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"I'm more mentally stable than some young people who aren't on the ball." - Aunt Ruth

"I don't need a pic. Thank you." - Janny M
mom wanting to show me the cats new hair cut

"I don't poop anymore." - Mike O

"So you were betting heavily on the rain?" - Brian C
mike not wanting to walk so he shook his head yes

"I'd be adding clothes." - Brian C
undressing some people on the metro

"That's one of the oldest laws on the books... that they're trying to get off." "Literally." - Mike O & Kurt W
a wv law saying u can have sex with anything over 50 lbs

"God'll kill me on that one." - Cindy O
cards against humanity

"It's about sex, deer." - Kurt W

"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought Sean Penn to the people of Haiti." - Cindy O
that worked; mine

"What Janny really has under her hat... A big black dick." - Kurt W
probably the best one

"What's my s**t in here?" "...Me." - Uncle George
i asked what was mine in his garage & he moved into the garage & said me

"What the f**k is this s**t?" You ain't dead yet? I'm not buying you a box." - Uncle George

"You wanna buy a boat?" - Uncle George

"I'm not fixing that tailgate again." - Uncle George
if we destroy it putting a pool in the back of the truck

"If I wanna camp, I'll get a camper." - Uncle George

"That's one of the reasons I worked there." - Uncle George
naked women calendar at my grandfathers shop

"The only way they come off is if you hit a tree." - Nelson N
a car part

"It's rock poop." - Uncle George
the stuff in the ground in rockville

"Why don't you have an iPhone like normal people?" - Jennifer C

"Why isn't his name Conner?" - Jennifer C

"I had wasabi and it tasted two thumbs up!" - Jennifer C

"I won't have to pay. Mommy will." - Jennifer C
if jennifer hits another car with her door

"It's your partner who's aging us." - Brian C
uncle neil

"Freddie's cute, you know, when he's not biting you." - Jason H

"Yes, political reasons..." - Kurt W
why i won't eat papa johns

"If that's the case we'll sell this b***h and move to something smaller." - Mike O
their house

"Don't forget the bleached a*shole." - Mike O

"I've been waiting forever to play penis envy." - Kurt W
cards against humanity

"What's that smell? Republicans." - Mike O

"I wasted God." - Janny M
the card

"And the winner. I drink to forget George W Bush." - Brian C

"Ronald Reagan would not win." - Mike O
who mike thinks about during sex

"Look at them all leaving... Chickens." - Qais S
the cloud got real dark & started to rain hard so some people left

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"She must be on the moon cause she's not in New York." - Uncle George

"There must be fifty doors at that house... I don't know where they go..." - Uncle George

"Can you imagine if we had kids?" - M G
their dogs are already spoiled

"If we eat steak, they eat steak." - Tom G
their dogs

"I work when I'm at work." - Qais S

"You eat that then you come talk to me." - Qais S
some indian food that's really spicey

"Don't applaud. Just throw money." - Kent L

"Damn bitch." - Kurt W
tropical storm andria ruined their plans this weekend

"Lifetime presents the American dream. The story of the K K K." - Kurt W
cards against humanity

"I drew the Oprah one and I thought 'this is f**ked up'." - Mike O

"How did I lose my virginity? Really? Sarah Palin?" - Mike O

"Instead of coal, Santa new gives the bad children AIDS." - Mike O
cards against humanity

"We've laughed too hard already." - Kurt W
what game to play next

"I'll put him on the right side because he's from Britain." - Mike O
kurts car in life

"English is a precistant language that needs to be precise." - John C

"How would you pronounce it?" "I wouldn't." - Wynne G & Shawn K
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