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Friday, July 31, 2009
"Do you want this down your pants?" "Well, I have pretty baggy pants so..." - Brian C & Janny M
"Finally, something's big in this apartment and it's not Shawn." - Brian C
"Yeah it is. Do you wanna see?" - Shawn R
regarding the previous quote
"Yeah, she'll show them to me but I'm not allowed to touch them." - Shawn R
"What's in your pants? It's hurting me." "My phone... my cock..." "Naw, that wouldn't hurt... too small." - Janny M & Brian C & Shawn R
Thursday, July 30, 2009 -- work, hung out with paul!
"Is that what you do with it?" "Uh, probably not." - Janny M & Paul H
he had a sushi filled with eggs so he put the eggs on other things
"The word 'f**k' is definitely required when talking about Internet Explorer." - Paul H
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 -- work, free ice cream!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
"Mafia doesn't go to Dead Sea." - Asim A
Monday, July 27, 2009 -- work, watched the hangover with shawn & jen
"Two pi... They're playing Black Jack." "This is a comedy." - Janny M & Shawn R
the hangover
"You're just as annoying." "That's not true." "Yeah, you're right. He's way better." - Janny M & Jen R & Brian C
Sunday, July 26, 2009 -- work @ dad's, big din din & watched watchmen
"He did the right thing. He burned Texas." - Janny M
watchmen
"Kill it." "With what? With our food?" - Jen R & Janny M
there was a spider on the gas tank of the grill
"The smallest of a lot of things is yours too." - Brian C
"Like I said last night, you married me." "I ask myself why everyday." - Jen R & Shawn R
"I'm not special like that." "Oh, you're special." - Jen R & Shawn R
"I'm not a logical person." "We know." - Jen R & Janny M & Shawn R
last part said at the same time
"My headache won't go away." "Mine will at around 10 tonight." - Jen R & Brian C
when jen is leaving
Friday, July 24, 2009 -- work, transformers II & din din w/ shawn & jen
"You bought another Transformer?" "I bought two." "Do they have penises too?" - Janny M & Shawn R
"She wants to dance with someone who just put their entire hand in the cake?" "Shut up and watch." - Janny M & Shawn R
transformers 2
"I love this guy." "The dog? Yeah, the dog is cute." - Shawn R & Janny M
"What's crowded?" "I don't f**king know, I'm drinking a beer." - Janny M & Shawn R
jen was complaining something was crowded
"Jen, how would you like it if we took your toy and threw it in your face?" "She probably wouldn't do anything with it." - Brian C & Shawn R
ohhh!
"That's the penis robot." - Shawn R
Thursday, July 23, 2009
"Forty years and we haven't done a single thing since." "That's not true. We did clothes Leslie." - Janny M & Brian C
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 -- work, went to raku with ernie & dimitri then hung around in bda
"There's already too many 'to's'." - Dimitri D
"Sixteen friend requests... Get me to the requests!" - Dimitri D
facebook
"Just put this guy into the Earth." - Ernie A
a photoshop picture
"The orgy-gami... Japanese videos." - Dimitri D
a mix between orgy and oragami
"I don't know what it means if you park in an out of order thingy next to a police man." - Ernie A
the parking meter was out of order
"Sometimes I make noises when I move my chair." - Ernie A
"Is somebody sitting here?" "Oh, you are." - Waiter At Raku 7/22/09 & Dimitri D
"She knows that I'm a threat, right?" - Ernie A
a threat to eileen
"Me, I have low self esteem." - Dimitri D
why he's still working
"That's not classy at all... Just leaving your tags on the letters." - Ernie A
"You give such great pen." - Ernie A
dimitri was blowing on my pen trying to get it to work
"Okay, say something funny so I can... type it in..." - Janny M
i had to txt myself since my pen wasn't working
"How would you smell strawberries from your ear?" - Janny M
"Say something else so I don't waste a text." "Poop." - Janny M & Ernie A
"He looks like he could put it down." - Ernie A
talking about howard
"She got her pen back, holly s**t." - Ernie A
pen started to work later
"He just said, 'so what, I get up on my grandma'." - Ernie A
dimitri, grandma, nough said
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
"I'm not going back up that dark shaft." - Dimitri D
the lights were off in the stairway
Sunday, July 19, 2009 -- work over dad's, din din w/ shawn & jen
"Even the smurfs got fricken wet." - Brian C
his boxers
"Oh my God. She actually let me touch them!" - Shawn R
jen let him touch something
Saturday, July 18, 2009 -- work over dads house
"I don't understand why it had to have this little... wrinkle..." - Stacy M
"Why don't you just get a rubber mallet?" "Why don't you just get a rubber face?" "I've thought about it." - Stacy M & Janny M
Friday, July 17, 2009 -- work, out to din din @ red lobster then to see harry potter 6
"Dah, I just got done deleting all your text messages!" - Janny M
dude wouldn't stop talking
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
"We pay our employees... that's a positive work environment." "I don't know why." - Mike R & Shahnaz D
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
"If you don't want your dick to dangle then wear a supporter." - Dimitri D
Sunday, July 12, 2009 -- work over dad's, usual sunday night good steak din din with peeps
"Sounds like a Saab story to me." - Janny M
"I'm tired of just licking and licking and licking." - Jen R
"Now I want to bite." - Jen R
her ice creame
"I really don't want to hear about trimming your bush." - Shawn R
bri needs to trim the bushes in the front lawn
Saturday, July 11, 2009 -- work over dad's, hung & had din din w/ shawn & jen
"Me and Brian are going to be in the bedroom..." - Shawn R
he actually said this normally, not joking
"Could you quit making the fallen masturbate?" - Shawn R (pic)
"You've had like five shots of blue wave vodka." - Shawn R
Friday, July 10, 2009 -- bad day at work, dinner with shawn & jen in downtown rockville!
"She was staring at your tits." "What tits?" - Shawn R & Jen R
"She caught a fifteen inch bass." "I'm sure as soon as she did she said 'I wish Shawn was this big'." - Shawn R & Brian C
jen
"You were petting me like a dog and calling me a dog... And now you're doing it again." - Shawn R
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
"The body's very interesting... especially my body." - Dimitri D
"I'll just try that... if that doesn't work then I'll just shoot myself." - Janny M
Monday, July 6, 2009
"Hope you had a great weekend... Get back to us... Bitch." - Mike R
everything's down!
Sunday, July 5, 2009 -- saw aunt ruth up in dundalk
"God, I got a big nose." - Aunt Ruth
"As you get older, your nose gets bigger." - Aunt Ruth
"Oh, no, the two little pillows." - Aunt Ruth (pic)
bri got the big pillow
"Yes, N... N as in Nancy... N as in... something else." - Brian C
Saturday, July 4, 2009 -- 4th of july festivities! played volleyball & went to a party!
"Put this back in there... I'll take it when it's not Fourth Of July." - Uncle George
something illegal
--RESTRICTED QUOTE--
"You look like you're going fishing." - Uncle George
patrick kept pulling away when he was trying to light his sparkler
"He's gonna take out my cable!" - Kim Mo
"E for idiot." "That's I." - Uncle George & Kim Mo
"It is fun... until someone gets hurt." - Kim Mo
classic
"I hold the record for holding it in the hand." - Mason N
bottle rocket
"Keep talking s**t." - Brian Mu
the firework hit the garage
"I got a great idea... Be quiet." - Brian Mu
"I'll show you a little bit more than one fourth Indian..." - Brian Mu
"What's really scary is you're capable of breeding." - Uncle George
mason
"How many you got left?" "A lot." - Mason N & Brian Mu
brian was shooting bottle rockets off at mason