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Sunday, August 30, 2020 -- top it off with an awesome day drinking and sushi with bri & paul & becky :)
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"She found some word alright." - Paul H
"I think most people picked Matt." - Paul H
when his friends divorced
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Saturday, August 29, 2020 -- played dominion with heidi all night long
"I know. It was fifty six thousandth best in the world... Now I'm fifty nine thousandth best." - Heidi C
her dominion account wouldn't let her login so she had to create a new one
"Really?" - Heidi C
serious voice
"Are we playing naked Dominion again?" - Heidi C
"Excellent. She loves it when you call her page-ant, too." - Heidi C
i always pronounce pageant as page ant
"Are we still talking about...?" - Heidi C
bri and i started talking about sex
"Yeah, he kinda looks like he has down syndrome or something." "Now I feel guiltier." - Janny M & Heidi C
the mandarin card
"... Now we've discovered the Bureaucratic loophole." - Janny M
everything was taxed but the bureaucrat lets you gain a free silver
Friday, August 28, 2020 -- wfh; jackbox game night w/ a lot of people
"Whatever. These are trying times so..." - Sabrina P
aaron's hair
"It's cheaper that way, too." - Sabrina P
"I find dog har in my ice cubes all the time so that's pretty normal." - Dr Dana W
"I was gonna say, the plague is making a comeback." - Shawn R
"I would totally go to a build a dildo workshop." - Dr Dana W
"Oh no!" "Five... four... three... "Phew!" - Sabrina P & Janny M
almost didn't get her answers in
"No more James Bond." - Matt An
reference to pierce brosdana & daniel creg
"There can never be enough tits." - Stacy M
"I'm like the only person here who doesn't like boobs." - Janny M
"Time Square is pretty empty these days." - Stacy M
"Yeah I see enough of them at work." - Shawn R
penises
"Oh no. I'm dead." - Sabrina P
Thursday, August 27, 2020 -- wfh; hung out with helen at her place & talked & drank
"I'd love to find out." - Helen E
if someone we knew liked something
"So back to politics..." - Helen E
we talk about politics a lot with helen
"I can't push that hard." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E
"I'll say women's bodies are more diverse." "Yeah, we have a lot of parts." - Brian C & Helen E
Saturday, August 22, 2020 -- bri's family over; dominion w/ heidi!
"It's so neat it wasn't even funny." - Heidi C
"If you buy a big bottle of perfume, it's not as good as the small bottle." - Heidi C
words to live by?
"So not having a lot of money gives you a reason to exploit women? I'm just trying to understand..." - Heidi C
i was buying harem's but i didn't have a lot of money
"Am I ever gonna use this money that I'm buying?" - Heidi C
"You do it so automatically, you don't even realize you're doing it." - Heidi C
i was playing a replace and giving bri & heidi curses
Friday, August 21, 2020 -- wfh; friday fun jackbox game night! aaron & sabrina joined in :)
"He doesn't want to get with the times..." - Kim Mo
uncle george doesn't want to get a smart phone
"It's a two letter word... go... I don't know." - Arlene A
her response was really good in whiplash
"I'm just taking one for the team." - Arlene A
"Oh, God." - Sabrina P
"I don't know where his phone is." - Sabrina P
aaron's phone
"It's like good for the fridges." - Matt An
"Money will get you experiences." - Arlene A
"If you rob a museum you're going to get a worse curse... Not to sway anyone's answer..." - Stacy M
"Look. My character is a penis." - Damion _
"...To make a new friend or lover..." - Aaron E
during his pitch during patently stupid
"I forgot to draw a torso." - Arlene A
"It really looks like you're collecting more tanks than in there." - Stacy M
"...Convenient spoon to eat the scraping..." - Arlene A
"Oh no. It was drawn so well." - Arlene A
Thursday, August 20, 2020 -- wfh; had a special edition thursday night jackbox night
Sunday, August 16, 2020 -- went on a long hike w/ paul & becky
"What are you saying? I don't got it?" - Paul H
bri prefers becky's butt
Saturday, August 15, 2020 -- dominion with heidi!
"I was going to ask you a question." "Yes, I'm going to win tonight." - Brian C & Heidi C
"I'm at max volume. Salt the Earth!" - Heidi C
"I'm really weary about this whole peasant kingdom thing. And I'm not talking about Dominion." - Heidi C
"It's so much more fun when you're actually winning." - Heidi C
"Dude. You're not growing basil. I know what you're growing down there." - Heidi C
Friday, August 14, 2020 -- more wfh; more jackbox game nights!
"That would be a lot of good movie for a lot of people." - Paul H
ugh bad drunk handwriting... what is move?
"A dick pic isn't weird." "Yeah. I've got those all over my wall." - Janny M & Paul H
"I like both." - Paul H
options in quiplash
"A substitute teacher isn't holding a money bag." "Yeah. They don't get paid!" - Brian C & Paul H
Sunday, August 9, 2020 -- out on the river!
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Saturday, August 8, 2020 -- dominion with heidi!
"That's a bad decision. Why would you make that decision?" - Heidi C
"Are those boobs, Janny?" - Heidi C
they were, ascii art
"That's like weird. There are like no nipples on those boobs." - Heidi C
"Is that a true story?" - Heidi C
boobs in coffee & oatmeal joke
"Not... not ringing a bell." - Heidi C
the vow to not be mean to each other in the game
"What? Wait..." "You know, it takes a special kind of person..." - Janny M & Heidi C
bri attacked us
Friday, August 7, 2020 -- wfh; typical friday night fun jackbox night!
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"Just cause the title's short doesn't mean the book is long." - Paul H
"That's not a strange thing to say." - Paul H
'my penis is getting hard' during a tickle fight
"The whole thing? The whole momma?" - Ryan Mar
"There would be a lot of disappointed children." "Whatever." - Janny M & Paul H
killing the easter bunny
"You could have baked it too long, you could have used too old bananas..." - Stacy M
how to ruin banana bread
"That is Janis penis." - Paul H
"It's modern poetry." - Arlene A
"Can you get me some aloe? I got burned." - Stacy M
"Give me the f**king skip button." - Paul H
"Uh... Matt. I'm sorry about the sheers." - Ryan Mar
"Too late. I already voted for buttholes." - Paul H
Thursday, August 6, 2020
"No cause if it catches on fire, you can never buy it." - Eric W
ferrarri
Saturday, August 1, 2020 -- went over shawn & jen's for a nice (mask & social distance) hang out; played dominion w/ heidi all night
"As an alternative, you could always get a saddle for Shawn." - Brian C
"Why the f**k aren't we on a river right now?" - Shawn R
we were supposed to go tubbing
"It probably didn't lay any eggs." - Paul H
the fly in jen's drink
"It's extra protein right there." - Paul H
the fly in jen's drink
"Eh who who. My poor drink." - Jen R
"He's practicing his breast stroke." - Paul H
the fly in jen's drink
"We'll let you know when he finally kicks." "Oh, he's kicking right now." - Brian C & Paul H
the fly in jen's drink
"You probably won't even taste it. It will go down really smooth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H
the fly in jen's drink
"You have to chew before it goes down." - Shawn R
jen was coughing
"I don't know what to do. I'm changing my whole strategy in one night." - Heidi C
"Why do I keep losing connection?" "I don't know. You work in I T, right?" - Brian C & Heidi C
"Heidi, are you sure you wanna go through this?" "Well you guys won't let me undo." - Brian C & Heidi C
she attacked us