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"See, she doesn't like playing with balls that have been in her mouth." - Howard T
we're talking about the bubble milk tea

"What if I run out of balls before my drink is done?" "Just give Dimitri a call." "Yeah, I might have some extra balls for ya." - Janny M & Howard T & Dimitri D

"Did I just hear balls and tea bag in the same sentence?" - Janny M

"See, what happens when you choke on a ball?" - Janny M

"What happened to you? I choked on a ball." - Howard T

"You're not supposed to breathe while you're eating balls... Apparently." - Howard T

"There are weird people outside." "Wait until you get in." - Monique S & Howard T

"I went to Walmart..." "Fishing?" - Dimitri D & Howard T

"Sometimes I feel awkward after sticking my hand in somebody's nut sack." - Dimitri D

"Ah, yes. The joys of going to work here." - Howard T
the quotes we're saying today

"That's a man's umbrella." - Stacy M (pic)
u'll see the pic

"You're a waste of dog food." - Uncle George
talking to chomper who refused to lay down

"What does grass turn into?" "Trees." "No, hay." - Brian C & Janny M
could have left the last part out & it would still be funny

"Everybody thought she put it in her... lady place." - Dimitri D
it was a joke

"Yeah, you know man's? Well I can install woman's, wide open metropolitan area networks." - Dimitri D
lmao WOMAN's

"Boston Market's to hard... people know those mashed potatoes." - Seth W
if u were going to fake a dinner, say u made it when u bought it

"Alright, my period's right there." - Paul H
wii fit

"Why do I have this thing in my pants?" - Paul H

"Hey, that's a nipple!" - Paul H
poor paul. this is something marc would say.

"Those are the last of my nuts." - Paul H

"Turn off the man." - April K

"Actually, I stole them from Brian. They're Brian's nuts." "Then why are they in my mouth?" - Janny M & Dimitri D
pistachio nuts

"It's a harmless piece of paper, stop being paranoid." - Janny M
howard thinks i'm going to write down what he says

"Drink it, peddle boy!" - Jen R
they got fruity drinks for brian

"You like foreplay?" "Jen just likes to get right in the action." - Jen R & Shawn R

"Dimitri's a pony?" "Well, maybe... A Russian little pony." - Janny M & Howard T

"At least I'm not as slow or as old as you." "You'll get there." - Janny M & Howard T

"What did you write now?" - Howard T
a quote

"What's wrong with you? Chasing other people's wives, humping grandmothers..." - Howard T
talking about dimitri

"He was a speedo man." - Stacy M
my dad

"How did it get into your eye?" - Tricia B
brian exploded a soda

"Brian exploded a soda." "Yeah, he told me. Couldn't have happened to a better person." - Janny M & Uncle George

"It's like haha, you don't do that in regular life." - Tricia B
the valentines mixup dinner

"You should have a party when your wife is out of town." "I do." "But I'm never invited." "I only invite hookers." - Janny M & Howard T

"I worked for N I H back when it was just N I... They didn't have the H yet." "I don't think they have it now." - Dimitri D & Howard T

"What's your point?" "Does there have to be a point?" - Janny M & Dimitri D
random things as always

"No, you're sucking it like a little boy in a church." "Why do you have to describe what you did last weekend?" - Shawn R & Marc G

"Your cherries are nasty, they have pits." - Marc G
ahh induendos

"But her hips are swinging, aren't they?" "Yeah, and they don't lie." - Janny M & Marc G
shakira shakira

"Ah! My nipple!" - Marc G

"She's hostile today... Wait, she's hostile everyday." - Janny M
talking about jen

"Shawn, am I hostile... You know what?" - Jen R
she stopped mid sentence because i think she realizes she is

"You know what pisses me off?" "Everything?" - Jen R & Janny M

"Are you done playing with your food, dear?" - Jen R
shawn ordered 2 baked potatoes & a steak, looked like uh male parts...

"Candi just stood there in the grass." "She wants more excitement in her life." "Take her sky diving." - Brian C & Janny M & Shawn R

"Janis, look, I'm blowing my drink." - Shawn R

"Right now he's probably in the middle of getting laid." "You think? Let's go knock!" - Shawn R & Janny M

"I'll have a party, right, and I'll have sex with everyone there." - Dimitri D

"Didn't Masoud warn you about being punched? ...Ow." - Janny M
i was punching my fist in my hand

"That looks normal." - Howard T
i was cross eyed

"I'm listening..." - Uncle George
brian's bad idea

"What movie is she in?" "Uh, she's in Mystery Men." - Janny M & Marc G
we were watching mystery men

"Nothing's like having a bad crab." - Howard T

"I'm more of a one handed kinda guy." - Howard T
we were playing ball... but that's not what's so funny

"So what? It's my nose." - Dimitri D
i think we were making fun of his nose

"The point is, I need you guys to sign this death waver." - Marc G
we were going to drive in his car

"I wanna see you on the skate board on that." "Naked?" - Howard T & Dimitri D

"Most people don't wanna put my banana in their mouth." - Dimitri D

"I don't even think when I say these things." - Howard T
his quotes

"No, thanks. I don't wanna bite your banana." - Howard T