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"You're mean. Just mean. Okay?" - Molly R
molly's first quote

"Let me just put it this way... Boobies are awesome." - Shawn R

"I've had a shot in the butt. It's not fun." - Shawn R

"That's as far as you're going." - Jen R

"You wouldn't be able to make it into the porn industry, babe." - Shawn R

"I just want to ask, what's X L S? What's P D F?" - Jack Z
he was joking; he's a developer he should know these

"I was all bundled up." "What do you think bums look like?" - Mike O & Brian C

"Or limp?" "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M
cindy's food

"I can't get any black because you take them." "...Okay, I'll take the black." - Brian C & Kurt W
i was taking all bri's black in ticket to ride, then kurt started taking them

"It's the only thing I could do. Jira wasn't a word." - Janny M
scrabble

"I have three I's." - Kurt W
say it, not spell it

"When it gets warmer we can go." "Why? Is it outside?" - Jack Z & Qais S
wegman's for lunch

"When I think of Buick, I think of old people." - Dawn B

"It's modified...?" - Dawn B
my prius

"That's for their freaky times..." - Megan Wi

"Until I dated Matt, I didn't realize how clean I was." - Megan Wi

"I am a scholar, too." - Uncle George
i called him a gentleman

"Why wouldn't you swing by here and drop it off?" - Uncle George
the next door neighbors house

"I don't care if they bring it in with a helicopter." - Uncle George
the next door neighbors house

"We should have went to jail that night." - Uncle George
a story

"They drink a lot..." - Kim Mo
me and bri; asking about drinking games

"Thanks. I needed a clock." - Uncle George
he has like 10 of them

"No, he's not getting a blower." - Uncle George
for the cuda

"It's elbow. No elrow." - Patrick M

"Call my attorney. Get him down here." - Uncle George
making bets with his son

"I ain't drinking this God d**n water." - Uncle George
playing beer pong

"Guys. I spelled beer pong wrong." - Patrick M
he was a little gone

"Shut up, blonde." - James M

"Dude somebody get me some bread." - Patrick M
soak up the alcohol

"I only had two wine coolers." - Kim Mo
she counted to 3 instead of 4

"Don't instagram it." - Kim Mo
patrick passed out

"I got the boobs." - Daniel P

"I can sprint, son." - Daniel P

"I don't want to hear about your all sex life." - James M

"No. I just know things about pickles." - Kathy W

"I know. We're going to give her one liners." - John C
my quotes

"There's your foot of snow." - Janny M
a big pile of dirty snow for john

"Didn't Burger King stop making kung pow chicken?" - Qais S

"What's happening? Speak to me..." - Wynne G
her computer froze

"I love that web. I want it, I want it." - Wynne G

"That's a good problem to have. I wish I had that problem." - Qais S
jack's losing weight

"She's going to be awake for three days." - Qais S
a highschool kid had a large coffee

"Twenty three? Are you sure? I rarely talk." - Qais S
how many quotes he has; actually that's 25 quotes now

"Exactly, exactly. I did it." - Peter F
nyc on nye

"My noodle is delicious." - Jack Z

"I told my friends you were lucky we weren't naked." - Megan Wi

"Yeah. Uh huh... Friendly..." - Matt Wi

"Bob is not the brightest crayon in the box." - Megan Wi

"What are the refs doing like... Oh... he's cute." - Megan Wi
she stopped mid sentence

"They gave it to them because of Katrina." - Matt Wi
saints, the super bowl

"Yeah, there's bugs out there." - Brian C
going camping instead of video games

"We're so incompetent we'd rather you order online." - Matt Wi
the domino's commercials

"What are you doing getting beaten up by a three year old?" - Jen R

"Out of everyone in this house, I'm the only one legally allowed to cut people." - Shawn R

"By the way, your wife chose the state." - Brian C
their dog, dakota; now north dakota

"Can mommy have a shot? ...Of vodka?" - Jen R
molly walking around giving people shots with her toy needle

"It's not beer. It doesn't burn." - Shawn R
reds apple ale

"They're in quarantine." - Shawn R
jen's boobs

"That's some cold glass and now my nipples are hard." - Jen R
flashing shawn outside

"I'll warm 'em up." - Shawn R

"Listen homie." "You're fricken white." - Jen R & Shawn R

"Win or lose, it's not gonna happen again." - Jen R
shawn getting lucky

"He seemed like such a straight laced guy, not a murderer." - Meredith S

"Ou, seventy-three, I just aged him by ten years. That's mean." - Meredith S
her boss

"Life is so hard." - Meredith S
seth's favorite crunchy m&m's aren't available

"My life's never been the same since they got rid of them." - Seth W
crunchy m&m's

"Everyday is a challenge." - Seth W
without crunchy m&m's

"Wow. It's so big." "It is." "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Brian C & Janny M

"If you play it, it will roll." - Janny M
an assist from seth; spoofing if you build it; catan

"So cute." "That doesn't help the theft." - Meredith S & Seth W
she stole from him

"Ore or 'or', the conjunction 'or'?" - Meredith S

"Mmm. This is war." - Meredith S

"I can't." - Seth W
give him a pound when she gave seth all the sheep on monopoly

"A fifty-five gallon drum of lube. It'll eventually run out." - Seth W
cah

"You should tell the Washington Post guy not to deliver the newspaper to your car." - Qais S
john had a lot of papers in his car

"When you have a kid you're not free until you go to the graveyard." - Jack Z

"That's Fergie? I'm surprised she's not spelling her words." - Janny M