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"Did it take a picture?" - Brian W
the projector made a clicking noise

"Really? Who would play this by themselves?" - Matt Wi
a game we were about to play

"Are you black or yellow?" "Uh, is that a racial question?" - Matt Wi & Megan Wi

"They were starting to, you know, construct things." - Megan Wi

"Why are you cheating so much?" - Megan Wi

"Are you allowed to pass these buses?" "I don't know. I was just debating that." - Janny M & Erin L

"The rest have become like modern society." - Erin L
how virginia is a weird state but the rest are normal

"If my kid's like that I'll drown it." - Erin L
a neighbor's kid was really bad & screamy

"Just imagine all those swinging penises." - Bear M

"It's just a really bad wardrobe combo." - Erin L

"He's doing what all men do." "What? Jerk off? It's not a really great time." - Brian C & Erin L
why bear was taking so long

"Is someone coming with me? I'm not going outside alone dressed like this." - Bear M
in his bear costume walking the dogs

"Actually is that a boot?" "What? The costume?" - Bear M & Erin L

"I had it all figured out. They weren't going to die." - Erin L
what she did to her sisters when she was younger

"I was not trained in hair dressing..." - Erin L
she cut her sister's hair when she was a kid

"I think Leah has gas." - Brian C
we heard a weird noise

"I'll fly and you'll see." - Kurt W

"You can taste the eye ball." - Denny J

"It's not sharp." "What? The bone?" - Cindy O & Joy J

"You can sit down." "I know I don't think I can." - Janny M & Rachel I
her dress was complicated

"He looks back at you like you pushed him." - Rachel I
little kid who fell

"Just squeeze or violently shake the person." - Rachel I

"I got shorts on. It's cool." - Rachel I
her dress

"It's still P G." - Rachel I

"The other day was gross but so hysterical..." - Rachel I

"You get that penis!" - Rachel I

"...And we went there..." - Rachel I

"Always Keanu Reeves." - Rachel I
she always gets that card

"My French teacher was a horrible person..." - Rachel I

"So what you're really trying to tell us is that you're a Britney fan?" - Rachel I

"Yay! Hot cheese!" - Rachel I

"See, and I also said guys..." - Rachel I

"I don't think I like this position." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M

"She could go through all the Halloween decorations and label which ones are recyclable." - Kurt W
someone we know

"There are tights involved." "Yeah and I picked them out." - Mike O & Cindy O
his costume

"You don't want the user experience that." "Why not? Microsoft does it all the time." - Brian W & Janny M
programs that crash

"Let's pick a name... other than Bob." - Brian W

"It's beeping at John because he's not saving the environment." - Qais S
we were in qais' car, talking about climate change, john didn't have his seatbelt on

"Do I look like a plant lady?" - Wynne G

"Somebody gave this to me. I didn't ask for it." - Wynne G
her plant that's dying

"Well what do I have to do cause I'm going to be killed a lot." - Janny M
in laser tag

"But they're blue, not red." - Megan Wi
the smurfs were communists

"But Papa Smurf was blue..." - Megan Wi

"How would you even fit in a smart car?" - Megan Wi
her fiance is tall

"That's Smoo... I don't know his name." - Megan Wi

"Southern people don't ski." - Megan Wi

"Once you go black, you don't go back." - Megan Wi
burnt hot dogs

"How about none?" "Yeah!" - Megan Wi & Matt Wi

"You put the key in a vagina hole..." - Megan Wi
after a few drinks?

"You mean Romania?" - Megan Wi

"It's not the size of the P D F helper bin, it's how you use it." - Rich L

"We could talk about this for an entire semester and, believe me, I have." - Brian W

"Bou, ch... I'm here all week. Really." - Brian W
he made a joke in class

"Who cares about the world? Hi, world." - Brian W
your first program is always hello world

"Click your buttons and make them happy." - Brian W

"Why is there four candles?" - Uncle George
on bri's birthday cake

"With me driving, it'll only take a half hour." - James M
from our place to their place

"What are you talking about?" "Nothing, Jen. Go back inside." - Jen R & Shawn R

"It was one glass. It's not like it was the whole bottle." - Kim W

"With the paper on?" "Extra flavor." - Cheryl R & Mike Sl
little girl was eating a tootsie roll

"Who is it? What color are they? What's their social security number?" - Britney F
drilling jen about new neighbors

"It was a rim shot." "That's what she said." - Butch R & Janny M

"It's even bigger now." "That's what she said." - Butch R & Janny M

"I'm not even going to say what I was gonna say." - Jen R

"I have to pee." "So. You know where to go." - Jen R & Butch R

"She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic." - Cindy O

"It didn't want to go down." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M
mexican train

"While we're young." - Mike O

"I'm going to go ahead and fix that right now." - Mike O
mike got mistaken for kurts dad

"I hate you." - Mike O
tempers fly during mexican train

"While you were pissy." - Brian C

"Why is the Mexican train trained?" - Cindy O

"You really forget we have these moats." - Megan Wi

"I will trade you. Trade with me!" - Megan Wi

"I made poor life choices." - Matt Wi

"That's upsetting me." - Megan Wi

"Twice a year, I'll die." - Qais S
if he fasted twice a year

"Yeah, I would eat the whole thing." - Megan Wi
a 50 pound hershey kiss

"Oh my God, I have a booby ring." - Megan Wi

"Horrible move. You gotta watch it." - Bear M

"That's the last thing I need. I have enough personalities as it is." - Bear M
an alter ego

"It's not a picture of me, is it?" - Erin L

"So my balls are in the front?" - Bear M

"I didn't want it gooing everything up." - Erin L
water from our beers

"You should get negative points for that." - Erin L
b's shot

"He just called you a hooker." "She hooked the ball!" - Janny M & Bear M

"Erin, how is it that I did better than you?" "I don't know... It's not fair." - Janny M & Erin L

"Guess who the biggest investor is?" "Microsoft." - Brian C & Erin L
not sure why she said microsoft

"They're not sketchy... they're drug dealers." - Bear M

"He's uneducated." "Na uh, he's a republican." - Bear M & Erin L