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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 -- work, obama's press conference
"It's not from masturbating." - Dimitri D
his arm hurts
"Is his name Andria? Really?" - Brian C
misheard a guys name watching the press conference
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
"Ou, I like that!" - Janny M
magic secrets reveiled... the secret is in his pants!
"That's where they're from." "From Venus?" - Howard T & Dimitri D
venus fly traps
"She would get upset if she knew why." - Howard T
howard's nickname is thin mint
"Mayonnaise wouldn't taste too bad, I guess." - Howard T
in coffee
"I know, I always dribble." - Howard T
his food
"There is no performance." "We know that, it's running Windows." - Janny M & Howard T
"You walk into that sneeze space." - Monique S
"So he's well notched?" - Howard T
Sunday, April 26, 2009 -- watched x2 & steak on the grill... soooo good!
"There's probably cans of corn out there from World War Two." - Shawn R
"I heard naked woman." - Shawn R
Saturday, April 25, 2009 -- PHP ZEND CERTIFIED! celebrated w/ jen & shawn
"These look good... He looks good too... Hey, baby." - Janny M
caps game i think, food guy selling food on tv
"Jen, you can't expect it to stay up." "I know, but..." - Janny M & Jen R
lol, actually we were talking about her blankets
Thursday, April 23, 2009 -- work, figuring out sp still
"Is that the same grandmother you straddle?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Dimitri D
"You have a reproductive area... that's good to know." - Howard T
"Serving size, one half piece." "What? One half piece?" - Janny M & Howard T
tiny little egg, many jokes followed
"Microsoft was thinking, come on now." - Howard T
"There it is, it's self destructing... It's loading Windows." - Howard T
"What happened to you? I committed SharePointSide." - Howard T
lol
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
"What animals are indigenous to the Amazon?" "Not yaks, that's for sure." - Dimitri D & Howard T
"You can always lift it up... the fat I mean." - Howard T
fat people see their private parts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
"You okay?" "Yeah, it's just my allergies. This place is a dust bomb." - Janny M & Mike R
"This guy is a Dick." - Dimitri D
his last name was Dick
Monday, April 20, 2009
"Sorry, I was just fondling my letters." - Dimitri D
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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Saturday, April 18, 2009 -- hung out & the house warming party
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"Oh, I know doors." - Aunt Janet
we have an expensive door
"Did you pop a button? Is that what's going on?" - Aunt Janet
megs shirt was unbuttoned
"Mike, did you want a hamburger... I'll take that as a no." - Aunt Janet
uncle mike was on my guitar
"When did T O get here?" - Shawn R
someone missed a catch playing football
"Of course, Robbie's here." - Aunt Janet
everyone loves robbie!
"Wow, you can see that from space!" - Shawn R
1 of the highlights of the party
"I would say so, Jesus!" - Ernie A
the hamburgers were flaming
"It's only illegal if you get caught." - Robbie W
"To each his bone." - Stacy M
lol
"Sounds like a porno." - Robbie W
quote above
"He has a heart?" - Elizabeth A
dick cheney
"No one wants to go into that guys chest again." - Shawn R
cheney
"Pennsylvania has some nice mountains." - Elizabeth A
"It's a jello typed substance." - Seth W
"Yeah, it's really hard, all you have to do is pour it into a glass." - Shawn R
"I don't know if you've noticed... It's good stuff." - Ernie A
i think he was talking about a drink
"Gay? Pink Floyd? Gay?" - Stacy M
"Do you have a toothpick and a cigarette?" - Janny M
he did
"I'm pounding this coke pretty hard." - Stacy M
"Yeah, that's affective." - Stacy M
damn forgot what it was
"Why didn't you give me the lighter?" - Robbie W
he expelled gas
"Robbie fart." - Janny M
have to tell things out as i write
"I'm embarrassed. Nobody farts around here?" - Robbie W
sure don't
"Don't slap me with the right hand cause it's wet." - Robbie W
"I don't even think I can do that if I broke my legs." - Robbie W
at this point i was gone cause i don't even remember this
"So how are you supposed to stroke the ball down the stretch?" - Stacy M
"I have to edit my bracket." - Stacy M
fantacy basketball or some junk
"Yeah, that sounds a little too elaborate for her right now." - Stacy M
writing a quote, talking about me
Friday, April 17, 2009 -- work, red lobster w/ peeps
"She's the moaniest dog I've ever owned." - Jen R
shiane
"The only super hero named after a pervert... Oh wait, that was Streak." - Shawn R
the flash
Thursday, April 16, 2009
"Ah, why do I ask questions?" - Howard T
"Toilet paper, why would it write on toilet paper?" - Howard T
"I wasn't running my fingers through your fro." - Howard T
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 -- work & sharepoint w/ thin mint, uncle george & kim came up to get the grill!
"It's transferring files, well that's exciting." - Howard T
"Insert a blank disk... Well it's blank enough." - Howard T
"You notice it's all brown like crap." - Howard T
"There's nothing in this pool." - Howard T
application pool
"Solution Management... delete sharepoint." - Howard T
that's a good solution!
"There are no solutions in the solution store... obviously." - Howard T
"Somebody left their clothes here. I guess they didn't pay the bill." - Uncle George
famous daves
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 -- working trying to figure out sharepoint
"Why am I laying down in my car?" - Howard T
his chair was leaned back & pretending to drive
"Boy is that log gonna be full!" - Howard T
sharepoint error log
"I'm warning you, it might explode." "Well, everything else has." - Janny M & Howard T
"We should rename it my crap." - Howard T
my documents
"I can see that working already..." - Howard T
"Yeah, wheat'll be sorta brown." - Howard T
brown like crap
Sunday, April 12, 2009 -- easter with family :)
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"Some of them have kisses and stuff." "Those are the ones I find." - Brian C & Aunt Janet
she won't find any of the good ones
"This dwarfs by comparison but here's your Easter basket." - Aunt Janet
compared to what mom got
Saturday, April 11, 2009 -- studied, shawn & jens' party
"I wonder if you can get most gutsy on easy." - Janny M
rock band
"Who's the D D?" The designated drunk?" - Brian C & Shawn R
"I ain't gonna be sowing tonight." - Cheryl R
"I'm gonna go with Seth here." - Brian C
street fighter 4, what character was going to win
"If I have to get on there again..." - Shawn R
that dude wouldn't go down!
"Whoever created this Seth character should be kicked in the nuts." - Shawn R
"No, you can't block those you bastard." - Shawn R
"That guy looks like he has the Steelers logo on his face." "I'll kill him." "Like you did Seth." - Janny M & Shawn R
"Don't mention third and one to me." - Shawn R
"Woah, I almost lost my life over there. I'm glad I came over here." - Nicki S
"Are we about to do strippers or something?" - Nicki S
"How many times do you have to say good bye?" - Janny M
shawn's friend from work
Friday, April 10, 2009 -- work, good friday, swordfish steaks & a movie!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
"Who cares?" "I care. It's my computer." - Janny M & Howard T
his computer messed up so i wanted to use mine
"Please wait while the wizard screws up your system." - Howard T
"Wait. I don't understand. We didn't even put in a share point disk." - Janny M
it was configuring sharepoint
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 -- work trying to configure sharepoint
"Most of them run on my face, too." - Howard T
"Technology... I don't know." - Howard T
"Wow, that's gonna hurt." - Howard T
uninstalling SP might result in loss in functionality, lol
"What do you mean the program has a compatibility issue... It's an uninstall!" - Howard T
"It's not compatible with itself." - Howard T
"Uh, I gotta configure the gun." - Howard T
SP had to configure itself before it uninstalled
"Microsoft doesn't know that it's a Microsoft product?" - Howard T
"Run setup... well that worked well." - Howard T
it froze
"Up, the staples accidentally broke." - Howard T
looking for sw in sealed packages
"What are you doing now?" - Howard T
the computer
"How'd you get that boot in your butt?" - Howard T
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
"Yeah, they're gonna kill House." - Shawn R
"She's not used to a lot of meat." - Brian C
shawn made a lot of meat for dinner
Saturday, April 4, 2009 -- work over dad's, hung out & played rock band
"Cookie? She burns all of the cookies." - Shawn R
jen does
"Kinda like your face you know... all off beat." - Janny M
"I got something that's everlong." - Shawn R
"You better not pass out, I wanna do something to you later." - Shawn R
jen was drunk
Friday, April 3, 2009 -- work, japanese steakhouse & a movie!
"Wow, I haven't heard that since elementary school." - Shawn R
his last name is rearden so bri made fun of it
"When you have to sit there and explain it..." - Shawn R
not a good joke
"Betsy sounds like a fat cow. No wonder Brian was interested." - Shawn R
"Is Betsy a sheep?" - Shawn R
Thursday, April 2, 2009 -- work, hung out @ uncle george's!
"He was born to pitch." "Yeah, and I was born to pay." - Kim Mo & Uncle George
"Screw baseball. We'll go look at baseballs." - Uncle George
his sons, taking them to hooters
"Is that what seventeen years does to you?" - Kim Mo
looking back at her wedding photos
"Cause Roland and Ann look a lot alike." "Yeah, one has boobs, the other one doesn't." - Brian C & Uncle George
"This picture's awful." "That's perfect, it's my life." - Kim Mo & Uncle George
"She's probably gonna be a millionaire off of my s**t." - Uncle George
me quoting him all the time. i don't make any $$ of quotes
"Oh, I got plenty of props!" - Uncle George
he should go on stage but he needs props
"I don't know, what base is boobs?" - Kim Mo
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
"So you gotta have some dough to get some flo." - Dimitri D