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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"I didn't do a lot of probes..." - Kurt W
asking the boss questions

"I think I'm making it worse... I didn't think that was possible." - Wynne G
trying to format ms word

Saturday, June 25, 2011 -- hung out over uncle george's with stacy and peeps

"Janet's just like super beast woman or whatever." - Roshy R

"You sure? Cause I can make my Dad get up." - James M
asking stacy if she wanted a chair

"You're not even a lifeboat yet." - Uncle George
james saying that he's built like a battleship

"You're never gonna be as good as me. You'll always be a shadow." - Uncle George
james

"I don't do it anymore." - Stacy M
pee on decks

"He didn't like seeing me... again..." - Uncle George
ug had the same teacher that james has now

"Maybe there's a car broke down in heaven..." - James M
what uncle george would be good at in heaven

"My hand to God... He ain't coming here." - Uncle George
doh i forget but it was funny

Friday, June 24, 2011 -- work, game night over seth's, pizza, risk, catan, monopoly

"Kiss lips.. That's too traditional." - Seth W
the sex dice we have

"How'd they get so worn out?" - Seth W
the sex dice

"Excellent. I'll buy it." "Whore." - Seth W & Jake T
monopoly property

"I have two properties..." - Seth W
it was like 10 turns in...

"I have three properties and a twenty dollar bill." - Seth W
another 5 turns...

"I'm horrible at math and I've been drinking." - April K

Saturday, June 18, 2011

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Thursday, June 16, 2011 -- work, went out with dawn & jon to pelican pete's

"All this for tennis?" "It's golf." - Janny M & Dawn B & Jon B
dawn & jon said it at the same time

"But his fishing is you get string and you tie it to the stick..." "No..." - Brian C & Jon B

"It wasn't that primitive." - Jon B
his fishing, the above quote

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

"Did you?" "No!" - Janny M & Howard T
slow down, he speeds

"I was doing a hundred ten going through the Bay Bridge." - Howard T
damn!

"I think it was love letters to M***** or something." "Probably." - Janny M & Howard T
in his notepads he left

Saturday, June 11, 2011 -- karaoke at uncle george's

"What the hell? Is John Wayne coming or what?" - Uncle George

"She's 'Monsoon Mama'... That's what we nicknamed her." - Uncle George
it rains whenever kim goes on vacation

"I had four... Maybe five..." - Ryan Mo
beers

"I want a green emerald tennis bracelet." "You don't play tennis." - Kim Mo & Uncle George

"I have a tennis racket." "Having a tennis racket and playing tennis are two different things." - Kim Mo & Brian C

"Please don't mess with it. It barely works now." - Uncle George
we were trying to hook up my ipod to their system

"I feel like a virgin." "Yeah, you do." - Kim S & Uncle George

"Mom, you gotta be coordinated to do that song." - James M
the electric slide

Saturday, June 4, 2011 -- volleyball & cards

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Friday, June 3, 2011 -- work, went over erin & b's for dinner, played battle of the sexes then trivial pursuit movie edition

"I'm trying to find this culprit..." - Rich L
someone who has been uploading files wrong

"That's not too much for like a murder..." - Erin L
getting $300 for killing someone

"Cause they already have herpes so..." - Erin L
dating sites for people who already have stds

"Girls go first... it's in the rules." - Erin L
playing battle of the sexes

"We're too impulsive." - Adam K

"Ou, she's a mess." - Adam K
tera reid

"Who wrote the feminist anthem 'I Am Woman'?" "Some b***h." - Janny M & Adam K

"I'm so tired of winning." - Adam K
they kicked the crap out of us

"We don't do too much water stuff around here..." - Erin L

"Set a cell phone to Turkish... something a kid would do..." - Adam K
daniel radcliff did that

Wednesday, June 1, 2011 -- work, dimitri came over & showed off his new ride

"That's how I'm going to fake my death..." - Dimitri D

"I'm just kidding... No really that's what happened." - Dimitri D
which is it?