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Friday, September 30, 2022 -- wfh; saw bryan s at a tap bar; out for pizza & more drinks!
"Usually they make the latter to stand on, not look at." - Uncle Neil
"You can't get your thousand steps in..." - LeeAnn S
"Wow, you've done a thousand kilometers!" - Bryan S
fitbit on a plane
Wednesday, September 28, 2022 -- wfh; went over the condo with jason & brittany & uncle neil; friendly's before
"She was like, 'I'm not having it.'" - Brittney H
charla wouldn't swim
"She's not very loyal." - Brittney H
charla will let anyone walk her
"There's a literal brick in there." - Brittney H
why something was so heavy
Tuesday, September 27, 2022 -- wfh; dominion online w/ heidi
"Buying an Idle is like wearing a f**king hoodie." - Heidi C
the idle gives birds
"The birds were out of control." - Heidi C
curses were flying
"I'd like to report a robbery... Somebody stole my popcorn. My T V is still here." - Heidi C
"I don't care. I don't know how I got it. I can't live like that." - Heidi C
"I'm afraid to look at the birds..." - Heidi C
Saturday, September 24, 2022
"Four! I was supposed to get five! F**k this!" - Heidi C
Thursday, September 22, 2022 -- wfh; out to celebrate helen's birthday!
"He was like a slut cat..." - Holly S
their cat used to visit a lot of the neighbors
Wednesday, September 21, 2022 -- wfh; had a get together last time with our neighbors :(
"You sound smart today..." - Hana G
talking to her mom
"Pee or poop or both?" "Pee." "I'll take it." - Michelle G & Steve G
Monday, September 19, 2022 -- wfh; dominion online w/ heidi
"It's your mother... don't you recognize me?" - Heidi C
benji was barking
"Brian's not from Baltimore." "Yeah, I'm from Bowie." "Well they're the same." - Janny M & Brian C & Heidi C
Saturday, September 17, 2022 -- went over tricia & travis' for hocus pocus; lots of drinks; rocky horror picture show; and more drinks!
"Which Easter?" - Tricia B
how old the chocolate was... it was from an easter
"They add their own flavor to it... adult juice..." - Natalie B
"What are you trying to do? Make it fall? Like a poop?" - Tricia B
"Why did I get up?" - Tricia B
"Alright. One of you took my seat." - Tricia B
"Oh you actually have Disney Plus?" "Yes. We have kids." - Brian C & Travis B
"Yes. You're celebrating a triple homicide." - Brian C
in hocus pocus when they burned the witches
"It's your fault since you filled the other half." - Tricia B
bri's drink was mostly rum
"I'm glad Hocus Pocus can get you there." - Travis B
bri was drunk
"Tricia, I can't even see you." - Janny M (pic)
she was surrounded with smoke
"They sit you in like a swinging thing and you're in a chair..." - Tricia B
getting a secret clearance
Thursday, September 15, 2022 -- wfh; thirsty thursday at lone oak; then hot tub w/ peeps
"Well your average Joe... or Vanya... from Ukraine..." - Helen E
"Weed is just an unwanted plant." - Andrei A
"What constitutes a tree; biologically?" - Andrei A
"I don't remember porn..." - Helen E
"You know what sucks if there's a fat chick with barely any boobs." - Andrei A
"I would ban crypto currency." "Woah, woah, woah there. Take it easy." - Helen E & Arlene A
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
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Monday, September 12, 2022
"I know. It's not even about winning. It's about hurting other people and animals." - Heidi C
how i give out birds in dominion instead of buying land
Sunday, September 11, 2022 -- billyray came over and hung out for a while
"I work under a rock... I live under a rock..." - Billy Ray M
"I know... There are dumb people." "It's unfortunate." - Janny M & Billy Ray M
Saturday, September 10, 2022 -- had lunch w/ billyray & his wife
"Her cooking skills are eating." - Billy Ray M
his wife
Friday, September 9, 2022 -- wfh; went over eric & delaura's for a good hang out with beverages :)
"Well I'm an okay driver..." - DeLaura W
"And you know it's a Dale cause it's Florida." - Eric W
how a pilot would f**k up a rocket launch
"Basically G T A five happens after nine every night." - Eric W
prince george's county curfew
"You should have seen my apartment before he moved in. People were like, 'does anyone live here?'" - DeLaura W
"That's good. It's summery. Kinda tastes like suntan lotion." - Eric W
the beer
"Oh my God this is the biggest one I've ever had." "That's what she said." - Eric W & Janny M
one of his chips
"It's the lesbians... the campus..." - Eric W
on hood
"They don't even have internet still." - Eric W
north carolina
"Challenge accepted!" - Eric W
"No cause what I saw was the great white flight and they all went to Bowie." - Eric W
"I mean, you gotta big canal; how can you not? - Eric W
Tuesday, September 6, 2022
"Did you say something to me?" - Heidi C
"Cause we're not all binge shopping." - Heidi C
how everyone had more vp than me
"Heidi has ten!" "Who's fault is that?" - Janny M & Heidi C
"I need to rethink my friends." - Heidi C
"Why is it impossible to hear you all of a sudden? Oh, I turned my volume down." - Heidi C
Monday, September 5, 2022 -- went over shawn & jen's for a cookout/hangout
"He only gave you seventy?" "Yeah. F**k it. I don't care. They're gone." - Janny M & Brian C
craigslist dude who bought the shelves
"Daniel was a unique kid." "That's one way to put it." - Cheryl R & Shawn R
Sunday, September 4, 2022 -- visited rochelle's bagel place & got bagels; went over aunt janets for some breakfast; bri's uncle's party
"My water broke with Megan." "You're welcome." - Aunt Janet & Megan R
"I'm like, and here we go and we're off!" - Aunt Janet
just spent $400 on a new dog
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Saturday, September 3, 2022 -- full day! went and saw mom; had lunch; walked around the cemetery; had dinner with rochelle & mike; had drinks w/ stacy's friend
"He was like, 'which house are you?' And I'm like, 'I'm not a house.'" - Stacy M
harry potter house
"Oh, awesome! Look at us finding stuff the morning after." - Stacy M
we lost a bunch of stuff after last night (my mask, sunglasses)
"I'm not trying to be fresh." - Stacy M
stacy had to reach under me for her seatbelt
"They're like, 'Yeah, I'll go buy you a toaster from Walmart...'" - Roshy R
the toaster at her bagel place is broken
"She has a straight up Hitler mustache." - Roshy R
her cat
"The Yaris was making some sounds and there was a weird smell..." - Roshy R
"So now my mother who thinks she's a Republican is involved with the climate..." - Megan Of
"I called my mom crying that she didn't name me a verb like 'Neil.'" - Megan Of
Friday, September 2, 2022 -- wfh; one of the funnest times! stacy & matt came! carpooled with aaron & sabrina to piano bar; lots of people came out to the piano bar with us! great times with drinks & lots of friends & good tunes
"But then you had to show her your nipple." "No, I just took a picture of it." - Stacy M
she has a lipstick that matches her nipple color
"But then I'm not white..." - Sabrina P
when she wears make up
"Yeah, we thought that was him but he's in jail." - Matt An
some rapper they thought they saw
"She's still walking around handing out marijuana drinks to everyone." - Sabrina P
a lady came around with free drinks that tasted like marijuana and took a picture of everyone
"When you work in urology you see penises everywhere." - Shawn R
"Oh no. You broke it. Look at all those cracks in it." - Paul H
becky's purse
"I called your husband 'babe.' I'm sorry." "It's okay. I call your husband 'babe' all the time." - Sabrina P & Janny M
Thursday, September 1, 2022 -- wfh; went over aaron & sabrina's for bcs ending :( but it was a great hangout with drinks of course!
"It's like meeting a celebrity!" - Sabrina P
she meets my sister tomorrow
"I call it my arm condom." - Sabrina P
to protect her iv
"Is that why you bought it?" "Yeah." - Sabrina P & Aaron E
the patterns on his hat looked like two boobs
"Ewwwah!" - Sabrina P
aaron brought out peanut butter and celery sticks
"Can we play tonight?" "No. We have to start sober." - Janny M & Aaron E
a game he got
"Haven't you seen Unsolved Mysteries?" - Sabrina P
my theory about twins
"Babe. Turn it down. I'm trying to talk to Janis about her vagina." - Sabrina P
"I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I was a little disappointed that my appendix didn't burst the other night." - Sabrina P
she was looking forward to going to the hospital
"Now I'm so nervous!" - Sabrina P
to meet my sister
"I'm so excited to meet Stacy and Matt... The Stacy and Matt." - Sabrina P
"She needs to take a bath every time I touch her. She's such a diva." - Sabrina P
leela
"I, I, I have all my teeth but one." - Aaron E
"...And his dentist saw all his psychopathic calls..." - Sabrina P
middle of a story; aaron was frantic about going to a dentist about his tooth
"...The Domino's pizza guy calls and I'm like, 'leave it on the front step'..." - Sabrina P
middle of a story