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"He's cooler than me but yes." - Qais S

"Ou, that one really soared." - Kurt W
plaing frizbee with sammy

"I couldn't see." "Open your eyes." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Cindy O

"Money can't buy me happiness but it can buy me... Republicans." - Brian C
it's true

"I'm evil but I'm not that evil." - Dawn B
calling someone about somebody

"Lazy bum." - Qais S

"Okay, I'm coming out. If they want to hit me, they can hit me. I don't care. I just want out." - Qais S
coming out of a parking spot

"What's your daughters name?" "Freeda." - Qais S & John C

"No. We got there before you, lady." - Qais S
driving & parking

"It's been five minutes. Wegman's sucks." - Qais S
parking in a full parking lot

"Oh, eggplant. I'm not parking here." - Qais S
we parked in eggplant

"I have to tell you. I borrowed it and I'm not returning it." - Joe C
a fold up table... comes in handy

"These are supposed to be the real refs, right?" - Kate C
bad calls

"Look how far that thing is shooting." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
water shoots for corn

"I must be a Viagra stud." - Uncle George

"Let me go get the trash can. I'm going to throw up three beers." - Uncle George

"What's his name?" "Herman." - Janny M & Uncle George
a moth in his house is his pet

"You like to hear that girl screaming." "I know I do." - Kim Mo & Uncle George

"So get to steppin, b***h." - Mike O
his mom

"You're not hitting a deer with my dag-gon car." - Cindy O

"She's deaf in one ear." "What?" - Kurt W & Cindy O

"I'm not putting these on straight." "Then put them in gay." - Janny M & Kurt W

"Yeah, that sucked." - Kurt W

"Okay. Drink your drink." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Kurt W

"It turns out the milk man man..." - Kurt W

"War... that's dumb too." - Kurt W

"It's a thunder trumpet." - Mike O

"All the Oompa Lumpa's were men." - Mike O

"John's having lunch with the wife... poor wife." - Qais S

"Thank God it worked." - Uttam D
the system he developed

"Oh, you have a van. It's okay..." - Qais S
a guy pulled out on us

"Where are we going?" - Qais S
after we decided

"He's a she." - Jack Z

"Sammy, why can't you do the yard work?" - Kurt W
dogs should do yard work

"You know what the bible says; you're not supposed to work on Sundays." "Then all the more reason to work on Sundays." - Janny M & Kurt W

"Whatever the bible says, do the opposite." - Kurt W

"I won't be making the same mistakes." "No. You'll be making different ones." - Brian C & Kurt W
fantasy football

"I thought 'this woman's gonna kill me'." - Mike N
he was backing up right next to my tesla

"Try not to make any noise when you peel out of here." - Mike N
my tesla

"God, I'm good." - John C
he can back up real well