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Friday, January 30, 2015 -- work, hung w/ kurt & mike, food & catan all night
"Did it take the plunge?" - Mike O
bri's phone that he replaced
"A ride on the porcelain express?" - Mike O
"You never know." "No. You do." - Mike O & Kurt W
building on a two in catan
"I need alcohol..." - Kurt W
dilaliah
"I have his wood knocked down." - Mike O
"Wohoo!" - Mike O
a two rolled
"Ew. I'd strangle that b***h." - Mike O
michelle duggar
"It's a twig." "It's a sapling." - Brian C & Mike O
bri's pennie
"Ain't no body got no wood." - Mike O
"Two was a poo." - Kurt W
"How clever. You rhymed ore with whore." - Janny M
"Why do you guys assume I'm gonna hit my wife?" - Brian C
"The rich get taxed." "Hard." "About time." - Janny M & Mike O & Brian C
catan, a 7 rolled
"Cough it up." - Mike O
a card
Thursday, January 29, 2015 -- work, saw Danny for dinner at a thai place
"I was like is this a good idea?" - Danny H
Wednesday, January 28, 2015 -- work, had dinner with dawn, chilled at her pad
"I think that's what put me over the edge." - Dawn B
the moonshine on nye
"I'll make it a big shot." - Dawn B
bri saying i could only have one shot
"He does. He has a foot fetish." - Dawn B
her cat midnight
"I'm surprised it doesn't work. We only used it a few times." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C
their deep fryer
Tuesday, January 27, 2015 -- work, went over erin & bear's for a game night, pizza, tv games
"Just have to touch her. I'm that good." - Bear M
to make ella stop crying
"Erin went with a common name like Erin?" "Yeah. Best name ever." - Brian C & Erin L
"Why is the bottom shaved?" - Erin L
bears picture of a butt
"If you don't breastfeed they shrivel up and go away." - Bear M
boobs
"I thought the game was obsessed with killing pillows." - Erin L
"So you're telling me the toilet isn't a jacuzzi for the baby?" - Bear M
Monday, January 26, 2015
"Is it only happening with a few vehicles or is it a fleet-wide epidemic?" - Brian C
bri talking on the phone to work
Saturday, January 24, 2015 -- went over shawn & jen's for a nice hang out & cah
"I can see my breath." "That's cause you're smoking." - Jen R & Brian C
"Shawn, I'm missing a card." "You have three, Jen." - Jen R & Shawn R
she thought she was playing... it was just the 4 of us
"If she has diarrhea are you going to clean it up?" "Yeah." - Jen R & Shawn R
he was really excited about that possibility
"We gotta read some reviews." - Shawn R
of a flesh light
"Now I need a cigarette after that." - Jen R
seeing bri's butt
"Taking the browns to the superbowl..." - Shawn R
"I think I broke Janis." - Shawn R
the last quote... i never heard that before
Friday, January 23, 2015 -- work; had pho with paul; game night with paul & david; played smallworld & catan; drinks
"I'm pro life in video games." - David Ga
"She's saying since you're older, your value as a human being is less." - Paul H
how bri needs to change some of the requirements on something
"I got my meal right there in Paul's lap." - Brian C
there were snacks in his lap lol
"The thing is if you attack me, you earn my ire..." - Paul H
in small world
"It's like people can't swim." - Paul H
"They have this brew... Double D..." - David Ga
talking about beer
"Maybe a Candi bomb or something." - David Ga
he wanted to try another drink that requires a shot
"Where'd you get that rule from?" "Um, the rule book." - David Ga & Paul H
"I'm putting all my eight's in one basket..." - Janny M
built on two 8's
"They just like put some hard liquor in it and put some sugar and you're done." - Paul H
"I didn't know you could get raped in this game." - David Ga
in catan
"Well because I like pouring larger vessels into smaller vessels." - David Ga
he was drinking his drink from a shot glass that he kept pouring
Monday, January 19, 2015 -- had mlk day off so I visited WB to see qais & the guys, lunch, dq, saw the new WB office
"In the Ferrari you need a G P S that only has gas stations." - Qais S
"Which is this? Your house?" - Alfredo C
i got the group thinking qais lived in a mansion
"Before the scarf?" - Qais S
bill was wearing a pakestani scarf
Sunday, January 18, 2015 -- went over aunt janet's to watch the playoffs
"Don't have friends." - Uncle Mike
"I got a Nokia. It was a good deal. It's a flip phone." - Uncle Mike
lol
"It's not even true. It's like nine thousand." - Uncle Mike
to replace a prius battery they all said it was 10 thousand
"It was off by a yard. It was close enough." - Uncle Mike
patriots; refs rounding up for them
Friday, January 16, 2015 -- work, out for drinks, sushi, drinks & game night w/ david
"Is this is a conversation we really want to have before dinner?" "Yes cause it's important." - Brian C & David Ga
talking about discentary?
"You have to make kids happy, you know?" - David Ga
he listens to kids channels in his car sometimes
"You know what? Screw these queens. I was trying to make a pair but they can go to hell." - David Ga
playing 3 to 13
"And a conservative dildo company is..." - David Ga
"Sorry, I know that wasn't a sexual fantasy." - David Ga
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
"So you had a dry Austin?" "That's what she said." - Maggie St & Janny M
"Facebook doesn't have thumbs down." - David Ga
"A non Egyptian name..." - David Ga
another dude at irockville we forgot his name but was from egypt
Sunday, January 11, 2015
"You're anti carb and you're eating a bread stick?" - Janny M
Saturday, January 10, 2015 -- watched the playoffs over shawn & jen's, cah, & drinks
"What do I look like a jungle gym?" - Jen R
molly climbing on her
"I'm just saying that for the next time, baby." "So another two weeks." - Jen R & Brian C
the next time they have sex
"We only got twenty minutes, okay?" - Jen R
until molly is put to bed
"Dakota can you move your a*s?" "She said the same thing about you." - Jen R & Brian C
"I used to be able to do that." - Jen R
"Sorry. My hand might be a little cold from drawing penises." - Brian C
on their window
Friday, January 9, 2015
"Not anymore. B***h is wearing pink." - Mike O
leah
"Nipples don't burn anyway." "The hell they don't." - Brian C & Mike O
"At least she doesn't have mud slides in her panties." - Mike O
wtf?
"That was so funny I almost farted." - Kurt W
"It'll grow back once we get skinny again." - Mike O
hair between their thighs
"Cock smootch." - Mike O
"That's eight for his little a*s." - Mike O
Monday, January 5, 2015
"It's kinda like a detox." - Dawn B
her going without a phone
Saturday, January 3, 2015 -- jason & uncle neil came over for cards & the playoffs
"He hasn't even had one." "I know." - Janny M & Jason H
jason was messing up
"Do you have any aces?" "Unfortunately." - Janny M & Jason H
for a misdeal
"I don't feel love anymore." "That's cause this is cards." - Janny M & Jason H
"What are you saying it's a sham?" - Uncle Neil
the marriage I was sandbagging