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Tuesday, March 31, 2020 -- wfh; played dominion online with jason & brittney

"You like to lie to me though." - Brittney H

"You're like Jason. You take pleasure in lying to me." - Brittney H

"...Just to give it some spice." "It's spicy." - Janny M & Brittney H
using new expansions in dominion

"There's three goats in the trash." - Janny M
that damn pirate ship!

Monday, March 30, 2020 -- wfh; dominion at night!

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"You know, I have champaign taste..." - Heidi C
all she does is buy provinces

Saturday, March 28, 2020 -- first virtual hangout! played dominion online with heidi, paul, bri, & becky; most fun in weeks; alcohol was drank virtually

"I know. Isn't that fun?" - Heidi C
curses!

"Man, I don't wanna buy another moat. The first one didn't work." - Heidi C

"I need you to be my voice of conscience... Should I play a Seahag or a Seahag?" - Heidi C
to curse us all!

"I don't need any more birds. I got enough birds." - Heidi C

"You guys are good people." - Heidi C

"It can't be that bad... It was that bad." - Heidi C
she kept playing seahags

"It was in pounds." "Cat food?" - Janny M & Heidi C
dominion online cost a few bucks but it was in pounds

"I have a good idea... let's get all the way out then all the way back in..." "That's what he said." - Heidi C & Janny M

"I'm self loathing. I have big problems with this." - Heidi C
cursing people

"It's hard for me to sleep at night. I feel like a terrible person." - Heidi C
how many curses she gave us

"I know. Isn't that fun?" - Heidi C
curses!

"Man, I don't wanna buy another moat. The first one didn't work." - Heidi C

"I need you to be my voice of conscience... Should I play a Seahag or a Seahag?" - Heidi C
to curse us all!

"I don't need any more birds. I got enough birds." - Heidi C

"You guys are good people." - Heidi C

"It can't be that bad... It was that bad." - Heidi C
she kept playing seahags

"It was in pounds." "Cat food?" - Janny M & Heidi C
dominion online cost a few bucks but it was in pounds

"I have a good idea... let's get all the way out then all the way back in..." "That's what he said." - Heidi C & Janny M

"I'm self loathing. I have big problems with this." - Heidi C
cursing people

"It's hard for me to sleep at night. I feel like a terrible person." - Heidi C
how many curses she gave us

"Oh, gosh. What do I do with eight?" "I guess a Candlestick Maker wouldn't be bad." - Janny M & Heidi C
candlestick makers were like 2

"Your fun is about to end." - Heidi C

Friday, March 27, 2020

"We prefer you don't drive at night either." - Brian C
jen

"She does not like electricity... At least not there..." - Paul H

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Thursday, March 26, 2020

"Wow! That's amazing news that it has gone so viral... no pun intended!" - Leslie B
the article about jason got a lot of hits; sad time but we need to find some humor; said over text

Friday, March 20, 2020 -- work; talked to uncle george on the phone... the only way to get quotes now :(

"He's just tasting me for later." - Uncle George
cheetah

"I got some more holes in me..." - Uncle George
from cheetah

"Oh God but the dogs don't attack me." - Uncle George
cheetah (the cat) attacks uncle george but the dogs don't

Sunday, March 15, 2020 -- watched the dem debate with helen

"Hillary's not a woman. She's a lizard." - Helen E

"What has Larry Hogan done?" "Shove highways up our a*s." - Janny M & Helen E

Saturday, March 14, 2020 -- went over shawn & jen's for a hangout

"I'm not stoned. I still know what I'm doing." - Jen R

"Excuse me." - Jen R

"The first hand I won." - Shawn R
we were betting but the losers got something nice but not him

"Please don't touch his penis." - Jen R
to shawn

Friday, March 13, 2020 -- work; had my coworker & his wife over for some games; pandemic; code names; drinks

"I'm so attached to this puppy. I'm thinking about how to go to the bathroom with him." - Allison J
lando was on her lap all night

"Which is specifically my lap..." - Allison J

"This jacket's got some padding." - Allison J
how to steal our puppy

"Did you see this dog?" "Yes." "Well have you seen him in the last thirty seconds?" - Allison J & Adam J
lando

"It's an upgraded Eiffel Tower." - Adam J
triatholon

"Our dog would eat our child." - Allison J

Saturday, March 7, 2020 -- hung out at aaron & sabrina's; did an escape room where WE ESCAPED! hung out more & drank & listened & bullshitted

"Oh, she's a white girl." - Sabrina P
the person she unfriended on fb who was talking trash

"He's been horny to cut Social Security for years and years." - Aaron E
biden

"They used to. It was a better time." - Aaron E
offering to learn trades in highschool

"No. But basically, yes." - Brian C
what?

"Last time you told that story it was funnier." - Sabrina P

"I'm like, my kittens are dying, you a*shole." - Sabrina P
a petsmart employee laughed when she asked for the magic nipple

"You touch everything! You touched the poop!" - Sabrina P
aaron did... and there was a clue under it!

"No. I would suffocate him before I did anything complicated." - Sabrina P
killing aaron

"I could probably tell you more about it if I didn't just have two shots of whiskey." - Aaron E

"Leela's hiding. She doesn't want any part of this." - Sabrina P
aaron playing rock & roll mcdonalds

"Can you remove my hunchback?" - Sabrina P
i wanted to photoshop our escape room photo so bri has his eyes open

"Most of our medical technology was founded by a necropheliac." "Ou. Tell me more." - Brian C & Sabrina P

"I don't know... I don't know what to google!" - Sabrina P
to factcheck bri's claims about necropheliacs

Friday, March 6, 2020 -- work; lunch with coworkers; played coup; game night w/ becky & paul; played catan, arkhanos, the mind

"That was totally just a business transaction." - Adam J
to coup phil

"F**k you, cards. F**k all y'all." - Sébastien T
he got taken down

"It's a Leisure World word." - Sébastien T

"This is an emotional decision." - Adam J
what to do next

"Well if you drive like a real old lady..." - Sébastien T

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"Are you verbalizing your thoughts?" - Janny M
paul was talking out loud about his next move

"It might be a wet dream but I might.." - Paul H
building somewhere in catan

"I'm gonna build a settlement so I can get more bambi's." - Paul H
i coined the phrase bambi's for sheep in catan

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

"I don't know why I need to log in to access a calendar." - Eric W
mac

"I hope you guys know what you're doing." "Yeah. We hope so, too." - Janny M & Uncle Neil
replacing our hot water heater

Tuesday, March 3, 2020 -- work; depressing super tuesday, at least it was with friends

"That's not quote worthy." "No." - Brian C & Sabrina P

"Then why are you voting for Biden?" - Aaron E
lots of people want medicare for all

"You could have treated her like she treats her cats!" - Brian C
i threw a phone at bri