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"Don't do it with styles off." - Peter F
demo the website, it looks crapy without styles

"You have two buts." "But that's what happens..." - Janny M & Peter F

"Why do you think my food tastes so good?" - Aunt Janet
she uses a lot of butter

"What do they say? You kill one and four come to its funeral?" - Aunt Janet
hair

"I hate when it says one onion... One medium onion? One large onion? What do they mean?" - Aunt Janet
reciepes

"I didn't give her a butter soaked roll." - Uncle Mike
he gave candi some dog food

"You don't see me racing my guitars..." - Uncle Mike

"Oh, God, that's awful. Do you wanna try some?" - Bruce G
moonshine

"Oh God. Don't do that. I'll have nightmares..." - Uncle George
kim with her hair down

"So we're like the snow plow." - Kate C
their kid gets the bad demanding stuff out of the way first

"We're not gonna see them again." - Joe C
Mr & Mrs C have a pregnancy book for kate

"It's like he's happy to see us leave." - Joe C
wiki kept barking as they were about to leave

"Scilence is golden." - Leslie B
candi was barking

"What's this one?" "Nothing." - Leslie B & Adam L
leslie trying to play the guitar... she hit a random note

"I thought if I made a sound, I made a cord." - Leslie B

"You don't wanna get it started. It'll go all night." - Adam L

"My story was better when you weren't in it." - Leslie B

"This isn't stop. This is cuppage." - Leslie B (pic)

"He must really wanna get you home." - Brian C
the way adam was playilng hearts

"I don't know what it looks like... when it rains..." - Leslie B
...

"I think he went through a midlife crisis... I mean taking pictures of his penis..." - Kate C
favre

"Okay, so I can root for the Seahawks." - Kate C
elisabeth hasselback isn't matt's wife

"Wiki's probably a forty watt." - Joe C
light bulb

"I don't want to think of our airplane turning into a ship." - Kate C

"Do you have dishes?" "No. I have cups." - Brian C & Seth W

"The nice things in life are more expensive. This is up to seventeen percent leather!" - Seth W
his furniture

"Go for it." - Seth W
forth and 27

"He's trying to touch his junk." "Pretty much." - Janny M & Paul H

"See? The beer is cold, your hand is cold. It doesn't matter if the mountains are blue." - Seth W

"All I saw was Brian pointing to Paul and said 'he's cheating on me'." - Seth W

"What happened to Arron Rogers? Oh wait... He's not the kicker." - Sarah E

"At least Donald Duck's feathers are real." - Sarah E

"If they lose, I'm gonna say that's why." - Seth W
they didn't punt on first and goal

"The Vatican has to cover up all those scandals." - Seth W
apples to apples

"Come on, it's been two months... Don't you think I can wait?" - Leslie B
nooo

"Oh no! My Dad will see it." - Leslie B
bri wrote a status for leslie

"Well I'm gonna go lube up." - Adam L

"Hi there, is Jenny there? What's happening... my phone..." - Leslie B

"As soon as I put a really inspirational quote, no one likes it." - Leslie B
everyone liked the status' we put for her

"I think I'll like it, too." - Adam L
leslie's status

"There's a new China buffet." "Nude?" - Brian C & Leslie B
leslie thought bri said nude china buffet

"They had mirrors set up in such a way..." - Adam L
that leslie's food came out later that's why she was still eating

"Maybe if you weren't wearing so much black." "I'm somber." - Brian C & Leslie B
her coat was multing

"I did complement. I said he had a big forehead." - Leslie B
bri

"It feels good when I'm upright." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B

"I laughed when Brian tickled me." - Adam L
not at a leslie joke

"So apparently passion gets mistaked for lunacy in some circles." - Leslie B
her and joe

"That sounds like something I would do..." - Leslie B
call people she doesn't know

"That's the same joke you made like fifty seven times." "I nose." - Janny M & Leslie B
making fun of my nose, what's normal?

"Aww... Well here you go." - Leslie B
gave her queen of spades

"Offers still on the table if you want it." "Are we still talking about cards?" - Adam L & Leslie B

"Oops. That didn't really glide that easily." - Leslie B
should have been a twss

"I don't need clothes once I get there." - Leslie B
woah!

"My right palm's been itching which means I'm masturbating too much or something good's about to happen." - Dimitri D

"I don't want to be intimate." - Dimitri D
with patrick, going to the gym together all the time

"You got a call? "No. Just feeling myself." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"Maybe he's got a chicken leg in his pants..." - Dimitri D
his cat wanted to sniff the neighbor

"I didn't say it was a direct swing..." - Julia G
from dc to baltimore

"I'm here for moral support, high fives, and hugs." - Nichole T
why she was with us at trivia

"Palin's peaceful army." - Drew T
what our team name should be

"We have to write that every time? ...Alright." - Nichole T
our team name, don't retreat, reload

"She has... that much humor... I don't think we got it in there." - Drew T
our team name

"How the hell do you know all this s**t?" "That's why Tim called me." - Janny M & Drew T
he knew a lot of the answers

"I'm so going to trip on this..." - Tim C
the speaker cord was right next to him

"I didn't write it." - Trivia Lady At Saphire
one of the answers to the question

"It could be Roy Orbisson." - Drew T
a dummy answer, got some laughs though

"This song is not a clue." - Trivia Lady At Saphire
some of the songs were clues

"I think she likes you." "She damn well better!" - Nichole T & Drew T
the trivia lady

"I only have two hands... That's what she said, that's right." - Trivia Lady At Saphire

"Just put it on the rim and taste it." "That's what she said." - Drew T & Nichole T

"I made a mess." "That's what she said." "Twice." - Drew T & Janny M

"I have a small pox vaccination..." "Vaccination..." - Drew T & Nichole T
i moved away when drew said that

"Are you trying to give me your number?" - Nichole T
drew was writting his number down

"Do you know what really sucks balls?" "Yes... I haven't met her yet..." - Nichole T & Drew T

"You can't even taste the cabbage." - Erin L
they put cabbage on her pizza

"I play defense." - Bear M
at pool

"Now you're doing good." - Erin L
now that b's not on her team

"You're holding it out like you're giving it to me... That's what she said." - Janny M

"I managed to f**k that up." - Bear M
the ball right in front of the pocket

"You'd think that I've been drinking all night." - Erin L
the way she plays pool

"That's not surprising... they're all drug dealers at Comcast." - Janny M

"What was he dealing?" "Child prostitutes?" "I know, right?" - Erin L & Janny M
one of bri's stories

"I'm texting another picture of this guy..." - Erin L
she was taking pictures of this dude and texting them

"Just once... Just one punch..." - Bear M
DMV person he wants to punch in the face

"But one was like servicing the other..." "Not in that way..." - Erin L & Bear M

"Have you ever seen the Milky Way?" "The candy bar?" - Brian C & Bear M

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