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"Do I have any reason to wear a cowboy hat?" - Helen E

"First I had to stand, now they just nuked me." - Bryan S
in we're doomed

"I think he was stoned." - Bryan S

"You're already making a list of quotes?" - Helen E
of course!

"Nevermi..." - Bryan S

"One time I accidentally washed her quote sheet." "And you're still married?" - Brian C & Bryan S
that bad new years :(

"Like paying bills..." - Liana S
the adult version of code names; what the cards are like

"That can pay your bills..." - Helen E

"I don't think you should shuffle." - Liana S
bryan was messing up dealing the cards

"Yeah. I've heard that they've been good. Yay, football." - Helen E
the ravens

"Are dirty jokes allowed?" "Absolutely... Only if I can hear them." - Janny M & Bryan S

"Yeah, no. I'm interested in the dirty version." - Helen E
of code names

"And then like adulting..." - Helen E

"Less than one minute." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Helen E
till 2020

"I was supposed to ask him if he went to church on Sunday then try to curtail my laughing if he said yes." - Arlene A

"Or you could use Microsoft Access... It's gotta be an improvement." - Bryan S
bri's work does things in excel

"I'm not gonna rant... Okay, I'm gonna rant..." - Arlene A

"I don't know how many kids are being poisoned to mine lithium." - Bryan S
for batteries

"If they think they're putting me into a cubical, I'm walking." - Bryan S
work is combining areas

"Just because you're from Ireland doesn't mean you have an Irish accent." "Yeah, that's... true..." - Janny M & Arlene A
i don't think it is lol

"So there were these people when I joined this kickball league that didn't like South Park and I knew right then and there that I couldn't be friends with them." - Arlene A

"They used to not give Martin Luther King day..." "Yeah, of course. It's Florida!" - Arlene A & Bryan S

"It's physics..." "I know. I know it's physics." - Janny M & Arlene A
jinga

"Anything that you value, get it off of the table." - Arlene A
she had to collapse the tower

"What? Oh my God. I've been away for two minutes." - Arlene A
we removed the bottom block in jinga

"The rules of dating need to be simple that I can't understand them." - Arlene A

"Oh, this came to my house." - Aunt Janet
the gift mom gave aunt janet

"I hate when people do that s**t." - Aunt Janet
write wash me on cars

"Black Pearl? That's a ship! You got her a pirate ship?" - Uncle Mike
what mom got aunt janet; it wasn't a pirate ship though

"We always get f**ked." - Aunt Janet

"If I would have known that, I would have brought a weed wacker." - Uncle George
he saw our family's graves that were overgrown

"I was in my underwear and a T shirt." - Uncle George
outside in 60 degree weather

"Well let me tell you, a big head doesn't mean they have a small brain." - Uncle George
horses

"Well what would you do with it... besides clan meetings?" - Angel R
abandoned african american school house

"That's gonna look like s**t." - Uncle George

"Y'all are making my life complicated." - James Mo
we needed more spoons!

"You know Molly." - Jen R
her behavior sometimes

"Will it fit?" "That's what she said." "What?" - Jen R & Brian C

"See. I saw a giant Woody." "Did you get jealous?" "No. Mine's bigger." - Shawn R & Janny M
at disney world

"It looks like a vacuum." "It's a Slave One!" - Janny M & Shawn R

"Can't we all just get along?" - Jen R
shawn burped afterward

"I don't know how to quote a burp." "Burp." - Janny M & Shawn R
i didn't quote the burp

"Santa's milk had weed in it?" - Janny M

"Drives like Jen." - Brian C
cop car crashing in movie

"What if you were on the dating scene and there were three women and one was missing a tooth. Who would you approach?" "How big are the jugs?" - Heidi C & Brian C

"That had poop on it." "I know." - Janny M & Heidi C
she got a stick out of the benji poop bag

"Is this because my home is smelling?" - Heidi C
we got her two candles

"I just threw up a little bit in my mouth but I didn't say anything." - Heidi C
she saw people in maga hats

"Okay. That was fun." - Heidi C
she played a seahag

"Money laundering." - Heidi C
how bri got all his money in dominion

"Just twenty percent." - Lily T
her take if i get money from the esop

"Why is she even on the stage?" "I don't know. Because they need some bland white woman." - Janny M & Daniel M

"I prefer man caves, not wine caves." - Janny M

"Okay, boomer." - Helen E
biden doesn't think m4a is feasible

"No... but in college my pot dealer..." - Mike Fi

"There's like too much going on..." - Mike Fi
the quad beer was good but very flavorful & different flavors

"You writing that down?" - Mike Fi

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"I can only find one of them..." - Mike Fi
shoes

"So... how many are jizz?" - Mike Fi
calories I think

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"Except he spelled 'come' wrong." - Janny M
got cheers

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"We do have measuring cups..." - Brian C
becky was eye balling all her measurements

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"If I could borrow your penis here..." - Janny M
sculpting our candy

"In the summer, I'd rather wear dresses." - Eric W

"That's why you gotta slap them around a little bit..." - Matt Wi
children

"I don't get it. Are you protecting your nipples?" - Megan Wi
mesh shirt that a band member was wearing

"Which way do I go?" - Megan Wi
her gps wasn't precise

"But under the login, there's a link, open a franchise... That must be part of the footer?" - Matt Wi
papa johns website was confusing to him

"Well come on, man, you don't want any one hacking your Papa John's account." - Janny M
their password system is so complex!

"I was surprised you didn't go in the church." "Well, you know..." - Janny M & Megan Wi