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"Janis gave me crabs." - Megan Wi
we had left over crabs

"I can't eat a plaque." - Uncle George
he got a plaque for his service in the county

"That's a whole tree!" - Uncle George (pic)
shelby got a whole tree

"I should have called that dog stick." - Uncle George

"I don't think I've ever slept until nine." - Uncle George

"I kept A P. He ain't going no where." - Patrick M

"I've been scouting, too." - Patrick M
in preseason

"He probably felt to see which color it was." - Megan Wi
brian picked his own color randomly

"I don't remember playing that way." - Megan Wi
her and matt were bickering about the rules

"If you drink it fast it's cold." - Megan Wi
giving matt a beer he just put in the frige like an hour ago

"Here are some of the things you can offer as a bribe..." "Sex?" - Megan Wi & Janny M

"I already put mine in the baggy." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Brian C

"Do you often have problems getting wood?" - Brian C

"Thank you, captain obvious." - Megan Wi

"Sorry. Dawn's tired." - Dawn B

"Mama loves. Mama loves." - Dawn B

"Did you watch Honey Boo Boo?" "I did." - Brian C & Dawn B
it's on record now!

"It's not a hole, it's just... thin..." - Brian C

"Well that's what you get for wearing a skimpy bathing suit." - Janny M
jens top came off in the water

"Why can't I hit mctits?" - Shawn R
bri's account

"Guardians of the galaxy..." - Jen R
it's not

"Go get my fluids." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M

"I got a headache." "That's because you're drinking." "No it's because you're talking." - Shawn R & Jen R & Janny M

"I told her I'd by a f**king bag and write a bunch of C's on it." - Shawn R
jen and her name-brand stuff

"I think I put some Sprite in there just to make it drinkable." - Shawn R
his mixed drink

"He wants to... you know..." "F**k?" "Well not only that." - Jen R & Janny M

"Janis... let's not piss off the neighbors again." - Shawn R

"Not all of us are lushes, Jen." - Mitch Si

"Eh, love's a strong word." - Mitch Si

"Julius says no alcohol on global..." "Give me another taste then." - Shawn R & Jen R

"That was probably the worst possible position." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M

"I'm trying to recompensate for last time." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M

"You're picky about your food, you're probably picky about your girlfriend..." - Janny M

"She likes the granny panties." - Matt Wi

"Goat curious?" - Matt Wi

"Just put it in!" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M

"You want a teenager?" - Marlana R
her daughter

"She should be able to. F**k. Parent's note." - Marlana R
her daughter buy alcohol

"It's gonna be my drink sink." - Marlana R

"I have priorities... like beer." - Marlana R

"It's like a Disney movie out here." - Aunt Janet
her back yard is very colorful & has animals

"It's haunted." - Aunt Janet

"Well, Brian, there's always next year." - Uncle Mike
for the redskins

"They thought we were the coolest parents." Well, duh." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike
dylan's friend

"She had half a cider and she's already smashed." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet

"If it's level with the level?" - Aunt Janet
the tv; uncle mike asking if it looked level

"It was touched by a thief." "It was lifted." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"Don't jinx the season." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet moving orioles stuff around

"You know Mom. She loves drama." "What? She seems so low key." - Janny M & Uncle Mike

"His head is shaped like a light bulb. I'm not kidding." - Aunt Janet

"He photobombed before there was photobombing." - Aunt Janet
one of her highschool friends who owns the ravens now

"Oh s**t!" "No s**ting in the hallway." - Cindy O & Kurt W

"I'm going to have to take half of it home; it's too big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M
her sandwich

"I didn't think that thing was gonna be that big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M

"In the back country?" "We're going down eighty one." "That doesn't mean it's not back country." - Kurt W & Mike O & Brian C

"Mine's got it." "Uh, nope." - Janny M & Kurt W
cah

"A romantic candlelight dinner would be incomplete without John Wilkes Booth." - Mike O

"I wasted clinched butt cheeks on that." - Mike O

"Was that you?" - Mike O
my worthless son; cindy

"Sorry, we're not interested." - Brian C
in the game sorry

"And you think with eighty eight I should have hung onto the double twelve?" - Kurt W

"You call this belch harmonic?" - Kurt W

"It doesn't matter unless you have a big one at the beginning..." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M