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"Haha. I thought it was funny." - Kate C
comic making fun of jesus

"Sometimes I guess you gotta do what you gotta do." - Kate C
poop your pants

"Oh dear. It got caught in the calendar. I think we better stop the scan." - Peter F
when scans get caught in calendars, it's an infinite loop

"Oh, I'm sorry. I lose focus when we stop talking about me." - Leslie B

"It's not a desert... I mean it is but..." - Adam L
arizona

"Nobody's willing to remove a dam." "Dam it!" "This the best dam conversation we've ever had." - Brian C & Janny M & Leslie B
say it to yourself

"I don't want multiple men anymore." - Leslie B
i don't believe her

"It's called fashion." - Leslie B (pic)
her purse

"You can't layer a smoothie." - Adam L
lol

"It took long enough." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B

"Oh, what's a nice way of saying prostitute?" - Leslie B

"Thank God I don't hit the lottery." - Uncle George
more stuff?

"Lose a cage? Don't even think about it. You better learn how to scuba dive." - Uncle George
when we go crabbing this summer

"When you eat them crabs, you know they're not dead." - Uncle George
that's dangerous

"Okay, let's analyze it to death." - Uncle George
his last quote about eating crabs that aren't dead

"Where was Dash?" "Uh, lifting weights? I don't know." - Kim Mo & Uncle George

"At least the sink's clean." - Kim Mo
the toilet wasn't

"Does he love you?" "I don't think that's the case." - Janny M & Dimitri D
talking to dimitri on the phone, about a mutual friend

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"But I don't know how to play." "Then you're not playing for me." - Janny M & Brian C
on his avatar, wii

"Dude. This has not been your hole." "That's what she said." - Joe C & Janny M
wii golf

"I'm just better looking." "I don't know where you get off thinking that." - Brian C & Joe C

"I think she has more babies than brain cells." - Joe C
the duggars

"If you want to get trashed out of vodka, tonight's your lucky night." - Travis B
they had lots of vodka stuff

"Do you want to hold her now that she's happy?" - Tricia B
cece was fussy before

"What happened to my coat? Oh, it's Brian's." - Travis B
they have similar coats

"There's more." "Yeah, I'm trying not to notice." - Janny M & Tricia B
dead plant leaves

"So this is breast milk..." - Tricia B (pic)

"I got a little excited there." - Tricia B
her bottle squirted

"As I was talking to my mom about it, I'm reading a book with like five baby butts." - Tricia B
they took a picture of cece's baby butt and put it online

"It sounds like a poem when you're reading it." "It is a poem!" - Janny M & Tricia B & Brian C & Travis B
tricia & bri & travis said "it's a poem" at the same time... FIRST QUADRUPAL QUOTE!

"But there's three of us... Oh wait, there's four of us." - Tricia B

"So where did I leave off? Talking about the band..." - Travis B
reading the star spangled banner

"Our daughter's gonna have a third vagina!" - Tricia B
she has a second?

"I'll make a sign the next time you're here." - Travis B
their faucet's hot & cold thing broke

"No, it's not." - Tricia B
sulibusy is the way to go

"There are thousands of people who go on there..." "At the same time!" - Jon B & Jeff D

"I don't remember the rest of that night but..." - Jeff D
he had a few red bulls

"China Town... Because you're on Metro or because you're going to get mugged?" - Jeff D

"He's very anti technology." - Jon B
jeff doesn't have a tv

"Please don't do anything bad to that bread." - Kate C
she sent it back to get more butter

"Let's see if Fergie keeps all her clothes on." - Kate C

"What? For that stupid show? Two men and a child?" - Erin L
what charlie sheen is getting paid

"They're still so common." - Janny M
mustangs... the one i was looking at was 1/50 made

"But your Mom's a girl." "Yes, she is. This is true." - Bear M & Maggie S

"As long as you use it to our advantage." - Erin L
how brian can whore himself

"I'm not a good picture taker." - Erin L

"I can lose this Buick." - Seth W
bri was behind us

"Ice sickles have been known to kill." - Seth W

"Nine..." "Excuse me." - Seth W & Brian C

"I was thinking about towels after the first one because I just washed my towels..." - Seth W

"A line of penises and she broke through!" - Seth W
risk

"You will be the new president... get out of the way." - Seth W
the old president

"You didn't even have a gun." - Seth W (pic)
seth's little dude that killed five guys

"I lasted longer than you." "That's what she said." - Seth W & Janny M

"Yes cause there are a lot of whales in the Gulf Of Mexico..." - Seth W
there might be

"Maybe you should clarify... I'm not seeing many noodles..." - Ernie A
dimitri wanted soup with noodles

"You know when the last time I paid for porn on the internet was? ...Never!" - Ernie A

"So there's a penguin and he's driving along... like you do..." - Ernie A

"Two people can keep a secret, Dimitri, if one of them's dead." - Ernie A

"Don't crush the bunny!" - Ernie A
he was saying silly stuff to get a quote

"Dimitri, you didn't say anything tonight." "I said penis." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"Curse you, Berry Cup!" - Ernie A
they were closed & we wanted ice cream