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"The man didn't do anything but people tried to kill him all the time." - Seth W
ford

"Yes! The water will be mine!" - Seth W

"You gonna grab some chest, Paul?" - Janny M
community chest

"The game should offer sub prime mortgages." - Seth W
monopoly

"Well, I'm f**ked." - Paul H

"I'm gonna need another beer." - Paul H
i traded for two monopolies but didn't have the capital

"I don't know! I have money everywhere!" - Seth W
i gave him $200 for passing go

"Yeah, I'm normally this stupid." - Paul H

"I got more points this way." - Seth W
put down trip 2s instead of picking up 20pts in the pile

"I won Monopoly." - Seth W

"Come on, Brian, go faster." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W

"Sometimes girls would scream, too." - Seth W
their old dorm room

"No, he's just highlighting the fact that he doesn't know how to write a song." - Seth W

"Woah, this is a big ball." - Dimitri D

"Hold on... I got these in my mouth." - Dimitri D
he put something in his mouth

"If you look at my body... Well... Don't look at my body." - Winston M

"Are you serious? I had a beer." - Dawn B
doing subtraction for a tip

"Dawn plus drinking plus adding don't equal." - Dawn B

"They're work. Why would you jump around?" - Dawn B
helping me pick out business casual clothes

"We haven't bought curtains yet... We've only been in the house five years." - Dawn B
she had a blanket over the window

"Get a Droid!" - Brian C
he yelled that right in front of an apple store

"Well that's the height of maturity." - Kate C
brian's comment

"Cut him off. He's already talking about the martians." - Ryan Mo
uncle george

"I was raised a redneck. I grew up in Elkridge." "That's nothing to be proud of." - Kim Mo & Uncle George

"It could be worse. You could be black." - Uncle George
wtf???

"I feel like I'm in a Coors Light beer can." - Uncle George
his new/old truck

"Guess what I saw?" "Elvis." - Kim Mo & Uncle George

"So let me get back to me..." - Kim Mo

"There's nothing like having nut protein in your mouth." - Dimitri D

"You didn't see me naked?" "No." "Okay, good, cause sometimes..." - Leslie B & Janny M
out her window

"What are you doing? Only I get to honk my horn." - Leslie B

"Today's a double bag day." - Dimitri D

"Why don't you get a sports bra?" - Janny M
dawn walked in as i was saying this to dimitri

"Anyhow, I hate you." - Masoud D
because i'm leaving

"It's not a red eye... It's a normal eye." - Paul H

"Okay. If you don't mind it getting all cheesed up." - Paul H
borrowing someone's knife

"I just saw Adriane flailing." - Kirk S
circle of death, heaven card

"It's gotta come from the heart." - Kirk S
a rule to comment on people

"I won't be stupid again, I promise." - Paul H
he spilled beer which put out the candle

"It's not gonna explode if you pour beer on it." - Paul H

"I had to get my dig in there." - Kirk S
statement

"Damn it. I wanted to eat pizza." - Adrienne K
instead we had to drink

"Kirk can deep throat better than I can." - Ryan A

"You were gonna blow who?" - Kirk S

"You can make out if you want." - Paul H

"That's true too. Seth sees when penis..." - Paul H

"Maybe I can take April's mom." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Adrienne K

"You're pointing at a filing cabinet." - April K

"My breasts hadn't reached maturity yet." - Paul H

"We'd have a pretty good time in there." - Kirk S
if someone went with him to the bathroom

"That's how debates are won now a days... Not by proof but by consensus." - Seth W

"This one's not mine." "Are you sure?" - Rohit B & Masoud D

"It's money." "Oh, then do it." - Mike R & Masoud D
masoud told mike to stop emailing from his phone during lunch

"Two words... Drug testing." - Mike R
some of the jokes dimitri was making

"Eww, how was it?" "Chunky." - Janny M & Dawn B
the old milk in the fridge

"I don't have to lick it to make it stick it." - Dawn B
envolope

"Well, we're gonna put pictures up so it muffles the sound." - Leslie B
in the bathroom, very echoy

"You're your friends." "So you guys are classy and beautiful?" - Brian C & Leslie B

"Yes, I'm going to get naked!" - Leslie B
the drink <3

"Where's your refrigerator?" "Uh, it's in the kitchen." - Brian C & Leslie B

"I don't know where stuff is. I'm getting stressed." - Leslie B
she has to unpack

"Thanks. I would want to have a thin face... But I don't understand." - Leslie B

"She made me cry." - Leslie B
i did, from laughing so hard

"So anyway, back to me..." - Leslie B

"Stop. I want to talk about myself." - Leslie B

"Why is your brother so ugly?" - Leslie B
talking to brian

"Did you see the way Joe looked at me? There were undeniable sparks." - Leslie B

"Why is it when she's winning she's like happy?" - Leslie B

"It's like I have to pay for her lessons." - Leslie B

"Oh man!" "What?" "I asked if I was allowed to carry a gun." - Dawn B & Janny M

"I'm a Miller Light girl." - Dawn B

"I'm waiting for you." "You'll be waiting for a long time." - Janny M & Dawn B
u don't wanna know

"Is that in like a few hours? To some people, that's a long time." - Jeff D

"When alcohol's involved, you never know." - Dawn B

"What are you hunting over there? Deer?" - Clara D (pic)
isn't it obvious?

"Jeff, you screwed yourself?" - Clara D

"Well I felt bad for you guys." - Jeff D
he hit one of our balls in in pool

"No we need him to stay. Send him." - Brian C
they wanted jeff but john was better at pool than jeff so bri wanted jeff to go instead

"I'm not gonna make it anyway." - Jeff D

"Don't ever give her any more of those drinks. See what I have to deal with?" - Uncle George
kim was singing

"Wow, that Seth guy's really gay." - Seth W
if people looked at past quotes

"He was like 'okay I'll put on clothes'." "Eww." "I'm a bachelor." - Seth W & Janny M & Paul H

"Seth has attacked my very important countries." "What? Siam and India?" - Paul H & Seth W
with one guy on each

"Seth and I are the only ones with penises... Oh wait. Paul does too." - Janny M
risk we call cannons penises

"I understand you're scared of it." - Paul H
his cannon

"Paul, did you lose your dick?" "I'll get it back." - Brian C & Paul H

"Maybe if you strengthen your boarders..." - Paul H
why brian was being invaded

"That dick's not going anywhere." - Paul H

"Seth doesn't like peace. He's a Republican." - Janny M

"He's my Carl Rove." - Seth W
brian was giving seth advice

"You got Utah, you got lots of places." "Utah?" - Paul H & Seth W & Janny M
utah said at the same time, it's not a country in risk

"There are no hoops around here." "Alright." - Michael D & Dimitri D
dimitri was telling him how i'd take him behind where the hoops are and crush him in bb

"It's not like you live here or pay rent or anything." - Loreal B
logan was being bad at our house

"Name it Petunia." - Loreal B
alan's ping pong paddle

"You lost to Petunia." - Loreal B

"I was like B Y E. She was like 'what does that stand for?'." - Roshy R
aunt janet

"I was blowing my nose the whole way. Everyone loved me." - Roshy R
on the plane from europe

"I need both of them." - Roshy R
she was sitting in two chairs

"You can tag me but I don't think anyone's gonna know." - Roshy R
she doesn't have fb

"Never sleep with Janis." "Damn. Cross that off on my things to do." - Brian C & Roshy R

"I can see it now. You all ride up in your bicycles... We all ride up in our cars." - Uncle George
football game

"We can get Stacy but she's gone." - Kim Mo
to be a cheer leader

"Looked like a herd of elephants going after a peanut." - Uncle George
i got sacked

"You better come early and don't come hungover." - Kim Mo
bri was hungover sunday morning

"What? My entire army is there!" - Seth W
his alaska had one dude

"It's not time for rational decisions." - Seth W
he started invading brian

"Oh s**t. He's gonna build houses." "Uh, it's a train." - Seth W

"Merry Christmas." "I'm Jewish." - Janny M & Seth W

"I have this fantasy..." "I don't wanna know." - Dimitri D & Mike R

"I was under the impression that everyone straddles their grandmother." - Dimitri D
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