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"I mean I don't know. It's a crazy world so..." - David Ga

"Just cough in it..." - David Ga

"Cause they live by a slippery mountain?" - David Ga

"He was like taking too much acid." - David Ga

"Now I have the taste of bunny rabbits in my mouth." - David Ga

"I mean, I can help you." - Amrutha E
help david in bs so she knows his cards

"You... you're sitting here with the evidence." - Brian C
in bs, david wasn't calling it on anyone

"Jungle justice." - David Ga

"That was a good magic trick but it was on top." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M

"Who wants to uber me to my apartment?" - Amrutha E
her apartment was right across the street

"I support cancer." - Amrutha E

"Vagina artificial." - David Ga
what a fleshlight is in spanish

"It's a problem with your balls." - David Ga
cah

"But she doesn't have testicles?" - Brian C
miley cirus

"Precious bad words." - Amrutha E

"When Jarold sleeps on the couch, that's what he wears." - David Ga
a banana hammic

"No! Can you replay it?" - Amrutha E
still talking about banana hammics

"It's like when air leaves the vagina." - David Ga

"Cuatro plus two?" - Amrutha E
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"Anybody want to demonstrate a happy penis?" - Janny M

"Every man knows how to beat it." - Brian C

"Stop pulling on his drums." - Alex B

"No more jokes. I don't have the energy." - Amrutha E

"If they kill us, the fault's on them." - Thomas O

"Sugar is legit so long as it's frozen." - Layla S

"I said parked." - Jen R

"Oh no, my dear." - Jen R

"It's five fingered breath punch?" - Jen R
the name of the band

"You guys need to say stuff that's funny." "B***h I'm trying." - Janny M & Jen R

"Who the f**k is Jen yelling at?" "Her phone." - Janny M & Brian C

"This pen doesn't work when I'm drunk." - Janny M
seriously, my pen wouldn't work

"Shawn, I think you have an axe to grind." - Janny M
literally; his axe was dull

"What? I'm a little bi when I get high." - Jen R

"They drank her koolaid." - Stacy M
hillary supporters

"I like my tots crispy. They gotta have the crunch." - Layla S

"That's narcissistic. Go ahead and quote me on that." - Thomas O
that i have the most quotes

"Four point eight percent." "Lemon or beer?" - Layla S & Rob C
what her beverage was

"My motto is keep the tots rollin." - Layla S

"That's an awful motto." - Thomas O
layla's tots motto

"Monday's are so crappy in general." "That's why we need alcohol." - Bryan S & Janny M

"When the planes fall away into pieces they're kinda hard to track." - Bryan S

"It'll be much more eloquent then." - Mat W
his speech after some alcohol

"I stopped at five." - Layla S
thomas got like 11 emails since he left the office

"I'm glad I don't work with you guys." - Bryan S
scheduling meetings at happy hour

"You guys are scheduling meetings at happy hour!" - Bryan S

"Are you still growing?" - Thomas O
layla getting more food after she already ate

"If you need a reference, I'm your man." - David Ga
to mat who is leaving

"I have kids. That's why I'm still fricken here." - Layla S

"Porn day on the V P N!" - Layla S

"Well we need to do better on those beauty questions. I'm glad I brought a bunch of guys with me." - Janny M
trivia

"I'm just gonna say the Gap." - Janny M
we had no clue

"But I have to go to work tomorrow. I need to drink more." - Jeff D

"Well if you tripped that woman they would be dead." - Jeff D
trip someone from the team that was winning

"Just keep poking it until it comes out." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M

"It's probably skewed by exposure." - Layla S
the number of quotes people get

"It probably wasn't that bad but it was pretty bad." - Bear M

"Erin takes school so seriously that I fear if she didn't do well, she'd have a psychological breakdown." - Erin L
that's the review one of her teachers gave her

"Bird... housing accommodations." - Erin L
she bought a bird house

"Every calorie counts." "Not if you don't count it." - Janny M & Jeff D

"Ah, this guy. Wow." - Alex B
bri made a pun

"The history channel created porn?" - Janny M

"Boobs for Bernie?" "Umm... maybe some coconuts?" - Janny M & David Ga

"See. You guys should have brought an Indian." - Alex B
to trivia; amrutha knew a geo question

"No one could help me with Singapore?" - Alex B

"A guy with a gun... Have you heard of Bernie Sanders?" - Alex B
bri was approaching everyone with flyers for bernie

"We haven't talked about dick sizes yet." "There's time." - Brian C & Alex B
in the democratic race

"Can I have the scotch?" - Amrutha E
alex told her scotch was off limits but the wine is okay

"I still don't trust you." - Amrutha E
to alex since he thought he knew where he was going

"I do. I'm not a racist." - Amrutha E
bri refused to cheers me since i was having beer/wine & him wine

"Circles are better for your health." - Janny M
team circle!

"That was my Facebook status two weeks back." - Amrutha E

"He doesn't like vodka." - Amrutha E

"It tastes like a melted marshmallow." - Amrutha E
her drink

"Did you take your grandkids to see that movie?" - Brian C
to alex; we were making fun of alex's age but he's younger than us

"You know he had cake." - Uncle George

"I'm selling that window. See the for sale sign?" - Uncle George
there was a for sale sign in his window

"We had this tent that looked like we were doing fortune telling." - Uncle George

"Oh, this is a race now?" - Jen R
trying to keep up with bri bri

"Where's your poker?" "I assume it's in his pants." - Janny M & Brian C
shawn's poker for the fire

"If only they made something to put something on when it's cold." - Brian C
jen complaining about the cold

"Where's the rest of your wood, Shawn?" - Jen R

"It better not be. I'll beat her a*s." - Shawn R
molly's next word is horney

"You mean you'll smell like sex?" - Shawn R
since jen won't take a shower before tomorrow

"Did you just call it a wee wee?" - Shawn R

"Go down. Go down." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D

"Why can't we not stop talking about me?" - Jeff D

"What else is there to talk about besides me?" - Jeff D

"Fine!" - Jeff D
talking to me; i didn't want a sip of his beverage

"There's pissed and then there's the mafia." - Jeff D

"You recommended it to me. I had three of them." - Amrutha E
some coffee drink jeff recommended

"We need to teach people how to say atlas!" - Jeff D
my accent

"Atlas?" "Atlas." - Janny M & Amrutha E

"Is it about the money or is it about the sexiness?" - Jeff D

"Is sex with my teacher a bribe?" - Jeff D

"You don't need to explain it, undergrad." - Jeff D
talking to me since i had the lowest education there

"I have two degrees in English. I'm not putting numbers on it." "He's putting letters." - Jeff D & Brian C

"No, you have a chip. You have to stick it in." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"No. That's not a Rogue. It looks like a piece of s**t." - Brian C