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"I got junk in my trunk." - Glenna E

"It's not very hard." - Glenn H
the fluffy ball on his hat

"I just want billionaires to pay taxes." - Aaron E

"The whole bed was going... and there was no one in it." - Sam Sm

"He does but we're pretty terrible parents." - Megan Wi
rex is still on training wheels

"Does Wiki ever talk about me?" "Uh, he talks about pooping." "Me pooping?" - Heidi C & Janny M

"So I bought some gear... I'm very excited... Gear!" - Heidi C

"My sister is complaining all the time about the perfect life she has in Germany." - Michael H

"...Very German..." - Annalisa H
what germans do is complain a lot apparently

"Well I also have an analog bike..." - Rene Q
a non-electric bike

"You're not gonna die on me, are you?" "Only God willing." - Jen R & Shawn R
he was coughing

"It's definitely an older generation flaw... Like they didn't install their updates." - Stacy M

"What? You have a lot of money?" "Elon? Is that you?" - Janny M & Heidi C

"I'll say yes but I'll be honest." - Paul H
if he was asked to officiate a wedding but goes into rage over crying

"They're gathering around for a campfire or something." "Or drugs. We'll never know." - Janny M & Gi C
what the lyrics for roundabout by yes are about

"No, I'm not taking pictures of random attractive men." "So you think he's attractive?" - Michael Zzzz & Glenn H
there's a guy that runs by us every thursday

"You don't have any skills at all?" "No, picking women." - Glenn H & Michael Zzzz
talking to brian; complement to me :)

"Thank you, Lando. Could I sit down before we make love?" - Jay Lu

"What? What fresh hell is this?" - Heidi C

"Where the hell is my Forge? Where is she?" - Heidi C
when you buy a card in dominion & it doesn't come up!

"Why did I feel like my life depended on it? I'm among friends..." - Heidi C

"Yes, you're there. Yes, you're annoying." "Are you talking to me?" - Brian C & Heidi C
he was talking to wiki... it's always wiki

"I have five and there's no more Knights to buy. What should I get guys?" "A conscience." - Brian C & Heidi C

"It just doesn't have the same impact." - Heidi C
playing a witch after the curses are gone

"That was my strategy from the beginning and it worked." "Wait. We're supposed to have a strategy?" - Janny M & Heidi C

"I'd be very interested in having a baby." - Glenn H
cambuchi baby

"I did that for two or three years... I don't know mine was having babies." - Glenn H

"I'm going to look it up right now!" - Sam Sm