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"We got you your elephant beer." - Brian C

"We don't say that no more." - Uncle George
he doesn't say i love you to his wife

"Well just keep drinking..." - Dawn B

"Are you thinking?" - Janny M
b was stumped

"I throw pennies away." - Erin L

"I'm thinking flame thrower..." - Bear M
to get rid of all the flies around the food

"Oh there's cake? You should have told me that before I got drunk." - Dawn B

"I'm lovin it!" - Shawn R
the mcdonalds forks

"This is the best ninety nine cents I've ever spent!" - Bear M
temporary tatoos we put on

"A win's a win." - Shawn R

"You played with that many balls on a Friday?" - Shawn R
a story he told

"Paul totally got into it." "What? ...Not until college." - Janny M & Paul H
backstreet boys

"It's not bad. Taste it." "No, I'm okay." "Taste it." - Mike O & Kurt W

"He's not a leather daddy." - Mike O

"We're not into leather... or whips or chains..." - Mike O

"Kurt's just bashful." - Mike O

"Well you said she went straight for the balls..." - Kurt W
story i can't tell

"You're going to hell. I'm not going to save you." - Janny M
cards against humanity

"Both make a totally different sound." - Kurt W
wipping vs whipping the butt

"I'm not difficult. I'm just difficult." - Shawn K

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"Ah, suck it." - Joe C

"Oh! Guess what happened to Patrick... He went to Hershey Park!" "Woah, that's not normal or anything." - Kim Mo & James M

"I look like Berry Bonds when I'm swatting these flies." - Patrick M

"What happened? You were fine when I left and now you look like hell." - Uncle George

"I got smoked... literally." - Patrick M
his car was behind a polluting truck

"So talk to them. I guess they bite." - Brian W
the server people

"We were a lot thinner then." - Mike O
seeing pictures of him & kurt from years ago

"That's my secret awesomeness." - Rachel I

"The light's always on. What are you doing down there?" "Laundry." - Denny J & Kurt W

"It's like zucchini... only plant one." - Brian C

"If it smells and looks funny, it's probably poisonous." - Rachel I
plants in colorado

"So how do you park in D C?" "It's easy. You go to where it says valet." - Mike O & Brian C
parking a big truck in dc

"I was like 'I am mad but I'm not evil'." - Rachel I
somebody parks partially in her spot

"People can use them as houses." - Gershon B
hummers

"You look so green." "Well we were younger then." - Rachel I & Mike O

"That's cause we're awesome." - Rachel I

"I must not be a very good flirt." - Rachel I
she can never get out of tickets

"That was so embarrassing." - Rachel I
how they messed up the harry potter books in the movies

"It might tune out some of the voices in my head." - Joe C
the radio while playing cards

"There's turtle everywhere..." - Brigette F
her dog got into a dead turtle

"Secretary of douchebaggery... That's all I got." - Brigette F

"Why does it have to be that Bush?" - Brigette F
the first bush

"It's real. It's creepy." - Brigette F

"How old is she? Like fifteen?" - Brigette F

"Trust your half Portuguese wife." - Brigette F
she got the question wrong anyway, that's okay

"It's only hair. It'll grow back." - Mike O

"I'm sure you'll see it. You're drinking, you'll be peeing." - Uncle George
the inside of their house since they're moving

"You smell high test or B G and E?" - Uncle George
the tesla

"You have to spin your legs around like a woman." - Lenny M
how to get into the tesla

"Man, Patrick. You got a hot butt." - LeeAnn M
she sat in his seat

"I think we all really suck cause there's no one here no more." - Uncle George

"Smilies... that's um..." - Kurt W

"Are you a wicket witch? You're going to melt with the water." "Maybe." "Well, s**t." - Mike O & Cindy O

"You could put the padding in the shirt." - Mike O
he has a nursing shirt idea

"This is watered up." - Kurt W
his drink

"What's the new fad diet?" "...You figure it out, let me know." - Janny M & Cindy O
cards against humanity

"You always feel like eating after something like that." - Kurt W

"What's this word?" "...Penis." - Janny M & Mike O

"Any way I can defile a church, I'd be happy to." - Kurt W

"In dog heaven, it's my fart will go on." - Kurt W

"My kinda guys." - Uncle George

"It wasn't mine!" - Uncle George
we used to play on jacks when we were kids so he didn't care

"When you die, it doesn't matter how much you had. You're dead." - Uncle George
it's true

"You're in here too with yoga." - Uncle George
a song he likes

"James' bed is empty." - Kim Mo
i kissed bri & they said get a room

"Are we getting divorced already?" - Meredith S

"Can I try again?" - Meredith S
the above quote, she gets multiple chances

"It's not a quiz... I'm sorry." - Meredith S
how long bri & i have been married

"They have such an ugly face, it's good." - Meredith S
pugs

"I don't have herpes." - Meredith S
good to know

"Oh my. Why me?" - Meredith S

"Oh, I got rid of the purging one..." - Seth W
cards against humanity card

"It turns out the milk man man..." - Seth W
haha

"That's f**ked up. You're going to hell." "I know." - Janny M & Meredith S
cards against humanity makes everyone go to hell

"It's the right to bear arms, not legs." - Meredith S

"I didn't know... I thought I wasn't getting the joke." - Meredith S

"Yay! I'm firey poops!" - Meredith S
she won

"I was saving tongue." - Seth W

"Aw. There's another door!" - Meredith S
just as she was leaving, she's on crutches

"Why does a forester have a cook? Anyway..." - Brian C
a bedtime story