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"This fan is messing me up." - Uncle George
playing ping pong

"I don't want to reach under there. That might look a little funny." - Uncle George
the ball was under brian's chair

"It must be nice meeting a regular Joe... Speaking of Joe..." - Leslie B

"Time to get out my secret weapon." "If she brings out a dildo, I'm leaving." - Leslie B & Brian C

"Is scooter code word for threesome?" - Leslie B
wtf?

"I'm sorry to inform you... Your plant didn't make it." "Oh, I'm growing it like that." - Brian C & Leslie B (pic)

"It's like fate doesn't want me to know." - Leslie B
her magic 8 ball wasn't working

"Oh my God, you almost crashed!" - Leslie B

"Oh, they love that stuff." "You're horrible." "Well, it's true." - Ric R & Janny M & Howard T
black people like watermellon

"Especially when they're eating." - Ric R
you don't want to bother mva people

"You're driving me crazy." "It's not a drive, more like a short walk." - Masoud D & Howard T

"How do you actually lose a tooth?" - Leslie B
bri lost his fake tooth

"I don't know what else they could be doing? Wood working?" - Leslie B
one of our friends used to scream 'harder harder' in the dorms

"I didn't get any cock at prom." - Leslie B

"Well, technically... if we made it into a workout..." - Leslie B
sex

"Dude, I can't talk about my clients like that." - Patrick W
dimitri was asking if one of his particular clients is hot

"There's a certain oral feel..." - Dimitri D
he said oral

"I haven't laughed all meal." - Mom
aunt ruth got on her about laughing

"Well it wouldn't be the same if I didn't do this." - Aunt Ruth (pic)
she always spills on her shirt

"Ah and no and how, wow!" - Mom
my words during scrabble

"I wish I was a girl." - Patrick W

"Yeah but there's not many women who'd pay for it... especially that." - Dimitri D
if patrick was a male escort

"If you're gonna give me a name, call me tripod." - Patrick W

"Of course, you know me. Clothes are always on the floor." - Leslie B

"Patrick works me out so hard." - Leslie B

"How do you like him?" "What do you mean?" "How do you like him?" "Like what? Rare, medium...?" - Janny M & Leslie B

"Don't look." "Oh, we're not... Brian!" "Ahh!" - Janny M & Leslie B
leslie was changing in her room

"And then we're like angry texting..." - Leslie B

"Sex while you're snorkeling... snorkel sex." - Leslie B

"So your ultimate goal is to guilt trip him?" "Yes." - Janny M & Leslie B

"I would be cuter and we'd have better babies." - Leslie B

"Who's wall can I attack now?" - Leslie B
she did a number on mine

"Oh man! That's a card I didn't need." - Leslie B
brian's discard

"If I could speak frank or whatever." "You can speak Janis... I don't know who Frank is." - Janny M & Leslie B

"What do you mean I'm a serial monogamist? I change my cereals." - Leslie B
say it to yourself

"Oh no. I hope not a bowel movement." - Leslie B
bri had to go to the bathroom

"I just gotta go freshen up." "What are you a grandmother?" - Dimitri D & Mike R

"Okay, I have a question since we have all these engineers here..." - Kate C
she asked about bp

"I didn't realize he was gonna be this... puffy." - Kate C
marmilaid, their cat

"No adults." - Joe C
the oldest person there was 34

"Plus he glows in the dark!" - Beth R
blue guy from watchmen

"Avatar's like when Dances With Wolves has a baby with Fern Gully." - Beth R

"Now with you, sweetie." - Andy S
he was laughing at her

"Wow... between them and Dora..." - Kate C
her favorite birthday card

"He tortured you that young?" - Emily S
bri & joe's dad with his christmas puzzles

"This dog we got from Kentucky..." "Well, that's it right there." - Brian C & Emily S
our doggie, what's wrong with him

"They must be doing Saki bombs everywhere." - Ricky B

"Do you want one of my thingy things?" - Courtney B
her appetizer

"How do you eat it?" - Brett H
courtney's appetizer

"That's not sushi, it's soup." - Ricky B

"I can't believe they cut you on the golf team... They need people on the golf team." "Apparently not." - Courtney B & Ricky B

"Do I need to swing my hips more to get the effect?" - Ricky B
courtney's sandles supposidly give u a work out

"I feel a firm leg." - Ricky B

"That's cool. We'll wait twenty minutes for that big thing." - Courtney B
taxi

"I think he's taking sheets off of other beds." - Jay R
it took a long time for them to bring us up extra sheets

"Well, I'm gonna go, I don't know, do something." - Dawn B

"I have an incestrial appetite." - Patrick W
he really said that

"It wasn't in all the way, I guess." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
the perfect one!

"I'm glad it wasn't me. I hate that little bastard." - Uncle George
mom mailed me sponge bob stickers

"Chairs mean people come here." - Uncle George
he wants to avoid that

"You got a silencer on your s**t?" - Uncle George

"It's all your fault if he starts running around the house nude." - Uncle George
i gave james a sip of beer

"If there's no permanent damage, they're not really hurt." - Brian C
i think bri was talking about hurting kids

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"I had a great experience in the bathroom this morning." "...Okay." - Brian C & Janny M

"Oh, just letting you know, I should be in and out Monday night." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M

"I'm not wearing underwear on Monday and I'm taking half a day off to buy underwear!" - Dimitri D

"Maybe I'm unquotable." - Tim C
no one's unquotable!!!

"Now I feel the pressure." - Tim C
to make quotes

"There are probably like two on there... No offense." "Yes!" - Janny M & Tim C
tim may have two quotes... more now!

"Oh, I found a dime. Breakfast is on me." - Dimitri D

"What a slut." - Dimitri D
this car with this woman had like 5 kids in it

"I'm not going to relax with your hands around my neck." - Eileen D
we were talking about a chiropractor

"Little Asian guy... I'm scared. Let's go to the other place." - Dimitri D

"Can I buy this?" "No." "Why not?" "Okay." - Eileen D & Dimitri D
something from the fudge shop

"They'd lose too many ships if they did it during the winter." - Brian C
alaskan cruise lines... whoops, where'd my ship go?

"I wonder if every time they get into an accident if their insurance goes up." - Dimitri D
nascar racers