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"Why would you keep secrets? I mean... not in general..." - Wynne G

"Camp kitty litter!" - Brie Be

"I just wanted to see if it worked..." - Stacy M
she honked the horn

"You sure it wasn't you who was drunk?" "I was tipsy." - Dave H & Stacy M

"Cause if I f**k it up, I gotta fix it." - Uncle George

"I think my laugh scared her." "It scares me." - Kim Mo & James M
a baby started to cry

"Well he did..." - Ryan Mo
bad employee

"Without a brain you wouldn't be able to think. That'd be thoughtless." - Jennifer C

"You're not supposed to sit next to your spouse." - Andrew F
at dinner parties

"I've just decided Janis is forty." - Wynne G
since they don't know my age

"When adults do it, it's okay. But when kids do it it's a huge problem..." - Jennifer C

"I'm like 'I am going to beat you with a big stick'." - Wynne G

"He couldn't even spell it." - Uncle George
mike i spelling epa

"It won't even have a chance to s**t." - Uncle George
if he got a bird he'd kill it

"There's enough Asians here to do a World War two movie." - Uncle George

"It's too early for you to start drinking." - Kim Mo
grizzly, their dog

"What? Would we charge twenty dollars a spot?" "No... ten." - Uncle George & Kim Mo
to camp at their new house

"Let's hop on over to Hops." - Bear M

"Did you bit him back?" "No. He's dirty." - Brian C & Erin L
oscar bit her

"I would never play a game called 'corn hole'." "I would. But not in prison." - Brian C & Bear M

"Yes, it's delectable." - Erin L
ihop!

"Those balls are too scattered." - Bear M

"No. Nobody likes that." - Erin L
reading instructions to play a game

"We're writing on magazines with s**ty pensils." - Bear M

"Oh by the way, that doesn't get you kicked out." - Bear M
dirty sanchez habit in the army

"This is so complicated. What the hell?" - Erin L
putting a box back on

"What is this? A weapon?" - Erin L (pic)

"I have to go all the way down to the S's looking for a B." - Kent L

"Cause the leather would ruin the ball..." - Brian C

"See, that was a laugh." "No. That was fake." - Janny M & Kurt W

"What were you?" "Copping a feel." - Brian C & Janny M

"When all else fails I can always masturbate to... that's disgusting... Dick Cheney." - Mike O

"My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found having a penis dot com slash nunchuck moves." - Kurt W

"If you want something hot, there's always hot wax." - Kurt W

"I was expecting you to be black and white." - Abby M
tim's profile picture

"I'm going to like that..." - Tim M
someone's post

"France!" - Brian L
he blerted the answer to a question; after that he always said france!

"Isn't this better than feeding the dogs?" - Brian L
abby needed to go home to feed her dogs

"Wait. I thought it was France?" - Brian L

"We have a vote for Russia here." - Brian L

"I'm writing Queen Latifa, alright?" - Tim M
what's whoppie goldburg's real name

"There are like five new pictures of vaginas I have to resize." - Brigette F

"Guilt is fun." - Kurt W

"Delila, what are you talking about?" "I know. She's a quack." - Janny M & Kurt W

"She's getting churchy." - Kurt W

"You know, whoever John Mayer's stinging this song to could say what they need to say if he'd only shut the f**k up." - Janny M

"That's what happens when the still blows up." - Uncle George

"You didn't give me a hug... tramp." - Uncle George
his friend didn't give him a hug

"Just get over him." - Janny M
one of uncle george's old friends

"It's whites against blacks. We're racist around here." - Uncle George
basketball

"I'm going to quote you on that." - Janny M
the above quote

"Well doesn't it look like it? Jeez." "I don't know." - Janny M & Uncle George
not sure what i was refering to

"Looks like it's gonna be a rough trip for you." - Wynne G
peter's trip to europe; on the beach

"I hope that P D F is..." "5 0 8 compliant." - Peter F & Wynne G
a PDF wynne received from jennifer's camp