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"That's not new news." - Jeff D
that david has been acting weird

"Ew. T M I." "Three mile island?" - Janny M & Jeff D

"I wonder if it's the coke oil." - Jeff D
we were talking about coke & their oil spill

"My intent was to do a longer one..." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M

"Why do I feel like you're bull s**ting us?" "Well, that's correct." - Janny M & Daniel K

"Hopefully I won't die but we'll see." - Daniel K
drinking a beer he didn't like

"Why is somebody bombing Frostburg?" - Seth W

"It's tainted with everyday low prices." - Seth W
the mountains around walmart

"People call it gayco?" - Sarah H
gerrit county

"That's like a lot of paperwork." - Sarah H
hitting someone in the street

"The house didn't grow." - Sarah H
when she bought it

"It's not that hard." "That's what she said." - Noah H & Janny M

"It was like how did you get into college?" - Sarah H

"When I'm president I'm going to create a department called the department of invading Poland." "It's about time." - Sarah H & Seth W

"Frostburg sushi bar?" - Seth W
that's right; frostburg has a sushi bar now

"Do you wanna save that breast?" "That's what she said." - Walt W & Janny M

"The bear wins. It's a Hyundai." - Seth W
if we were to hit a bear

"It gets you f**ked up." - Walt W
mad dog; cheap liquor

"You start to wonder about the choices you made in your life." - Walt W
when you drink mad dog

"I really want the Chrystler S T D... it really burns up the road." - Walt W
we were talking about car manufacturers who just have letters as car names

"What do you mean there's nothing on with forty channels?" - Seth W
the hotel only had 40 channels so we watched CNN's coverage of the pope

"You're there for the entertainment." "What entertainment?" "The drunk people." "Yeah." - Brian C & Janny M & Alex B
alex said yeah

"That's only if they catch ya." - Jeff D
transporting alcohol in utah

"You should just need to know how to get the information." "Bribe?" - Janny M & Jeff D

"...He collects cans, he blows some dudes..." - Alex B
telling a joke

"I don't see how he's not dead already." - Jeff D
paul mccartney

"Just keep blowing and eventually it'll come." - Jeff D
teaching me how to whistle loud

"My boobs hurt worse than yours do." - Jeff D

"You killed my dreams!" - Alex B

"It's so slippery..." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M
the board at denisens... we were playing cornhole

"And we ate that f**king food." - Aunt Janet
there was a mouse in their grill

"That's not what I want to add for flavor." - Aunt Janet
stuff from a mouse

"Wait. Why are we rooting for the Steelers?" "Cause we don't have Forty Niners on our team." - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"Ugh. It ruined my water." - Aunt Janet
she took a sip of uncle mike's beverage

"I mean I love him and he's my son but God I hate him." - Aunt Janet
dylan always wins fantasy

"Especially in the bedroom, right?" "That's where it matters." - Janny M & Mike O
stamina

"I didn't know s**t was hot." - Kurt W

"And then when the Japanese bomb it again..." - Mike O
pearl harbor

"Mike can play with his balls." - Brian C

"Take these f**king boobs." - Kurt W
spoofing take these broken wings

"No. I was getting a blow job in the back of a cab..." - Mike O

"Maybe I should ask that. Be like 'what's your deal?'" - Josh M
his family, why their names are weird

"I'm sorry. Don't shoot me." - Jen R

"What's real cheese to you then?" "Cheese out of a can, of course." - Jen R & Janny M
jen was asking shawn

"I'm sure every N F L team has their own... um..." "Color?" - Jen R & Janny M

"It's not a penis. It's a f**king dick." - Shawn R

"I didn't lick any of them." - Josh M
any of his french fries a coworker wanted

"I got a tan. I'm not a white girl anymore." - Megan Wi
while on vacation

"Thanks... for rubbing it in." - Megan Wi

"I walked on there. I saw them and he missed them all." - Megan Wi
all the boobs on the topless beach

"I like when you cut it cause you cut it with love." - Megan Wi

"I backed up into a stick once, too." - Megan Wi

"It's Portuguese food so it's Portugal." - David Ga

"You do realize that you live and work down the street from where we're going." - Jeff D
david bought his tickets online rather than at the filmore

"I'll just keep on making mistakes in life." - David Ga

"I guess I'll rate it like I rate a beer... how it looks, how it smells, and how it tastes." - David Ga
a movie

"Woo backpack!" - Janny M
the opening band were young kids & he had a backpack

"I think Lee Camp heard you." - David Ga
my wooing from in the back of the concert

"Just don't pour it where the sun don't shine." - David Ga

"Sarah has a weenie?" - David Ga
at this point he was gone

"I think I have nail marks in my sack, dude." - Jeff D
people touching him as they walked by

"This is from..." "Sex?" "...Well that's on my back." - Jeff D & Janny M

"Secretary of bull sh**t. Now I'm scientist of bull s**t." - Arron L

"I didn't think you were going to talk about boobs tonight." - David Ga

"It was a spinach salad, too." That's hardcore." - Layla S & Janny M

"My daughter's life matters." - Thomas O
layla didn't care about his story

"I see how it is, Benedict Arnold." - Uncle George

"I'm gonna do a shot so I can see better." - John Zz

"I'm secure in my manhood." - Uncle George
wearing a hawaii shirt

"I wouldn't let my dogs in there." - Uncle George
john's trailer in the back

"I gotta take what I can get." - Uncle George

"I honestly thought never some f**king woman would throw some f**king beer at me behind a car." - Uncle George
we are laughing about it now but it's still not funny

"Don't worry, Kate. I suck too." "I'll confirm that with Brian." - Janny M & Joe C
at sorry

"If anyone hits me, I will beat you." - Kate C

"It's the forbidden fruit..." - Kate C
jack going into evie's room

"Alright. It's on, girl!" - Kate C
evie jumped kate again in sorry

"That's what Shawn said." - Jen R
jen should work at tilted kilt

"So how do you pull it out?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M

"Y'all are f**ked up." - Jen R

"Somebody needs to tame that jungle." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C
shawn's neighbors yard

"Maybe they're advertising facial reconstruction?" - Ryan M
the hair commercial that clearly has different people

"Yeah but that would mean a person has to figure that out and that person is gonna be me so no." - Bryan S
figuring out draft order based on seniority