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"Okay since we're so happy, let's save it." - Peter F

"My cat runs... I run." - Julia G
from the vaccum cleaner

"That's why I'm going for my M B A... sellin out!" - Tim C

"When you say like leg problems, I think deformity..." - Tim C

"She would completely own my life..." - Tim C
if he had a girl

"You don't mess around with that. Do not mess around with that." - Tim C
ed, prostate cancer

"I betcha if I cut it off, I'd be in the fetal position." - Tim C
cut out caffine

"She's basically invisible." - Tim C
his roommate

"That's not going to fly unless it's clean." - Tim C
the bathroom, being a bachelor

"I feel like a girly girl drinking a Miller Light." "You are a girly girl drinking a Miller Light." - Janny M & Drew T
awww

"So according to Dan... Is something weird going on here?..." - Wynne G

"It doesn't show up but don't worry... I know you're very worried..." - Peter F
giving a presentation

"Now I'm feeding them and building them a house." - Uncle George
laying grass seed and hay down, birds

"Well when you say it that way..." - Stacy M
the song move your body by eiffel 65

"There's a big weed. Try to pull that out." - Uncle George (pic)

"That's what makes up a marriage. Lying and dishonesty." - Leslie B

"It's the motion that stretches it out." "That's what she said." - Dwight P & Janny M

"Do you have a duck for us to burn?" - Uncle George

"I'm glad I filled in that hole for him." - Uncle George
this guy did a U turn in the grass

"That tree limb's sure looking good." - Uncle George

"My options are about yeay big." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M

"You can take that a lot of different ways." - Uncle George
the above quote

"It's like playing dodge ball..." - Uncle George
dodging potholes

"You get a better feel for the nut..." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M

"N I H, they get anymore casual, they'd all be nude." - Howard T

"Is this the grandmother at Leisure World?" "Yes, the grandmother that I straddle." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"You said she had cleavage..." "Well, she was... rather large..." - Dimitri D & Howard T
he showed us with his hands

"Who was the guy with the little mustache?" "Hitler?" - Howard T & Janny M

"Hey handsome!" "Hey!" - Person In Coffee Shop 3/16/11 & Dimitri D
she wasn't talking to dimitri

"That's good. Let's not do that anymore." - Erika Sl
make the blow noise

"Do you want to strip your daughter?" "That just doesn't sound right." - Jen R & Erika Sl

"I've seen much smaller than that." "That's what she said." - Mike S & Janny M

"Well, we got talking about breast milk..." - Janny M

"How do you get shot at a prison?" - Brian C
jen said prison guards get shot at

"Like the show Prison Break... That doesn't happen in real life." - Shawn R

"You need to hold it longer than that... That's what she said." - Janny M

"You know, you're very distracting when I'm feeding our child." - Shawn R
jen dancing around

"So do you want me to take a shower first?" - Leslie B

"You always were skinny!" - Leslie B
me, yay!

"With like no sour cream." "Okay, so you want extra sour cream." - Leslie B & Cara L

"My life would just not be worth living if they did that." - Cara L
put sour cream on leslie's meal when she didn't ask for it

"I don't make sex jokes..." - Leslie B
the song ended, she said the last part real loud

"Is that guy still singing?" - Leslie B

"Every time I start talking people stop talking." - Leslie B

"Rogain works?" "It doesn't?" - Janny M & Cara L

"Damn these people! I'm trying to tell my life story!" - Cara L
people were being routy

"I was told it was supposed to be good luck... I haven't seen anything..." - Cara L
her pinkys are crooked

"Brian says not okay..." - Erin L
to watching pride & prejudice

"Brian yells at me because it changes it in some magical way." - Erin L
if she turns off the tv from a different remote

"He calls me retarded but I know it's hard." - Erin L
turning on the tv

"Yay, I'm going to play the boy who gets raped next week!" - Erin L
what it must be like for kids on svu

"It's fat free, right?" "I don't know about that..." - Brian C & Erin L
the ice cream & brownies we had

"So there's crystals in our screen?" - Erin L
their tv

"Sometimes you get more bees with honey." - Erin L

"It's like a process walking for her..." - Erin L
her grandma

"Is your wireless plugged in?" - Bear M

"Every time I take him to the doctor they usually give him Moxocilin... or one of the cilins..." - Julia G

"The subway was not designed for tall people." - Seth W
he had to duck a lot

"Do you wanna take a seat? In the only seat blocking the statue?" - Stacy M (pic)

"Couldn't you have taken turns on the door?" - Stacy M
seriously, the Titanic, Rose & Jack

"I'm glad I like vinegar." - Stacy M
her bread was douced in it

"Woodpecker... drills in trees." - Stacy M
we were naming species that hurt the planet, none like humans

"Damn, I wish I was your lover." "She's talking about dams." - Stacy M & Seth W

"Well we're walking down town so in theory it'll be easier." - Stacy M
riiiiight

"If you mean by all the same you mean awesome, then yes." - Seth W
stacy thinks all taylor swift songs sound alike

"Cloud perches on the edge of reason searching for her favorite beer." - Janny M (pic)
perfect statement... and she was on the fridge

"Oh, penny..." - Seth W
i told rhymes with many, he couldn't think of one

"Never have I ever... Worn white socks and rested one foot on the other..." - Stacy M (pic)
we all were doing that

"I'll assign myself to drink just because I'm thirsty." - Stacy M
drinking games

"It has a better camera than my camera." - Stacy M
her phone

"If you just leave it at that, it would just be sad." - Seth W
eating from a trash can... and leave out at famous daves

"Well for Brian and I it doesn't matter since we're so small." - Seth W
making fun of him & bri

"This is the foot rub district." - Seth W
there were like two foot rub places in a row

"Damn tourists. Haven't you ever seen soy sauce before?" - Seth W
i was taking pictures of our yummy food

"If they're hungry enough, they'll eat anything." - Jeanie B
pets