcohol will make it all better." - Aunt Janet
that was a tough ravens loss

"I'll be burning the bobbleheads later, but you know..." - Aunt Janet
the ravens bobbleheads

"Kent always has all these Jiras... They're like fossilized antiques." - Wynne G

"Look how cute he is and what is he? Twelve? Thirteen?" - Aunt Janet

"Chicken flavored chicken." - Uncle Mike

"Alright, I'm ready for my beer." - Uncle Mike
ravens second touchdown

"It is one of the loudest stadiums. It's because they're all drunk." - Uncle Mike

"Yeah, before I have this other beer, probably a good idea..." - Uncle Mike
bri helped move the drywall to the basement

"I can see the police report now..." - Uncle Mike
dylan got scratched on the face by the cat

"He was looking at the ground!" - Uncle Mike
refs were calling the game for GB, rodgers fumbled

"Loss of three? There's one, two, three, four, five..." - Uncle Mike
it was a 5 yard sack

"There were just a bunch of lonely, old men... harmlessly so..." - Stacy M
at mom's bar

"They just want to look at young, cute girls like me and mom... and David." - Stacy M

"I was more doubting your intelligence at this point." - Seth W
bri was saying how the frostburg mascot wasn't the bobcat

"It's like a comb over for a mustache." - David L

"Telling Forbes they're wrong about money." - Seth W
cain saying that his stats about 999 were right

"Nobody knows who Seth W is." - Janny M
seth said something bad i couldn't quote

"More people will help this." - Seth W
pile ons during fumbles

"Drew Brees looks at his playbook and it says stop throwing interceptions." - Seth W

"The hard hat is really hard." - Brian C
on angry birds

"I'll win this game." - Seth W
he had 3 victory points when we all had like 6

"This hurts my feelings to trade a sheep for a brick." - Stacy M

"That's not all the revenge. They'll be more." - Seth W
since david did us wrong

"I wish they were hoarders." - Erin L
her old roommates

"I don't remember, I was pretty drunk." - Bear M
the questions on the game they played on nye

"At least he didn't keep going." - Allan B
their dog was humping wiki

"If you need to, I can." - Bear M
pee on the carpet

"I liked the goo." - Bear M
his failed zuccini bread

"Is the guy who played Keystone's real name Keith Stone?" - Dimitri D

"I'm really sorry. I got mad skills." - Dimitri D
he was winning at ping pong

"This is getting crazy." - Dimitri D
ping pong, he took his jacket off

"Thank you for reaffirming I'm not crazy." - Stacy M
we play by different rummy rules, so does she

"Would anyone except Janis like another drink?" - David L
i was winning at rummy

"That seven clearly lead to the fact that I have three kings." - Stacy M
she speked with a 7 but had 3 kings

"Let me see your cards. I'll help you out." - David L

"Is this really what you got the cat for?" - David L
when size_t licks bri's beard

"I'm sorry that someone, I won't say who, went out early." - David L
appologizing to stacy, i went out early & stuck her with a lot of points

"I will now end my turn." - David L
he was all official about it

"Yay! I have a road near that five!" - Stacy M
catan

"Did Lance Armstrong lay down his bike when he got testicular cancer? No." - David L
giving stacy a motivational speech

"It seems kind of luxurious considering our economic downturn." - David L
i built a city

"Sheep shunner!" - Stacy M
no one wanted sheep

"I don't think Dunkin Donuts does wine tasting. Google fail." - Janny M

"One out of four in my generation are unemployed." "Good." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"You need some tats to balance it all out." - Dimitri D
if bri were to shave his head & have a beard

"It's all up in your head." - Dimitri D
hair loss

"Well I put the bird feeder there and the bird seed falls and it sprouts cause it's seed..." - Aunt Janet

"Megan was running point." - Aunt Janet
making sure of something

"I did brush my teeth. Feel my toothbrush." - Megan R

"Yeah. I like pizza. And I like trees." - Megan R
random

"You can drive a car soon." "Yes!" - Janny M & Megan R
she's 10

"You can see how dedicated to drinking I am." - Aunt Janet
she forgot her beer

"My grandmother could have made it!" - Uncle Mike
the kicker missed a 35 yard field goal

"I wouldn't be hoisting alcohol." "I know. Been there, done that." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike
girls drinking with roethlesberger

"The ball hit the ground, Tim. Wait, what?" - Uncle Mike
looked like people were trying to explain to tebow what happened w/ the challenge

"When we say 'take a knee', we mean it." - Uncle Mike

"Thank you, Jesus!" - Megan R
the broncos were doing well

"Apparently Jesus hates the Steelers." - Uncle Mike

"Come on, Tim. What would Jesus do? Jesus would certainly watch the time clock!" - Uncle Mike

"Well, we didn't think about the Jesus effect." - Uncle Mike
steelers preparing for the broncos

"Like a purse." - Woman At Dog Park 1/7/12
this dog's harnis had like a strap on it where you could lift the dog up

"I don't seem to remember that part of the story..." - Leslie B
telling dan a story about leslie

"It was a really good table except it was really bad." - Leslie B

"Hola." "What does that mean?" - Brian C & Leslie B

"What did we say? I don't remember talking." - Leslie B

"I'm not a man, so..." - Leslie B

"I don't remember a time before that story." - Leslie B

"Like I'm eating a sandwich." - Leslie B
her facebook status

"This conversation is so interesting..." - Leslie B
we were talking about income tax

"Bird's got taste." - Uncle George
a bird flew into the garage & pooped on the vette & flew away

"Yeah. Last time I checked it was a Chevy..." - Uncle George
checking for an alternator... he had said camaro

"What are you going to call me for a date?" - Uncle George
the guy on the phone wanted his phone number

"Have a baby." "Huh?" - Dawn B & Jon B
her new years resolution... best quote of the night

"She looks hot... usually she doesn't." - Dawn B
fergie

"It's because of the aliens." - Jeff D

"And nude pictures?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Dawn B
on her ipad?

"You were chasing him." "Well he ran." - Jon B & Dawn B
their cat

"I don't want to scoop their boxes and find sparkly stuff." - Dawn B
their cats eating confetti