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"Those are quality names." - Seth W
billy bob for dawn's baby

"I'll make fun of whatever you pick." - Jeff D
dawn & jon's baby's name

"Those aren't exactly..." - Tricia B
travis' shorts looked like bathingsuit but they were not

"Circle's of life..." - David Gu
how hair grows

"Hairendous!" - Janny M
pun

"I don't feel like that has to be a sign." - Paul H
don't throw beer in the garage

"Like a Billy Joel kinda thing?" - Leslie B

"He paid for it." - Seth W
when billy joel ran into a house

"That's horrible!" - Leslie B
the billy joel accident

"It was just a solid release." - Travis B
one of their kids had diahrea

"He only gets the big bottles." "That's what she said." - Tricia B & Janny M

"Of course. You gotta practice. You gotta keep in shape." - Tricia B
the practice you do in the bedroom

"Radical gay Islamic marriage." - Seth W

"I'm cool enough." - Paul H
for not smoking a cigar

"Structural virginity." - Paul H

"There are salad restaurants. They don't last long." - Seth W

"I can't just keep it in my mouth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H

"I don't want you making beer!" - Aunt Janet
since bri makes wine, aunt janet doesn't want uncle mike making beer

"Woah." "Oh, whatever." - Janny M & Aunt Janet
mia, their cat, just ran right through us for no reason

"What a selfish wish." - Roshy R
i wished for world peace for my birthday

"A Jew just died." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet had a rye sandwich

"Just get the eyeball!" - Roshy R
a decoration on the dish

"Give Mike and I something to look forward to when we come over." - Roshy R
the eye ball decoration on the plate

"But Janet there's an eyeball!" - Roshy R
she wouldn't let go of the eyeball idea

"Granny panties?" "Yeah great granny panties." - Janny M & Roshy R

"It's rats." - Matt E
why the video in the work conference room went out

"Hey you wanna get laid together? Yeah." - Jeff D

"I wore 'em hard." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M

"Alive? Is that for dead people?" - Jeff D
the vitamins david bought for his girlfriend

"His boner? I don't think about it." - Jeff D
someone i know's boner

"He thinks that I have violent tendencies..." "Especially towards plants." - Janny M & Jeff D
cause i'm a vegetarian

"Don't they get like a nasty Muslim-like hair?" - Erin L

"Plus base I feel like I have a bigger penis." - Bear M
he's starting to play base

"What kind of guidance can she give? Don't mix Lunesta with vodka?" - Bear M
their one friend

"I remember the mailbox used to get taken out every once in a while." - Uncle George
the mailbox at the bottom of dad's driveway

"Come on, George, we gotta put another mailbox down there..." - Uncle George
what my dad would say when the mailbox was taken out

"Hey, anchors away!" - Uncle George
uncle george's anchor story

"Those aren't fake boobs either." - Uncle George

"You know who drive past?" "Elvis?" - Kim Mo & Uncle George
who drove past their driveway

"I'm not driving that through Severna Park. I have standards." - Kim Mo
a hoopdie

"I'm looking at my aces wondering why they have J's on them." - Jason H

"They made more than one?" - Janny M
best of dub step 3

"Did you get what I'm saying cause it's science. I don't know." - Jeff D
talking to me

"Yeah but do you wanna believe someone like that?" - Jeff D
something neil degrass tyson said; who is always right

"These are all of Elana's nephews." - David Ga
he showed me a picture of two girls and one guy

"Let's like just pretend we just orgasmed inside each other." - Lee C
jfod said that right before one of their shows one time

"He's probably trying to get out of debt right now." - David Ga
lee camp

"Boobs or ball sack?" "Ball sack except when it stinks." - Jeff D & Janny M

"When you do this, you get love handles." - David Ga
drinking every night

"I didn't know there were Jews in Mexico." - Ben J

"I had a cat that loved Box Of Rain." - Bryan S
talking about grateful dead songs

"It might have kept him from being shot." - Bryan S
if john lenon made lenins instead of writing music

"Yes and it's about a nine percent so it gets the job done." - Matt E
a beer he had

"You gotta go further. My honey dew list is too long." - Bryan S
cantalope joke

"Yeah, he's single." - Bryan S
david

"Today's a new day. Vote for Ronald Reagan." - David Ga

"They went to college and everything so they're smart." - David Ga
a show he watches on youtube

"She's mixing wine and vodka." "Uh, I don't know how that's gonna taste." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Diarrhea pockets." - Shawn R
hot pockets

"Actually that's pretty... I mean it was an earthquake." - Shawn R
necrofelia after the haiti earthquake

"If you don't want them to trip over wood then don't have your penis out." - Janny M
shawn was moving his wood out of the way

"It's deceptively boney." - Patrick D
becky's butt

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"Doesn't sound like a bad plague." - Patrick D
cah adenol

"She's getting in the wrong deck." "Wouldn't be the first time." Shut up, Janis." - Shawn R & Janny M & Jen R

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"So like the far side?" - Kurt W
we parked on the other side

"Janis didn't even say anything." "I was thinking about it." - Mike O & Janny M
his comment wow

"I'm a smack you." - Mike O

"It's so easy to get caught up in stuff like hating Delilah." - Janny M

"Cause you're a skank!" - Mike O
coldplay parody after you're a sky

"That sounds about right." - Mike O
a half piece of candy is a serving

"Look at the bright side, there is none." - Kurt W
my score was horrible in mexican train

"Oh yeah, by the way, don't f**k the kids." - Lee M
what they told him before he started teaching

"Classic Walt." - Kavita T
accidently bumped the table

"Brian's dad's root beer?" - Kavita T
she misheard not your dad's root beer

"I'm going to throw this away. It's really gross." - Roshy R
her gum that was really bad looking

"I'm feeling good about this." - Uncle Mike
he had 6 meld

"It was like a teamsters meeting." - Aunt Janet
when her parents used to play pinochle, smoke, alcohol

"It helps when they're watching the tape." - Brian C
redskins shot glasses owned by the redskins coaches

"I had a glass of whine; I'm like wooo!" - Aunt Janet

"All those aces. My hand is so heavy." - Aunt Janet

"I kick a*s. Why wouldn't they keep me?" - Uncle Mike
if his company gets bought

"Well you know what they say." - Uncle Mike
he has jack s**t

"I never said I had a problem with being a booty call." - Jeff D

"They're all foofy." - Jeff D
the bars in bethesda

"So how did you order?" "Meat, cheese, bun." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Brian C

"You don't wanna say put down cause that sounds like... chu!" - Jeff D
describing putting a child down like putting an animal down w/ a gun

"He got it in the hole once." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M

"A girl that likes sex... everyone likes sex." - David Ga

"Are you an economist?" - Jeff D

"You do have that upside down..." - Jeff D
david's license as certified public hair trimmer

"Hickies equals money." - David Ga

"It's just breasts." - Jeff D

"We're not here to be serious. We're here to watch Trump." - Seth W

"It's not a great sign." - Sarah T
when a candidate can't win his home state

"By saying you're a teacher?" - Meredith S & Sarah T
said at the same time

"It was worth it." - Meredith S
bit into hot pizza & burned her mouth

"There is a token black guy." - Sarah T
ben carson who doesn't know anything

"For those of you at home, this is where New Jersey is..." - Meredith S

"We cheated." - Leslie B
they had a first dance before the first dance

"No. There was some in the bin." - Mike O

"I know she's got that swish that just won't stop." - Mike O
wiki's crush on jewels (mike & kurt's next door neighbors dog)

"It's like we had a brothel at our house." - Mike O
wiki & jewels

"My back door is a back door only." - Mike O