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Monday, January 31, 2022

"B A T. Watch this be porn." - Eric W
going to bat.com

Saturday, January 29, 2022

"Thanks for looking out for us." "Yeah, I didn't even think about it from that perspective." - Janny M & Heidi C
bri giving us birds so we don't get them later

Friday, January 28, 2022 -- wfh; went over aaron & sabrina's for don't look up; played lords of waterdeep; drinks; awesome night!

"Covid has turned my sweatpants into formal pants." - Aaron E

"No, it's wang like penis." - Sabrina P

"Sorry. We're just talking about killing people." - Sabrina P

"How did you survive without Aaron?" "Oh. Microwave." - Brian C & Sabrina P
aaron cooks

"There is nudity in this move." "That's good so we're not watching this movie for nothing." - Janny M & Sabrina P
don't look up

"...A white person." - Sabrina P
white cube in lords of waterdeep

"Hillary Clinton style, man!" - Sabrina P
corruption in lords of waterdeep

"I'm gonna go to the black people." - Sabrina P
black cubes

Sunday, January 23, 2022 -- woke up at uncle george's; breakfast & hanging out then back home

"I'll even give you a doggie bag." - Uncle George
if a bird took grizzly away

"He doesn't get it from me." "We know that." - Kim Mo & Uncle George
patrick's metabolism

"I feel sorry for Brian." - Uncle George
stuck on the phone with kim

"See. Now I done forgot." - Kim Mo
what she was going to say

"Just imagine what people are going to say at your eulogy." "They can't cause you won't let them." - Kim Mo & Uncle George
she'll keep talking

"And I was like, 'George?'" "Yeah?" "'George.'" "What?" - Kim Mo & Uncle George
she was telling a story & uncle george was outside & not realizing she wasn't calling him

"The guy that sells insurance." "Geico?" - Uncle George & Janny M

Saturday, January 22, 2022 -- just me go over uncle george's; watched football; good times; drinks; patrick & natalie stopped by

"I got a thank you card in there for the person who steals it." - Uncle George
who steals his truck

"I don't know what you got? You got a loaded Windex bottle!" - Uncle George

"So when are you going to take the Christmas stuff down?" "I wish it was yesterday. It feels like I'm in a Hallmark movie." - Janny M & Uncle George

"We always talk about s**t at dinner." - Kim Mo
literal s**t

"It's a Montgomery thing." - Patrick M
butts

"This isn't their style." - Kim Mo
having the celebration of life for james over their place

"Yeah, I remember but it was just modified..." - Kim Mo
her memory

"I have a fork!" - Kim Mo
playing games on her

"I'm pickled out." - Kim Mo
tired of eating pickles

Friday, January 21, 2022 -- wfh; went up to shawn & jen's and did a game night

"I had a booster. Chill out." - Matt An

"Who do you think murdered Jeffery Epstein?" - Matt An
game we played

"Wow. Somebody really didn't want their letter to be seen." - Stacy M
scribble all around letter in game

"Both went there." - Stacy M

"Oh, Stacy's tangy bits!" - Brian C

"No cause Stacy is smart..." "No, I'm not..." - Arlene A & Stacy M

"We can't complete our tasks. We just have to outlive her." - Arlene A
among us

"I'm voting for myself then." - Arlene A

"Matt was doing crystal meth." "Yeah. I'm trying it out." - Janny M & Matt An

"Oh no! Two Arlene's!" "Oh no! I'm the real one!" - Matt An & Arlene A

"I went up but a lot of people went up so I went down." - Arlene A

"I don't notice these bodies. I just step over them." - Arlene A

"Bugs make jobs!" - Arlene A

"I was in the middle of my credit card spending. The highlights of my day." - Arlene A
among us

Saturday, January 15, 2022 -- busy day! saw aunt janet; bri's parents & bro; played dominion online w/ heidi

"Hey. Children around." "She's twenty." - Janny M & Aunt Janet
bri said a bad word around megan

"I have but I don't need to eat cookies." - Aunt Janet
aunt janet lost some weight

"Just call it bread. It sounds better." - Aunt Janet
zucchini bread is cake

"It's in a vegetable cookbook." "Okay." - Brian C & Aunt Janet
zucchini bread

"What is this stick thingy mean?" "I think it means Janny is a motherf**ker." - Brian C & Heidi C
i played an attack card

"It sounded different." - Heidi C

Friday, January 14, 2022 -- wfh; went up to shawn & jen's for a fire

"Technically I'm an idiot." - Jen R

"At least Rosy wasn't hurt." - Jen R
her car

"Oh f**k!" - Shawn R
he took the lid off the fire and the flame went up

"I have a question. Do I have singed hair on my face?" - Shawn R

Saturday, January 8, 2022 -- walked around deep creek; hung out with andrei & joel when they got there; hottub, drinks, keeping warm

"There's a reason no one wants to live in Kansas." - Helen E

"So does that mean I'm on two social medias?" - Brian C
he's on reddit and youtube

"Not that word but it wouldn't be good." - Joel B
andrei called something retarded

"I just pretend that the smoke is more of an incense." - Joel B
from the fire; it got smokey

"I bought this Iphone a few weeks ago... I hate it." - Joel B

"Once I became an alcoholic..." - Joel B

"It's a blowhole. I just didn't want to say the word blowhole." - Helen E
the story of a whale who ate a dude

"That sums up my relationship with tequila." - Andrei A

Friday, January 7, 2022 -- wfh; headed to deep creek; hung out in the hottub with helen; drinks

"I was going really slow like a little old grandma." - Helen E
on the roads getting up there

"We should just own it and wear our Bernie gear." - Helen E
in western maryland

"Like so the fuck what? I'm hit." - Helen E

"I'm not going to retire until I'm dead." - Helen E

"Sometimes I have to find out if they're a republican." - Helen E

Thursday, January 6, 2022

"I just want to know so I can say, okay we are never gonna be friends." - Christine A
other people who don't vaccinate

Saturday, January 1, 2022 -- the new year! still partying it down at andrei's

"If you just drink more alcohol, you kill covid." - Helen E

"Are they gay?" - Helen E

"I was just testing my gaydar." - Helen E

"Is this a TikTok video?" - Joel B