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"You'll be tripping out in a half hour..." - Uncle George
they found some weird stuff in a car they were working on

"Somebody ate something." "Yeah, that's why the ain't here no more." - Tate K & Uncle George

"I don't think he s**ts until he comes over here." - Uncle George
tate

"I'm old enough to be his father." - Kim Mo
what?

"Yeah, right. You got bacon grease on your a*s." - Sonny S

"Just turn it off, baby doll." - Kim Mo

"You've been turning it off for fifteen years." - Uncle George

"You didn't paint your walls." "Yeah, that's why." - Janny M & Uncle George
uncle george was saying kim takes the paint off walls when she sings

"Don't move!" - Kim Mo
there was a cord...?

"I guess I could put on shorts." "Please do. You're looking kinda skuzzy looking." - Kurt W & Mike O
kurt was still in work clothes

"Considering you're the bottom..." - Kurt W
won't go there

"Why don't you suck a nut?" - Mike O

"It is the Red Line so it is a possibility." - Brian C
donald was afraid of a train derailment riding metro

"You burned my story." - Zarah M
waseem told her story wrong

"Whatever age Janis wants to be at the moment." - Kurt W

"I washed my butt today so I'm good." - Mike O

"I did worse shaving. I cut my a*s crack." - Mike O

"That could work." - Kurt W
lab rats navigate mazes faster after a finger up the butt

"Kurt, we don't need a play by play." - Mike O
kurt was describing wiki pooping

"You're putting it in wrong." - Janny M

"It wouldn't have been fun for me if I was nervous about getting blown up all the time." - Heidi C
she had to decline going on vacation to Mexico with a friend

"Oh, elevator. That's good... in a fire." - Heidi C

"They'd never let me talk to their children again." - Heidi C
her neighbors if she did bad things

"It used to be all dog poop and lava lamps." - Heidi C
what spencers has

"You can't wash that off." - Heidi C
in goliath; the young girl sleeping with the burn victim bad guy

"Is that the 'taste like chicken' girl?" - Heidi C
goliath

"Are you out yet?" "I'm out." "Haha." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M

"She's not human." "Not a lot of lawyers are, Heidi." - Heidi C & Janny M
goliath

"You can go to another firm and sleep with their C E O." - Heidi C
goliath

"I gotta keep up with Jen." - Brian C
doing shots

"Hey that kinky is hitting me fast." - Jen R

"I need another shot of kinky." - Jen R
we had to cut her off

"My boob won't explode on me." - Jen R
she keeps her lighter in her bra

"Well you went to the desert in the middle of the summer, what did you expect?" - Erin L
vegas was hot

"Not that white people get arrested for weed..." - Bear M

"No, I'm not gonna do face time. My Mom's way too complicated." - Erin L

"It's a plot twist, Bear." - Erin L
the game we were playing

"What? A button fly?" - Erin L
she doesn't like button flys

"Let's just say he guessed the boobs thing." - Erin L

"Well it's got ice in it... or it did..." - Erin L
she was drinking whisky all night

"Sounds super green, Bear." - Erin L
suggesting texting instead of using paper

"Is this stranger danger?" - Megan Wi
rex cried when he saw me

"That's not overweight." "Yeah, that's normal." - Janny M & Matt Wi
may musk was 'overweight'

"It's so cartoon looking." - Matt Wi
the gps in the car

"Did you find banjo music cause we're going in the woods?" - Megan Wi

"Just clean up well because I eat off there." - Jonah H
the bathroom counter where they were changing rex; it was a joke

"The entire country is just flowers." - Matt Wi
the netherlands

"Can you travel, please?" - Megan Wi
matt wasn't sure what else was in the neverlands

"He likes to ride ass." - Megan Wi
matt tailgates

"He likes it up all in that crack." - Megan Wi
matt likes to tailgate

"If I'm gonna kill someone, it'll be purposeful." - Dr Dana W

"You're not funny, Brian." - Dr Dana W

"Don't defend Harrahs." - Dr Dana W
their casino was a maze sometimes

"Basically every part of me has been wet since we got here and not in a good way." - Dr Dana W
ran, pool

"Well since the market is so small, it's impossible to have your own restaurant." - Brian C
the impossible burger

"I need like thirty seconds to finish up." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M

"You can figure it out." - Dr Dana W
me driving a stick shift if bri & dana were drunk

"Well, I don't wish ill upon him." - Brian C
bernie mac; who is already dead

"Paul Giamatti looks like a potato." - Dr Dana W

"She did this?" - Kenneth A
marriah carrey concert let out & there was traffic

"If you were drunk, you'd never get these f**kers opened." - Dr Dana W
caps to drinks

"They all had flat asses. It was disappointing." - Dr Dana W
females at the pool

"I wanna scare him." - Dr Dana W
while bri slept, then bri gave her the middle finger

"I got in my laughing quota for today." - Dr Dana W

"Ferrari is the poor man's sports car." - Dr Dana W

"Okay... nobody alive fought in the war..." - Brian C

"What should I tell them about my hobbies? I like weed, playing games, and day drinking..." - Ash P

"I'm fairly certain that's a Russian front." - Ash P
a store that didn't have much business

"I'm like, you sat that way." - Dr Dana W
sady gets her butt sniffed by the dogs

"Well, I did train them to get Tobey." - Dr Dana W
her dogs sometimes chase cats

"I need a list of lists." - Dr Dana W

"Is it a trike, too?" - Ash P
dissing my motorcycle

"Yeah, but that requires effort." - Dr Dana W

"It just popped up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
the mattress cover

"Well I am going to do that but I'm not going to take a book in there..." - Brian C
poop

"Well, as they say, Jeep empty each pocket." - Dr Dana W

"Remind me to call Lowes." "What? Do they sell beer now?" - Jen R & Brian C

"I can still feel it." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M

"I'm not skinny dipping in my daughter's pool." - Jen R

"I'm not getting naked again." - Jen R
impressive

"Your nipples are hard. They want to be played with. Trust me. I work in medicine." - Shawn R
talking to jen

"Come over here." "It's not long enough." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Okay. Can I talk money to you?" - Heidi C

"Taht's the problem when you have people that you spawn." - Heidi C
she still wants to be close to her son so she can't move

"He had a real job where you dress up and stuff..." - Heidi C
bill

"Dysfunctional family drama with a strong female lead." - Heidi C
describing a movie

"Aw. That's so cute." "Thanks but I wear this all the time." - Brian C & Heidi C
bri was looking at his phone with a cute dog on it

"I'm swiping right." - Heidi C
the picture of a dog bri liked

"How'd it get down?" "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M