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Saturday, September 30, 2023 -- pinochle party; small group and not much pinochle but still a good time

"You have to bite the lemon..." - Cornelia Bl
she meant to say bullet but i like it better this way

"Well I was a prick for a long time." "Did you ever stop?" - Steve Bl & Cornelia Bl

Friday, September 29, 2023 -- drag show with peeps!

"The stage is tiny. One guy in a big dress will fill it up." - Glenn H
the drag show we went to

Thursday, September 28, 2023 -- typical thursdays; class & happy hours

"Oh, blimy!" - Glenn H
he couldn't open the bottle

"I don't know I'm making it up as I go." - Sam Sm

Sunday, September 17, 2023 -- final happy hour of the trip; best one yet w/ a lot of people showing up & a lot of good times; reminded me of our parties we used to have

"I got a weapon now!" - Tricia B
there was a bee flying around; she got an umbrella

"So what you're saying is it's hard work scamming you guys?" - Chris De
eric & his 3d printing ploy

Friday, September 15, 2023 -- went over aaron & sabria's for a quick pop in; went over helen's for pizza & beer & movie

"She doesn't realize he's a rapist a*shole and deserves to get t**ty f**ked by the monster." - Helen E
justin long in barbarian

Thursday, September 14, 2023 -- next happy hour of our trip in dtss; fun night

"He doesn't really sound like that. He has an Italian accent... He's Italian." - Arlene A
her dad

Wednesday, September 13, 2023 -- got up & had breakfast & hung out then left uncle george's; first happy hour

"I've said I've been in bar fights and ended up not this bad." - Uncle George
when kim sleeps

"See, I'm young and the stock market is just based on rich people's feelings." - Helen E

Tuesday, September 12, 2023 -- went to surf city for lunch; walk on beach; crabbbbbs & pool & drinks!

"We can go wherever you want. The car has a steering wheel." - Uncle George

"Well he didn't want to have sex with me." - Uncle George
charlie daniels story that kim told

"So I'm gonna bring my bass guitar when I come to Portugal..." "You don't have a bass guitar!" - Uncle George & Kim Mo

"No, we didn't stalk him. We followed him back to his hotel." - Kim Mo
lololol

"I always think about Breaking Bad." "I always think it sucks." - Janny M & Uncle George
horse with no name song

Monday, September 11, 2023 -- arrived at uncle george's; pool & hang out

"You just love the chicken tenders. Stop lying." - Uncle George

Sunday, September 10, 2023 -- woke up at sabrina's; family party with stacy & my family all over bri's parents house

"It's okay if you don't find it. I'll just never be happy again." - Sabrina P
she told aaron to look for a funny cat video she saw

"How old are you?" - Aunt Janet
uncle mike got heartburn

Saturday, September 9, 2023 -- busy day; some pinochle; went over roshy's; went over aaron & sabrina's; fun day with sister & family & friends & pokemon

"She's not very smart. There's not a lot going on in there." - Roshy R
her cat, weenie

"Alright, well, when I come to your house..." - Roshy R
still talking about the poop spot on the wall

"Oh, I'm sorry. Do any of you have a special needs cat?" - Roshy R
that poop spot was from weenie

"Alien! No spicy!" - Sabrina P
alien wanted to bite & attack

"Uh oh. I mean, everything's fine..." - Sabrina P

"I got carded the other day and I was so happy!" - Sabrina P

"While he was high... Aaron, not Joe Biden..." - Sabrina P
the story

Friday, September 8, 2023 -- hung out w/ heidi; over to bri's parents later; game night w/ jason & brittney

"I don't know if they were doing hits of cocaine before..." - Heidi C
her doctors were weird in the morning

"I thought I could just bake it and stick it in." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Heidi C

"Oh, he's still wet. I'm not watering him." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M
her plants

"I don't whack anybody. I'm not the mafia." - Heidi C

"I don't know why salmon live in a prairie..." - Brittney H
playing wildlife game

Thursday, September 7, 2023 -- trip to the states; heidi picked us up; drinks & some food

"I'm not that interesting of a person." - Heidi C

Sunday, September 3, 2023

"In another life she was a queen in the castle and she had high steps so this life she doesn't like big steps." - Sohpie Ch

"After when you put the clothes back on, I don't know." - Sohpie Ch