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"Doesn't he have children?" - Wynne G
a collegue was working until 12 am

"Sorry. I'm looking at Peter's anemic review." - Wynne G

"It's pretty cozy. You shouldn't knock it until you've tried it." - Travis B
cece's crib

"I think this is more your speed." - Tricia B
baby french book

"I want one of those." "I know. I've been saying that!" - Janny M & Tricia B
cece's jumper

"I want it contained." - Tricia B
cece's waste

"I hate science." "You're a scientist!" "I know." - Tricia B & Janny M

"The things you'd never think you'd say." - Tricia B
when you have a kid

"She's out of it. She's busy eating the captain." - Tricia B
cece was eating the captain from star trek

"An old woman getting beaten with an egg roll... Chinese!" - Seth W
saw that commercial & we thought chinese for dinner

"That's unprofessional, Brian. Obviously for their first dance." - Seth W
speak now by taylor swift

"He's a higher rank." - Seth W
the admiral vs the captain

"And his drunk stance is easier." - Seth W
the admiral

"Hey, we've got beer." - Paul H
if people were looking into seth's apartment, we're playing board games

"Was that a pussy move, Paul?" - Seth W
he took paul out of south america

"I've shown no aggression to anyone in this game... that's still in the game..." - Seth W
two people were out of whom seth attacked

"Why do I need to move?" "Because otherwise I'll poop on you." - Seth W & Jake T
trying to get to the bathroom

"What he's doing now is called terrorism." - Paul H

"I am mildly enjoying it... mildly." - Jeanie B
remediating pdfs

"He's just a little douchey." - Amanda J
someone she knows

"I think it's still in take pictures of flowers mode." - Amanda J
her camera

"You look like you use lots of exclamation points." - Amanda J
when people meet her

"Oh, no. Now we've lost Peter. That didn't take much." - Wynne G
he went off to print things

"He's really large... like not that large but large." - Kate C

"I thought that Pittsburgh was supposed to be better." - Kate C
35-7 RAVENS!

"There's still time to get another one the way they're going." - Joe C
and they did... 7 turnovers all together

"There's still time for eight." - Joe C

"Every stadium owns a stadium-wide field." - Brian C
really? wow!

"That coupon thing got boring... Like 'oh, you saved a thousand dollars again'." - Emily S

"Well a lot of people who have a mental illness probably don't even know they have it... Look at Rush Limbaugh." - Joe C

"It's about as small as it's gonna get." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"Your dad never drilled no railroad ties." - Uncle George

"There's things that I don't know... it's not much..." - Uncle George

"You're a gentlemen, Brian, I don't care what George said about you earlier." - Allan C

"She might be a black widow." - Sonny S

"What are you holding his hand?" "No, I'm telling a joke." - Uncle George & Allan C

"I mean..." - Dave H
he was rubbing his belly, he needed room to get around alan

"You don't sing that part, George." - Allan C
singing a girls part in a duet

"Fat man in a little coat." - Kim S

"Why would I make a fat joke when I'm fat?" - Kim S

"My daughter's saying a boar's head is gorgeous? Dear God." - Sonny S

"Well Europe is awesome." "But!" - Janny M & Dave H

"I was sleepin!" - Louie S

"Oh, that's not my part... I gotta remember it." - Kim S

"So you picked the Lions?" - Ron So
jeanie didn't have a defense so she picked the lions

"Just sign him up anyway." - Joe C
their dad to fantasy cause we needed a 6th

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"I'm done... And Jason better have a long way to go." - Terrisa H
having babies

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"So the antonym would be Palin?" "Yes." - Janny M & Wynne G
the new word we learned, heuristic

"We should link to them in our next press release." - Peter F
non 508 compliant page

"What if a person's blind? You're just rubbing it in their face that they can't see." - Kent L
using the word 'view'

"These screen reader users who use mice..." - Peter F

"On a serious note..." "What? We weren't?" - Wynne G & Kent L

"Peter's billing it!" - Kent L
this elaborate joke... he'll be working over the weekend

"I got money. I sell drugs." - Seth W

"And no major accidents that they know of." - Paul H
seth's old honda... we know of one

"I'm not b***hing, I'm insulting you." - Paul H

"A penis isn't enough for you, Paul?" - Seth W

"It's Comcast. I can't guarantee it." - Seth W
that his internet will be up

"Ore is it better to shuffle the wheat?" - Janny M
using ore in catan... bad pun

"I'm gonna rhyme minute with minute." - Seth W

"I'll have wood when someone rolls a four." - Paul H

"That's a strange fetish, Paul." - Seth W
the above quote

"It's a medical alert bracelet." - Seth W
the dude on the box of settlers has a watch on