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"I have asthma. That's a really marketable disease." - Jonothan Zz

"You can play with it." "Alright, I'm gonna play with it." - Janny M & David Ga
the coaster... he tore it up into tiny pieces

"I'm just sick of seeing her face." - Cindy Zz
her friend on fb who posted a picture of herself a day

"Do you want me to stop coming over here? Cause that's gonna get me to stop." - Brian C
kim talking about big spiders

"I'd be dead before I got there." - Uncle George
stairs up to the top in canadian bacon

"The hood was fine until you dumba*ses jumped on it." - Uncle George
watching a restoration car show

"And now I have to vacuum the interior... Dumba*ses." - Uncle George
they took a sledge to the windsheild

"Stand back and squint." - Uncle George
uncle george got money out for mount rushmore

"They ain't got teeth, they don't got insurance." - John Zz

"I bet the I R S and workman's comp company are smiling..." - John Zz
car restoration show where people are doing really dumb things

"That's how safe of a driver I am. It takes a while for me to put on my seat belt." - Danny H
he put on his seat belt like 2 miles down the road

"He would go around proding people which was kinda nice." - Peter F
someone we used to work with

"Mackintosh's suck. And I have the right to say so cause I own one." - David Ga

"It smells really good here in America cause I have all this incense." - David Ga
civilization

"Yeah the blue hair girl. That was the highlight." - David Ga
of the night before

"Janis, look at this thing on top of this building. Doesn't it look like a lint roller?" - David Ga
i wish i had the picture

"I was gonna say. That's my spot." - Jake T
the 12, 4, 5 in catan

"Well, let's see. He's dependent on us so he's a democrat." - Seth W
his dog, buddy

"I'm gonna build a home." - Kirk S
catan

"Two wheat, please." - Seth W

"You scammed me." "Embargoed!" - Janny M & Seth W

"You only use it as a phone?" - Jeff D
david's phone is out of space so he just uses it as a phone

"I'm just sipping on this beer." - David Ga
what he told the waitress when she came by asking if we wanted food

"She seems so irritated." - Jeff D
the waitress

"I think everybody's parents go down there." - David Ga
williamsburg

"Yeah, they tend to lose." - Jeff D
the us in soccer

"My one gay friend..." - Jeff D
he only has one

"I like to watch treadmill videos, yeah." - David Ga

"I f**king love this Caribbean s**t." - David Ga

"That movie will get you laid." - David Ga
the sandlot

"If I was going to write a three page essay..." "Three page?" - David Ga & Jeff D

"I don't think he's doing well with the darts." - Janny M
david was pretty bad

"She's like I hate my job, what?" - David Ga

"Where's that pole? I wanna slide on it." - Jeff D
in the firehouse

"Do you see how big it us compared to the can?" "That's what she said." - Danny H & Janny M

"What else can I do? I'm in my room." - Danny H
danny was drinking before

"I have T mobile." "What the f**k, dude." "I know." - Danny H & Janny M

"It's only good when you have WiFi." - Danny H
t mobile

"You drive drunk but you won't drive without a license?" - Brian C

"So you know what happened? I was going to the bathroom trying to find a urinal and I was in the woman's bathroom!" - Danny H

"So I'm not going to die after all?" - David Ga
our final night of our first game of civilization

"Oh I really hope he has a cool hat." - David Ga
his great person

"Should I write pound of flesh in the memo?" - Janny M
check for taxes

"Oh that's where the Gaylord is." "Well we don't know his sexuality." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"Shame it wasn't earlier." - Uncle Mike

"Cause Florida needed another football team." - Aunt Janet
jacksonville

"He's getting his ducks in a row." - Aunt Janet
chip kelly

"More like Jake clean out your Locker." - Uncle Mike
jake locker retiring

"Well it's not outside, it's in the garage." - Uncle Mike
where he sleeps when aunt janet's mad at him

"I learned that in second grade so f**k you." - Uncle Mike
22/7 is pi? not even close

"Sorry about cursing around you guys. I know you're not used to it." - Uncle Mike
hahahahahaa

"Car titles? Yeah." - Brian C
what burns well in the fire

"That's okay. She doesn't have to be awake." - Shawn R
jen, later, to have sex

"It's a marathon, not a sprint." - Shawn R
drinking, jen was having too many

"I have a cigarette." - Jen R
why she couldn't help with something... then she dropped it

"Just think, the money from your mother and your grandmother is going to pay for that." - Shawn R
jen's bob

"It's raining, it's pouring. The old man is snoring." "Shawn's not snoring." "F**k you." - Jen R & Brian C & Shawn R

"That's the perfect song to make love to." "It's raining, it's pouring?" - Jen R & Brian C

"No we're going to be up f**king for a while." - Jen R

"Sweetie, you still live like you're in your twenties." I am in my twenties." "You're not in your twenties and I didn't call you sweetie." - Shawn R & Brian C

"A floating Stone Henge? That makes no sense." - David Ga

"You could put it on a boat, I guess." - David Ga
stone henge

"It goes better on top." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M

"You guys are a bunch of women." "With cleavage; showing cleavage." - Janny M & David Ga
i picked their race in civilization

"Is that too much info?" - Brian C
bri was trying to explain in depth something with david's car

"Maybe they're too big." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M

"Yes, with the brass boobs." - Brian C
his avatar for civilization

"Hitler was like 'oh that's so cool'." - David Ga

"It would have been easy just to throw some bombs over there..." - David Ga
on great britain during wwii

"I don't wanna play with myself." - David Ga
playing pool at the bar

"Well that's how I felt." - David Ga
his running story

"Bathrooms are cool." - David Ga

"There's no rule that you can't do pushups on the metro." - David Ga
he was exercizing on the metro